Thanksgiving is a time for gathering with loved ones, reflecting on the blessings of the year, and enjoying a hearty meal together. It’s also a perfect opportunity to share laughs and create lasting memories with family and friends. Whether around the dinner table or lounging after the feast, jokes can lighten the mood and bring everyone closer. This article is filled with 46 Thanksgiving family time jokes designed to do just that. These jokes will bring joy to your family gathering and are perfect for anyone looking to add some humor to their holiday celebrations.
1. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A turkey that isn’t “stuffed” with secrets!
2. Why did the cranberry turn red?
Because it saw the turkey dressing!
3. What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food!
4. Why did the scarecrow get promoted on Thanksgiving?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
5. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!
6. Why do turkeys always go to Thanksgiving dinner?
Because they know they’re going to be stuffed!
7. What did the stuffing say to the turkey?
I’m stuffed, you’re stuffed, let’s call it a day!
8. Why was the Thanksgiving dinner so good at the comedy club?
Because the turkey had great timing!
9. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A turkey that can pluck itself!
10. What did the pilgrims use to keep their pants up?
A belt buckle!
11. How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I’ll tell you after Thanksgiving!
12. Why did the turkey sit down?
Because it was stuffed!
13. What did the turkey say to the pumpkin?
I’m thankful for you, but I’m the one who’s going to get eaten!
14. Why can’t you take a turkey to a party?
Because they always “wing” it!
15. What do you call a turkey that doesn’t tell jokes?
A poultry in motion!
16. What did the mashed potatoes say to the gravy?
You make everything better!
17. Why don’t turkeys ever tell secrets?
Because they can’t keep their mouths shut!
18. What do you call a Thanksgiving turkey in space?
A flying bird!
19. What do you call a turkey with a bandage?
A turkey that’s been “stuffed” too much!
20. Why did the family bring a ladder to Thanksgiving?
To reach new heights of gratitude!
21. What did one cranberry say to the other on Thanksgiving?
“Let’s get saucy!”
22. How does a turkey express its thanks?
By giving a “cluck” of approval!
23. What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?
With lots of love and a little bit of humor!
24. Why did the pilgrims come to America?
To avoid being stuffed at home!
25. What did the family say after the Thanksgiving meal?
“That was gravy!”
26. Why did the pumpkin refuse to go to the party?
Because it didn’t want to get roasted!
27. What do you call a turkey that is always late?
A turkey that can’t be stuffed in time!
28. Why do potatoes make terrible comedians?
Because they always mash up their jokes!
29. What’s the favorite holiday of vegetables?
Thanksgiving – they love being mashed!
30. Why don’t turkeys eat fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
31. How did the turkey get so rich?
By having great fowl play!
32. Why did the turkey start a band?
To drum up some support!
33. What do you call a gobbler with an attitude?
A “turkey” who’s a little too cocky!
34. What’s the difference between a well-dressed turkey and a poorly dressed one?
A turkey with a belt buckle!
35. Why did the gravy bring a pencil to dinner?
Because it was going to draw a crowd!
36. How does a pumpkin greet its friends on Thanksgiving?
“Pie to meet you!”
37. What happened to the turkey who got in trouble?
He got caught red-handed in the kitchen!
38. Why did the pilgrims and the turkeys go to therapy?
They needed help with their “feather” issues!
39. What’s a turkey’s favorite game?
Hide and turkey-seek!
40. What did the mashed potatoes say to the gravy on Thanksgiving?
“You omplete me!”
41. What do you call a Thanksgiving dessert that keeps you up at night?
A pie-tastrophe!
42. Why did the pumpkin sit on the windowsill?
Because it was waiting for the Thanksgiving “pie-ceremony”!
43. What did the pumpkin say to the pie?
“I’m stuffed, but you’re just delicious!”
44. What do you call it when the turkey won’t stop texting during dinner?
A turkey that’s “roasted” in more ways than one!
45. Why did the turkey join a band?
Because it had great “drumsticks”!
46. What did the turkey say to the corn?
You’re the “corn-erstone” of Thanksgiving!
Conclusion
Thanksgiving is a wonderful time to share stories, traditions, and most importantly, laughter. These 46 Thanksgiving family time jokes will add a lighthearted touch to your celebration and create fond memories that will last long after the meal. Whether shared during dinner or as the family gathers around for dessert, these jokes will spark joy and remind everyone that humor is a key ingredient in a successful holiday. So, as you gather with your loved ones this season, don’t forget to add some jokes to the mix – after all, laughter is the best way to express gratitude!
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