Thanksgiving is a time for family gatherings, delicious food, and creating memories that last a lifetime. While turkey and stuffing might take the spotlight on the dinner table, there’s always room for pie—whether it’s pumpkin, apple, or pecan. And, of course, a Thanksgiving feast wouldn’t be complete without the golden, flaky pie crust that surrounds these sweet treats. So, without further ado, here are 46 Thanksgiving pie crust puns that will have everyone in stitches!
1. Why did the pie crust break up with the filling? Because it just couldn’t handle the pressure.
2. What do you call a dessert with no pie crust? A crustless situation.
3. Why do pie crusts make great comedians? They always have the best punchlines.
4. How did the pie crust feel after the Thanksgiving dinner? Crushed.
5. Why did the pie crust go to therapy? It had too many issues to “roll” with.
6. What do you call a pie crust that’s had a rough day? A little flaky.
7. How do you make a Thanksgiving pie crust smile? Give it a little dough to cheer up.
8. Why was the pie crust so confident? It was totally on a roll.
9. What’s a pie crust’s favorite song? “Roll with It.”
10. How do pie crusts show love? They knead each other.
11. What did the pumpkin pie say to the pie crust? “I can’t wait to be filled with your love.”
12. Why did the pie crust start a band? It knew how to rock and roll.
13. How do you describe a perfect pie crust? Flaky, golden, and always ready for a good time.
14. Why are pie crusts so good at keeping secrets? They know how to seal the deal.
15. What’s a pie crust’s favorite sport? Roller derby.
16. What did the pie crust say to the oven? “I’m getting hot in here!”
17. Why did the pie crust go to school? It wanted to be a little more well-rounded.
18. How does a pie crust like to start its day? With a good rolling pin session.
19. What did the pie crust do after a long day? It relaxed with a good stretch.
20. How do pie crusts handle stress? They just roll with it.
21. Why did the pie crust refuse to bake with the pumpkin? It didn’t want to be squashed.
22. What do you call a pie crust that’s very friendly? A dough-nting companion.
23. What did the pie crust say about the apple filling? “I think it’s a-peeling.”
24. How do you make pie crust laugh? Tell it a really crumby joke.
25. Why do pie crusts never complain? They know how to roll with the punches.
26. What’s a pie crust’s favorite holiday? Crustmas.
27. Why did the pie crust bring a sweater to dinner? It was getting a little too crusty in the kitchen.
28. What did the pie crust say about the holidays? “I’m in piefect shape for the season!”
29. Why did the pie crust bring a ladder to the kitchen? It wanted to reach new heights of flavor.
30. What do you call a pie crust in a hurry? A dough-ing racer.
31. Why are pie crusts such good party planners? They know how to roll out a good time.
32. What did the pie crust say to the pecan pie? “You’re nuts, but I love you anyway.”
33. Why did the pie crust become a motivational speaker? It always encouraged people to rise to the occasion.
34. What did the pie crust say to the holiday dinner guests? “I’m just here to keep things together.”
35. How do pie crusts express their emotions? With a lot of flaky gestures.
36. Why did the pie crust get into baking? It was rolling in dough!
37. How do pie crusts keep their secrets? They seal them away.
38. What did the pie crust say to the sweet potato pie? “I think we make a perfect match.”
39. Why did the pie crust join a gym? To stay fit for the holidays.
40. How does a pie crust get over an argument? It just fluffs up and moves on.
41. Why did the pie crust invite the butter to the party? It knew they would make a smooth combination.
42. How did the pie crust describe its relationship with the filling? “We’re a match made in heaven.”
43. What’s a pie crust’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good beat.
44. Why did the pie crust break up with the cinnamon? It felt too spicy.
45. What do you call a pie crust that’s great at math? A calculated crust.
46. Why did the pie crust start a podcast? It wanted to share its flaky thoughts with the world.
Conclusion
Pie crust puns are a fun and lighthearted way to add humor to your Thanksgiving dinner. Whether you’re trying to entertain your guests or simply lighten the mood, these puns are sure to bring some laughter to the table. So, as you roll out your pie crust this holiday season, don’t forget to sprinkle a little laughter on top. Happy Thanksgiving, and may your pie crusts always be perfectly flaky!
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