Christmas is that magical time of the year filled with twinkling lights, delicious treats, and the warmth of spending time with loved ones. And what better way to add even more cheer to the season than with a collection of hilarious Christmas jokes? We’ve put together 40 of them that are perfect for sharing around the fireplace, slipping into Christmas cards, or just having a good laugh during the holiday hustle and bustle. And the best part? They’re all ready for you to print out for free and enjoy whenever you like. So, let’s unwrap these jokes and get into the festive spirit!
1. What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
2. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!
3. What’s Santa’s favorite pizza? One that’s deep-pan, crisp and even!
4. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim!
5. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
6. How does Santa take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid!
7. Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses? Because he didn’t want to be recognized as Rudolph!
8. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
9. What’s the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!
10. Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor? Because he had low elf esteem!
11. What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad? A pineapple!
12. How do sheep say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!
13. Why was the turkey in the nativity scene? Because it was the Christmas poultry!
14. What’s Santa’s favorite breakfast cereal? Frosted Flakes, of course!
15. Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crummy!
16. What do you call Santa when he stops moving? Santa Pause!
17. What’s a snowman’s favorite drink? Ice-cold cocoa!
18. Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting? Because they always drop their needles!
19. What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a detective? Santa Clues!
20. Why did the Christmas stocking feel sad? Because it was empty!
21. What’s the best thing to give your parents for Christmas? A list of everything you want!
22. How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He checks his calen-deer!
23. What do you call a Christmas tree in the desert? A cactus!
24. Why did the angel get kicked out of school? Because she had harp-onies!
25. What’s Santa’s favorite kind of music? Wrap music!
26. Why did the snowman go to the party? To break the ice!
27. What do you call a fish at Christmas? A Christmas carp!
28. Why did the elves ask the turkey to join their band? Because he had drumsticks!
29. What’s a reindeer’s favorite game? Deer-opoly!
30. Why did the Christmas lights go to therapy? Because they had issues with their bulbs!
31. What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses!
32. How do you know when Santa’s in the room? You can sense his presents!
33. What’s a snowman’s favorite subject? Melt-hematics!
34. Why did the Christmas card feel lonely? Because it had no body to write to!
35. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
36. Why did the reindeer go to the dentist? Because he had buck teeth!
37. What’s Santa’s favorite snack? Cookies and milk, duh!
38. How do you make a Christmas tree last longer? You tell it Christmas stories!
39. What do you call a group of elves singing together? A chorus of Claus-ettes!
40. Why did the Christmas ornament feel left out? Because it wasn’t hung with the others!
Conclusion
40 free printable Christmas jokes that are just waiting for you to print out and share with family, friends, and anyone else who could use a good chuckle during this wonderful holiday season. Christmas is all about joy, laughter, and making memories, and these jokes are sure to be a part of those happy times. So, go ahead and print them, pass them around, and let the festive laughter ring out. Here’s to a very merry Christmas filled with lots of smiles and giggles!
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