Thanksgiving is a time for family gatherings, delicious food, and of course, great conversations. Many people enjoy celebrating this holiday with a cozy, festive atmosphere that includes a happy hour to wind down, relax, and have some laughs. What better way to keep the mood light and fun than with a collection of Thanksgiving-themed jokes? Whether you’re hosting a party, attending a dinner, or simply enjoying the season with friends, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to everyone’s face. So, grab a drink, raise a toast, and enjoy these 47 hilarious Thanksgiving happy hour jokes!
1. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had drumsticks!
2. Why don’t you ever tell secrets at the Thanksgiving dinner table? Because the potatoes have ears, and the corn has eyes.
3. What do you call a stuffed animal on Thanksgiving? A turkey stuffed with joy!
4. What’s the best way to stuff a turkey? With stuffing!
5. Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
6. How do you make a turkey float? You need two scoops of ice cream, some soda, and a turkey.
7. What happened to the turkey who went to the Thanksgiving dinner? He was roasted!
8. Why did the pilgrim break up with the turkey? He found someone with more stuffing.
9. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
10. Why did the Thanksgiving pumpkin refuse to go to the party? It was feeling a little gourd.
11. Why did the mashed potatoes go to therapy? They had too many issues to work out.
12. How do you keep a turkey in suspense? I’ll tell you at Christmas.
13. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey plucker!
14. Why did the corn on the cob attend therapy? It had kernel issues.
15. What do you call an altercation between two turkeys? A poultry in motion!
16. Why did the gravy break up with the mashed potatoes? It wasn’t their “type.”
17. What do you call a Thanksgiving joke that’s gone too far? Overstuffed!
18. How do turkeys stay in touch? They use Twitter!
19. Why did the stuffing start a podcast? It wanted to get its thoughts out there!
20. Why was the turkey the star of the show? Because it had all the drumsticks!
21. What’s the most festive way to exercise on Thanksgiving? Gobble squats!
22. What do you call a turkey’s workout? A full-body feast.
23. Why are Thanksgiving jokes always so crispy? Because they’re well done!
24. How did the sweet potato propose to the pumpkin? With a ring of mashed potatoes!
25. Why did the turkey refuse to fight? It didn’t want to get roasted.
26. What do you call a turkey that plays football? A touchdown turkey!
27. Why don’t turkeys ever tell secrets? Because they’re always spilling the beans!
28. Why did the wine get invited to Thanksgiving dinner? It was a grape time.
29. What did the cranberry say to the turkey? “You’re a real lifesaver!”
30. What did the mashed potatoes say to the gravy? “I’m falling for you!”
31. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a pig? A ham-burkey!
32. Why did the chef make a Thanksgiving turkey joke? Because it was just too much to digest.
33. Why don’t turkeys like to share? Because they’re always stuffed!
34. What does a turkey do when it sees a pie? It gets excited, and then it gets stuffed!
35. Why don’t turkeys need a passport? They always stay home for Thanksgiving.
36. What do you call a turkey with no feathers? A naked bird!
37. Why is Thanksgiving the best holiday? Because the food is to die for… unless you’re the turkey.
38. What’s the best part of Thanksgiving dinner? The pie, of course!
39. What do you call it when a turkey gets into a fight? A fowl dispute!
40. What’s the first thing you do when you see a turkey at Thanksgiving? Start stuffing your face!
41. What did the turkey do at the Thanksgiving party? It was the life of the party, but then it got roasted.
42. Why was the pumpkin always invited to Thanksgiving dinner? Because it was never afraid to spice things up!
43. How do you know the turkey is a comedian? It’s always cracking jokes!
44. What did the waiter say to the turkey? “We’ll roast you now, but you’re going to be great later.”
45. What’s a turkey’s favorite band? The Cranberries!
46. Why was the chef stressed on Thanksgiving? He had a lot on his plate!
47. How do turkeys cheer each other up on Thanksgiving? They tell each other “Have a gobble day!”
Conclusion
Thanksgiving is a time to gather, celebrate, and indulge in delicious food and drinks. While you enjoy your festive cocktails, these Thanksgiving happy hour jokes are sure to keep the atmosphere lighthearted and full of laughter. With 47 jokes that span from puns to witty one-liners, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So, the next time you find yourself at the table with family and friends, share these jokes and make your Thanksgiving celebration even more memorable. Laughter truly is the best ingredient for a successful holiday!
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