Thanksgiving is a time of joy, family, and delicious food. And what better way to add to the merriment than with some silly and fun Thanksgiving jokes that are perfect for preschoolers? These 43 jokes are simple, easy to understand, and sure to make the little ones giggle. They’ll have your preschoolers laughing as they wait for the turkey to roast and the pies to cool. Let’s get ready to share some Thanksgiving cheer with these adorable jokes.
1. What kind of key can’t open doors? A turkey!
2. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
3. What do you get when you cross a turkey and a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!
4. What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son? “If your papa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!”
5. Why was the turkey the drummer in the band? Because he had the drumsticks!
6. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
7. How do you keep a turkey in suspense? I’ll tell you at Christmas!
8. What do you call a running turkey? Fast food!
9. Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
10. What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google, google!
11. What’s a turkey’s favorite game? Hide and gobble!
12. Why did the pilgrims’ pants always fall down? Because they wore their belt buckles on their hats!
13. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi!
14. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
15. Why did the turkey go to school? To get a little more stuffing in his head!
16. What’s a turkey’s favorite song? “Jingle Bells” (because it has “bells” in it and turkeys like shiny things)!
17. What do you call a sad cranberry? A blueberry!
18. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? Because it had 24 carrots!
19. What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? “Quack, quack!” (to confuse him)!
20. What’s a turkey’s favorite dance? The mashed potato!
21. Why did the corn stalk get in trouble? Because it was being corny!
22. What do you get when you cross a turkey and a ghost? A poultry-geist!
23. What did one slice of pumpkin pie say to the other? “You’re looking gourd-geous today!”
24. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the right beak for it!
25. What’s a turkey’s favorite subject in school? Fowl language!
26. Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? Because they couldn’t fit the moose in the oven!
27. What do you call a turkey that tells jokes? A comedi-hen!
28. Why was the stuffing so funny? Because it was full of corny jokes!
29. What did the Pilgrims say when they landed on Plymouth Rock? “This place rocks!”
30. What’s a turkey’s favorite holiday? Thanksgiving, of course!
31. Why did the cranberry sauce blush? Because it saw the turkey undressing!
32. What do you call a turkey with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want, he can’t hear you!
33. What did the turkey do at the gym? He worked on his gobble-ups!
34. Why was the Thanksgiving parade so noisy? Because of all the gobble-hopping!
35. What’s a turkey’s favorite TV show? “The Walking Dead” (because they like to run from things)!
36. Why did the Pilgrims build their houses so close together? Because they wanted to have a neigh-borhood!
37. What do you call a turkey that flies upside down? A sky-high turkey!
38. Why was the pumpkin so happy? Because it was getting all the pie-tention!
39. What did the turkey say to the turkey baster? “Don’t get too friendly!”
40. What’s a turkey’s favorite art? Pumpkin carving!
41. Why did the turkey go to the doctor? Because it had a bad case of the gobble-itis!
42. What do you call a group of turkeys playing football? A fowl team!
43. Why was the Thanksgiving table so wobbly? Because the turkey was doing the cha-cha under it!
Conclusion
These 43 Thanksgiving jokes for preschoolers are a wonderful way to bring laughter and fun to the Thanksgiving celebration. They are simple and silly, just right for the little ones. Share these jokes with your preschoolers and watch as they giggle and have a great time. It’s a great way to create lasting memories and add an extra dose of cheer to this special holiday. Here’s to a Thanksgiving filled with laughter and love, starting with these adorable jokes.
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