Thanksgiving is a time of traditions, family, and of course, a bit of humor. While some jokes are knee-slappers, these 45 lame Thanksgiving jokes are in a league of their own. They might make you groan, roll your eyes, or even let out an exasperated laugh. But that’s the charm of a lame joke – it’s so bad, it’s kind of good. From the turkey that’s the centerpiece of the meal to the cranberries and the pumpkin pie, these jokes touch on all the Thanksgiving staples in the most hilariously uncool ways. They’re perfect for breaking the ice at the dinner table, sharing with friends during a post-feast lull, or just adding a touch of cheesy fun to your Thanksgiving festivities.
1. What do you call a turkey with no feathers? A naked gobbler.
2. Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor? It had a bad case of the “jellies.”
3. How does a turkey get to the Thanksgiving party? It takes the gravy train.
4. What’s a pilgrim’s favorite kind of shoe? A buckle-up boot.
5. Why was the pumpkin pie so square? Because it was in a square pan.
6. What do you get when you cross a turkey and a bicycle? A two-wheeled gobbler.
7. How does a Thanksgiving tablecloth feel? It’s a bit “table-drab.”
8. What’s a turkey’s least favorite day? The day it realizes it’s the main course.
9. Why did the stuffing get in trouble? It was a bit too “stuffed” with attitude.
10. What do you call a group of turkeys on a diet? The “skinny gobblers.”
11. How does a cranberry feel about being made into sauce? It’s a bit “sauced-up” about its new form.
12. What’s a pilgrim’s favorite vegetable? The one that doesn’t make them “gag-rim.”
13. Why was the corn on the cob so quiet? Because it was a bit “corny” and shy.
14. What do you get when you cross a turkey and a snowman? A “frosty gobbler” that melts in the warm kitchen.
15. How does a gravy boat feel? It’s a bit “saucy” and self-important.
16. What’s a turkey’s favorite movie? “The Great Turkey Escape” (if it existed).
17. Why was the mashed potato so lumpy? It had a bad “mash-up” day.
18. What do you call a turkey that tells jokes? A “gobble-joker.”
19. How does a dinner roll feel? It’s a bit “fluffy” and ready to be buttered.
20. What’s a pilgrim’s favorite game? “Hide and Peek-a-boo” (a lame take on a kids’ game).
21. Why did the green bean casserole go to the party? To get “creamy” with the other dishes.
22. What do you get when you cross a turkey and a skateboard? A “wheely gobbler” that might cause a ruckus.
23. How does a cider feel? It’s a bit “spicy” and tangy, but also a bit “lame-cider” in this joke.
24. What’s a turkey’s least favorite subject in school? “Gobble-gebra” because it’s too confusing.
25. Why was the Thanksgiving napkin so sad? Because it always gets dirty and thrown away.
26. What do you call a group of pilgrims singing? A “Plymouth choir” that might be a bit off-key.
27. How does a sweet potato casserole feel? It’s a bit “marshmallowy” and stuck-up.
28. What’s a turkey’s favorite dance? The “gobble-trot” that looks a bit silly.
29. Why was the Thanksgiving candle so wobbly? Because it had a “melt-down” coming.
30. What do you call a turkey that’s a detective? A “gobble-sleuth” that might not be very good.
31. How does a cornucopia feel? It’s a bit “overstuffed” and showing off.
32. What’s a pilgrim’s favorite book? “The Boring Adventures of the Pilgrims” (a made-up lame title).
33. Why was the turkey so clumsy? Because it had two left “gobbles.”
34. What do you get when you cross a turkey and a telephone? A “ringing gobbler” that might be annoying.
35. How does a roasted turkey feel? It’s a bit “crispy” and resigned to its fate.
36. What’s a pilgrim’s least favorite chore? Cleaning up after the big Thanksgiving feast, it’s a “messy-mess.”
37. Why did the apple pie go to the doctor? Because it had a “crustache” that was a bit too thick.
38. What do you call a group of turkeys in a hurry? A “gobble-dash” that’s not very coordinated.
39. How does a pecan pie feel? It’s a bit “nutty” and a bit too rich for some.
40. What’s a turkey’s favorite sport? “Gobble-ball” which is just a made-up, lame sport.
41. Why was the Thanksgiving table so noisy? Because all the dishes were “talking” too much.
42. What do you call a turkey that’s a poet? A “gobble-poet” that writes really bad rhymes.
43. How does a cranberry sauce feel about being served? It’s a bit “saucy” and hoping to be liked.
44. What’s a pilgrim’s favorite drink? “Plymouth Punch” that’s not very exciting.
45. Why was the Thanksgiving decoration so dull? Because it was a “lame-o-ration.”
Conclusion
These 45 lame Thanksgiving jokes might not win any awards for being the funniest or most clever, but they do have a certain charm. They can lighten the mood, create a shared moment of silliness, and remind us not to take Thanksgiving too seriously. Whether you’re sharing them with the kids, the grandparents, or just having a laugh with your friends, these jokes can add a unique flavor to the holiday. So, embrace the lameness and let these jokes be a part of your Thanksgiving memories. Here’s to a Thanksgiving filled with love, food, and a whole lot of lame but lovable humor.
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