Thanksgiving is that wonderful time of the year when we gather around the table, stuff ourselves with delicious food, and give thanks for all the blessings in our lives. But you know what can make it even more fun? A bunch of silly, downright stupid Thanksgiving jokes! We’ve rounded up 43 of them that are bound to get a laugh or at least a groan out of you. Whether you share them during the turkey carving, while waiting for the pumpkin pie, or just when you’re hanging out with family and friends, these jokes are sure to add a lighthearted touch to the holiday. So, let’s dig in and get ready for some goofy Thanksgiving humor!
1. Why did the turkey cross the road? Because it was the chicken’s day off!
2. What’s a turkey’s favorite dance? The gobble-wobble!
3. Why was the cranberry sauce so shy? Because it saw the turkey dressing!
4. What do you call a fake turkey? An impasta-bird!
5. Why did the pilgrim’s pants always fall down? Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat!
6. What’s a pilgrim’s favorite kind of music? Plymouth Rock!
7. Why did the Thanksgiving dinner table go to the doctor? Because it had too many forks in it!
8. What do you get when you cross a turkey and a banjo? A plucking good meal!
9. Why did the sweet potato hide? Because it saw the mashed potatoes coming and didn’t want to be mashed too!
10. What’s a turkey’s favorite movie? “Gobblezilla”!
11. Why did the stuffing go to therapy? Because it had too many issues with being stuffed inside the turkey!
12. What do you call a group of turkeys playing instruments? A gobble band!
13. Why was the pumpkin pie blushing? Because it saw the whipped cream flirting with the apple pie!
14. What’s a pilgrim’s favorite subject? Mayflower-hematics!
15. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had drumsticks!
16. What do you get if you cross a turkey and a snowman? Frosty the gobbler!
17. Why did the Thanksgiving meal take so long? Because the turkey kept running away from the oven!
18. What’s a turkey’s favorite game? Hide and seek with the carving knife!
19. Why did the corn on the cob go to the party? To get a little buttered up!
20. What do you call a turkey with no feathers? A naked bird!
21. Why did the pilgrim wear a belt? To hold his pants up… or was it to hold his hat on?
22. What’s a pilgrim’s favorite snack? Popcorn from the Mayflower!
23. Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey’s fate and were embarrassed!
24. What do you call a Thanksgiving dinner without the turkey? A vegetarian’s dream!
25. Why did the mashed potatoes get into a fight? Because they couldn’t see eye to eye on how much butter was enough!
26. What’s a turkey’s favorite holiday? Thanksgiving, of course!
27. Why did the pumpkin roll across the road? Because it didn’t have any legs to walk with!
28. What do you call a group of pilgrims singing together? A Plymouth choir!
29. Why did the sweet potato say “no” to the mashed potato? Because it wanted to keep its shape!
30. What’s a pilgrim’s favorite drink? Mayflower juice!
31. Why did the turkey sit on the computer? Because it wanted to check its gobble-mail!
32. What do you get when you cross a pilgrim and a magician? An abra-ca-pilgrim!
33. Why did the Thanksgiving tablecloth get dirty so quickly? Because everyone kept dropping food on it!
34. What’s a turkey’s favorite exercise? The gobble-up!
35. Why did the green beans feel left out? Because they weren’t as popular as the mashed potatoes!
36. What do you call a turkey that can play chess? A check-mate gobbler!
37. Why did the cranberry sauce get in trouble? Because it was always trying to make a sticky situation!
38. What’s a pilgrim’s favorite color? Brown, like the turkey they ate!
39. Why did the Thanksgiving parade have a problem? Because the balloons kept gobbling up the wind!
40. What do you call a group of turkeys in a hot tub? A bubbly gobble party!
41. Why did the pilgrim go to the dentist? Because he had a cavity from all the sweet corn!
42. What’s a turkey’s favorite book? “The Great Gobble Escape”!
43. Why did the pumpkin pie feel left out at the dessert table? Because everyone was talking about the apple pie’s crust!
Conclusion
43 stupid Thanksgiving jokes that we hope brought a smile to your face, even if they made you roll your eyes a bit too. Thanksgiving is a time for celebration, laughter, and being with loved ones, and these goofy jokes are a great way to add some extra fun to the holiday. Share them around the table, and let the silly moments and laughter be a part of your Thanksgiving memories. Here’s to a very happy and humorous Thanksgiving!
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