Thanksgiving lunch is a time of delicious aromas, shared stories, and of course, a bit of lightheartedness. These 43 Thanksgiving lunch jokes are the perfect accompaniment to your midday meal. They touch on everything from the food on the table, like the turkey and cranberry sauce, to the chaos and camaraderie of gathering with family and friends. Whether you’re waiting for the turkey to be carved, passing around the side dishes, or just relaxing after a hearty meal, these jokes will add a touch of humor and make your Thanksgiving lunch even more memorable.
1. Why did the turkey sit at the kids’ table at Thanksgiving lunch? Because it was a “young gobbler” and wanted to have some fun.
2. What did the cranberry sauce say to the turkey at lunch? “You better watch out, I’m here to add some tang to this meal.”
3. How does a Thanksgiving lunch roll feel? It’s a bit “fluffy” and excited to be part of the spread.
4. Why was the stuffing so full of itself at lunch? Because it was “stuffed” with confidence and flavor.
5. What’s a Pilgrim’s favorite Thanksgiving lunch drink? “Mayflower Punch” (even if it’s just a made-up name).
6. Why did the green bean casserole go to the Thanksgiving lunch party? To get “creamy” with the other dishes.
7. How does a pumpkin pie feel about being served at lunch? It’s a bit “crusty” on the outside but warm and delicious inside.
8. What do you call a turkey that’s running late for lunch? A “tardy gobbler.”
9. Why was the mashed potato so quiet at lunch? Because it was a bit “lumpy” and shy.
10. What’s a group of turkeys having Thanksgiving lunch called? A “gobble-gathering.”
11. How does a gravy boat feel during lunch? It’s a bit “saucy” and important for adding flavor.
12. Why did the corn on the cob get in trouble at lunch? It was a bit “corny” and made everyone laugh a little too much.
13. What’s a turkey’s least favorite thing about Thanksgiving lunch? When it realizes it’s the main course.
14. Why was the sweet potato casserole so sweet at lunch? Because it was “marshmallowy” and full of love.
15. What do you call a turkey that tells jokes at lunch? A “gobble-joker.”
16. How does a dinner plate feel at Thanksgiving lunch? It’s a bit “loaded” with all the delicious food.
17. Why did the apple pie go to the doctor after Thanksgiving lunch? Because it had a “crustache” that needed fixing.
18. What’s a Pilgrim’s least favorite Thanksgiving lunch chore? Cleaning up all the dishes.
19. Why was the turkey so clumsy at lunch? Because it had two left “gobbles.”
20. What do you get when you cross a turkey and a bicycle at lunch? A “wheely gobbler” that might cause a commotion.
21. How does a cranberry feel about being part of the lunch? It’s a bit “tart” but adds a nice zing.
22. What’s a turkey’s favorite Thanksgiving lunch game? “Hide and gobble” (if it could play).
23. Why did the stuffing and the mashed potato argue at lunch? They couldn’t agree on who was the better side dish.
24. What do you call a group of Pilgrims having lunch? A “Plymouth picnic.”
25. How does a Thanksgiving lunch napkin feel? It’s a bit “useful” for wiping away all the food spills.
26. Why was the pecan pie so nutty at lunch? Because it was full of pecans, of course.
27. What’s a turkey’s least favorite vegetable at lunch? Brussels sprouts – they’re too “miniature” for its liking.
28. Why did the gravy go on a diet after Thanksgiving lunch? Because it was a bit too “thick” and heavy.
29. What do you call a turkey that’s a detective at lunch? A “gobble-sleuth” looking for the best bites.
30. How does a cornucopia feel at lunch? It’s a bit “overflowing” with bounty.
31. Why was the turkey so excited for lunch? Because it knew it was going to be the “star-gobbler” of the meal.
32. What’s a Pilgrim’s favorite Thanksgiving lunch song? “The Turkey Trot” (even if it’s anachronistic).
33. Why did the green bean casserole and the sweet potato casserole have a rivalry at lunch? They both wanted to be the favorite side dish.
34. What do you call a group of turkeys in a hurry for lunch? A “gobble-dash.”
35. How does a roasted turkey feel at lunch? It’s a bit “crispy” on the outside and tender inside.
36. What’s a turkey’s favorite dance at lunch? The “gobble-shuffle.”
37. Why was the Thanksgiving lunch table so noisy? Because everyone was chatting and having a good time.
38. What do you call a Thanksgiving lunch decoration that’s always late? A “tardy tinsel” (even if it’s not really tinsel).
39. How does a cider feel at lunch? It’s a bit “spicy” and refreshing.
40. What’s a Pilgrim’s favorite book to read at lunch? “The Mayflower Compact: A Tale of Survival” (even if it’s not really a lunchtime read).
41. Why was the turkey so good at basketball at lunch? It had great “jump-turkeys.”
42. What do you call a turkey that’s a poet at lunch? A “gobble-poet” who writes about the joys of lunch.
43. How does a cranberry sauce feel about being served at Thanksgiving lunch? It’s a bit “saucy” and hoping to be liked.
Conclusion
These 43 Thanksgiving lunch jokes have surely added a touch of humor and cheer to your midday Thanksgiving meal. They have the power to make everyone at the table chuckle, from the youngest child to the oldest grandparent. As you enjoy your turkey, stuffing, and all the other delicious dishes, these jokes can create a lighthearted atmosphere and make your Thanksgiving lunch a time filled with laughter and good memories. So, don’t be afraid to share these jokes and let the merriment continue. Here’s to a Thanksgiving lunch that’s not only delicious but also full of laughter and fun.
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