Thanksgiving is a time of feasting, family, and gratitude, but for those in the office, it can also bring a unique set of comical situations. The days leading up to the holiday are filled with the anticipation of a break, while also trying to meet deadlines and deal with office politics. These 42 Thanksgiving office jokes are here to capture the essence of the workplace during this festive season. From the office potluck to the coworker rivalries over the last slice of pumpkin pie, get ready to chuckle at the lighter side of the Thanksgiving office experience.
1. Why did the office worker bring a turkey to work? Because he thought it was a “keyboard” turkey and would help him type faster.
2. What do you call a group of coworkers arguing over the Thanksgiving schedule? The “Turkey Tussle Team.”
3. How does an office printer feel about printing Thanksgiving recipes? It’s a bit “ink-vested” in making sure everyone has the right instructions.
4. Why was the boss so excited about Thanksgiving? Because he could finally stop micromanaging and start “gobbling” down some food.
5. What’s a stapler’s favorite Thanksgiving dish? Anything it can “pin” together, like a stack of turkey sandwiches.
6. How does a coffee machine celebrate Thanksgiving? By brewing extra strong coffee to keep everyone awake during the post-turkey slump.
7. What do you get when you cross an office chair and a turkey? A very uncomfortable seat for the turkey and a wobbly ride for the chair.
8. Why was the office plant so sad during Thanksgiving? Because it knew it wouldn’t get any of the delicious leftovers.
9. What’s a pen’s least favorite part of Thanksgiving? When it runs out of ink while people are writing their grocery lists.
10. How does a fax machine handle Thanksgiving? It sends out invitations to the office potluck, hoping someone will “fax” back a yes.
11. What do you call a coworker who always takes the biggest slice of pie at the office Thanksgiving? The “Pie Hog.”
12. Why was the office photocopier so busy before Thanksgiving? Because everyone was copying their favorite recipes and holiday memos.
13. What’s a calculator’s favorite Thanksgiving game? Figuring out how much food to buy per person at the office party.
14. How does an office phone feel about Thanksgiving? It’s a bit “ringy” with all the calls about last-minute changes to the holiday plans.
15. What do you get when you cross a computer mouse and a turkey? A device that might click and gobble at the same time.
16. Why was the janitor so happy about Thanksgiving? Because he knew he wouldn’t have to clean up as many coffee spills with everyone gone.
17. What’s a file cabinet’s least favorite Thanksgiving activity? When people shove extra food containers in it to store leftovers.
18. How does a whiteboard feel about Thanksgiving? It’s a bit “wiped out” after all the holiday planning and brainstorming.
19. What do you call a group of office workers trying to set up the Thanksgiving decorations? The “Festive Frenzy Crew.”
20. Why was the office thermostat a problem during Thanksgiving? Because everyone had a different opinion on the perfect temperature for a turkey coma.
21. What’s a paperclip’s favorite Thanksgiving memory? When it was used to hold together a delicious recipe card.
22. How does a ceiling fan feel about Thanksgiving? It’s a bit “spun out” with all the extra people and activity in the office.
23. What do you get when you cross an office lamp and a turkey? A well-lit turkey that might get a bit too warm.
24. Why was the office elevator so crowded before Thanksgiving? Because people were bringing in all their holiday shopping and food contributions.
25. What’s a tape dispenser’s least favorite Thanksgiving task? When it has to provide tape for wrapping up all the leftovers.
26. How does a bulletin board feel about Thanksgiving? It’s a bit “pinned up” with all the holiday announcements and party invitations.
27. What do you call a coworker who always forgets about the office Thanksgiving party? The “Turkey Truant.”
28. Why was the office water cooler a hot spot before Thanksgiving? Because everyone was chatting about their holiday plans and recipes.
29. What’s a ruler’s favorite Thanksgiving game? Measuring the size of the biggest turkey in the office.
30. How does a desk feel about Thanksgiving? It’s a bit “cluttered” with all the extra food wrappers and holiday knick-knacks.
31. What do you get when you cross a keyboard and a cranberry sauce? A sticky mess that might make typing a bit difficult.
32. Why was the office security guard so vigilant during Thanksgiving? Because he didn’t want any “turkey thieves” stealing the office potluck goodies.
33. What’s a wastebasket’s least favorite Thanksgiving sight? When it’s overflowing with turkey bones and food scraps.
34. How does a projector feel about Thanksgiving? It’s a bit “projected” into the background with all the focus on food and fun.
35. What do you call a group of office workers sharing Thanksgiving stories? The “Gobble Gabbers.”
36. Why was the office mailbox stuffed before Thanksgiving? Because of all the holiday catalogs and cards.
37. What’s a headset’s favorite Thanksgiving activity? Listening to holiday music while working on those last-minute tasks.
38. How does a filing folder feel about Thanksgiving? It’s a bit “filled up” with all the new holiday paperwork and receipts.
39. What do you get when you cross an office chair cushion and a pumpkin pie? A cushy seat that might smell delicious.
40. Why was the office vending machine so popular before Thanksgiving? Because people were stocking up on snacks for the long holiday weekend.
41. What’s a notepad’s least favorite Thanksgiving event? When it gets used to write down all the things people forgot to do for the holiday.
42. How does a conference room feel about Thanksgiving? It’s a bit “roomy” with fewer meetings and more talk about turkey and stuffing.
Conclusion
These 42 Thanksgiving office jokes have hopefully added a touch of humor and a lighthearted perspective to the work environment during the holiday season. They can be shared with coworkers to break the ice and bring a smile to everyone’s face. Whether you’re dealing with a busy workload or looking forward to the Thanksgiving break, these jokes remind us that even at work, there’s always room for a little laughter. Here’s to a Thanksgiving filled with both productivity and plenty of chuckles at the office.
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