There’s something uniquely entertaining about a tipsy dad letting loose with a string of jokes that are as wobbly as his steps might be after a few drinks. Whether it’s at a family gathering with a bit of wine flowing, a backyard barbecue where the beers are being passed around, or just a laid-back evening at home with a glass or two in hand, these drunk dad jokes have a charm all their own. They might not always make perfect sense, and they’re often delightfully silly, but that’s exactly what makes them so hilarious and able to put a big smile on your face. So, get ready to chuckle and shake your head in amusement as we dive into these 40 rib-tickling drunk dad jokes that are bound to bring some lighthearted fun to any situation.
1. Why did the drunk guy bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
2. What’s a drunk person’s favorite kind of math? Alcohol-gebra!
3. Why was the drunk man always so calm? Because he was constantly in a “spirited” state of relaxation!
4. What do you call a fake drunk? An impasta drunk!
5. How do you know the drunk guy was good at art? Because he always painted the town red!
6. Why did the drunk person go to the doctor? Because he was feeling a little “wined” down!
7. What did one beer say to the other? “You’re looking brew-tiful tonight!”
8. Why did the drunk guy bring a map to the pub? In case he got lost on his way to the bottom of a glass!
9. What’s a drunk’s favorite dance? The stagger-step
10. Why did the drunk put his keys in the bottle? He thought it was a keychain for his favorite drink!
11. What do you call a drunk on a mountain? A high-altitude party animal!
12. Why did the drunk guests have to wear sunglasses? Because they were seeing double from all the liquor!
13. What’s the best thing to say to a drunk? “You’re not as sharp as a shot glass!
14. Why did the drunk go to the art gallery? To admire the “spirited” paintings!
15. What did the whiskey bottle say to the vodka bottle? “Let’s get mixed up tonight!”
16. Why was the drunk so nervous about his speech? Because he was afraid he’d slur his words like he did his drinks!
17. What’s a drunk in space called? A space cadet with a bottle!
18. Why did the drunk throw his hat so hard? He thought it was a frisbee after one too many drinks!
19. What do you call a drunk with lots of friends? A merry band of booze buddies!
20. Why did the drunk take up yoga? To try and find his balance after a night of drinking.
21. What’s a drunk without music? A very quiet drunk who’s just passed out!
22. Why did the drunk get a ladder for his party? To reach for the top shelf of the liquor cabinet!
23. What did the wine glass say to the champagne flute? “You’re so bubbly, I’m a little jealous!”
24. Why did the drunk bridesmaid bring a map to the wedding? She thought it was a bar crawl route!
25. What’s a winter drunk’s favorite sport? Ice skating… or trying to after a few too many drinks!
26. Why did the drunk guests keep looking at their watches? They were waiting for happy hour to start again!
27. What do you call a drunk with a magician? An abra-ca-drunk event!
28. Why did the drunk’s shoes have a GPS? So he could find his way back to the bar!
29. What’s a drunk in the forest called? A tipsy tree-hugger!
30. Why did the drunk practice his speech in the shower? Because the sound of the water made him think he was at a waterfall bar!
31. What did the drunk’s jacket say to the wind? “Don’t mess up my drunk swagger!”
32. Why did the drunk photographer bring a ladder? To get the best angle of the bar scene!
33. What’s a drunk on a boat called? A floating party pooper if they run out of booze!
34. Why did the drunk wear green? To blend in with the bottles of absinthe!
35. What do you call a drunk with a lot of flowers? A tipsy florist who’s had one too many sips!
36. Why did the drunk think his glass was empty? Because he couldn’t see straight enough to tell there was still a drop left!
37. What did the drunk ring bearer say to the rings? “I’ll get you to the bar safely… or maybe not!”
38. Why did the drunk put on a top hat? Because he thought he was at a fancy speakeasy!
39. What’s a drunk in a vineyard called? A grape-soaked reveler!
40. Why did the drunk and his friend have a photo booth at their party? So they could capture all their silly drunk faces and forget about them in the morning!
Conclusion
There you have it, 40 hilarious drunk dad jokes that are sure to bring a smile to your face and a chuckle to your lips. These jokes capture the essence of those lighthearted, slightly tipsy moments that can be so much fun. Whether you share them with friends during a night out, tell them around the family table when someone’s had a bit too much to drink, or just enjoy them on your own as you reminisce about some wild evenings, they’ll do the trick. So, don’t be shy to let these jokes loose and let the laughter flow, because in the world of drunken humor, there’s always room for a good laugh and a great time. Just remember to drink responsibly, though, while having a good time with these jokes!
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