Thanksgiving is a time for family, food, and fun. Whether you’re gathered around a table filled with turkey, mashed potatoes, and cranberry sauce, or relaxing with loved ones after a hearty meal, there’s always room for laughter. Redneck humor, with its unique blend of wit and down-home charm, often brings a whole new level of hilarity to the holiday.
This collection of 48 redneck Thanksgiving jokes is sure to get your friends and family chuckling. From funny takes on traditional dishes to humorous observations about family gatherings, these jokes will add a lighthearted touch to your Thanksgiving celebration. So, sit back, relax, and get ready to enjoy some good old-fashioned redneck humor that will have everyone in stitches.
1. Why did the turkey join the band?
It had the drumsticks.
2. What’s a redneck Thanksgiving dinner without mashed potatoes?
A dinner that ain’t worth giving thanks for!
3. Why don’t rednecks like cranberry sauce?
It’s just jelly pretending to be something fancy.
4. What’s the most popular Thanksgiving dish in a redneck household?
Deep-fried turkey, with a side of beer.
5. How do rednecks express gratitude?
By saying, “I’m grateful, y’all!” right before they pass out on the couch.
6. What do you get when you cross a redneck and a turkey?
A bird that can do backflips off the grill.
7. Why did the redneck bring a ladder to Thanksgiving?
He heard the turkey was on the top shelf.
8. What’s a redneck’s favorite Thanksgiving pastime?
Watching football and arguing about which cousin is the best at hunting.
9. What do you call a Thanksgiving dinner in a trailer park?
A turkey with a side of drama.
10. What’s the difference between a redneck and a pilgrim?
The pilgrim knew how to write a letter of thanks, but the redneck knows how to fry a turkey.
11. How do rednecks cook their Thanksgiving turkey?
With a lawnmower engine and a deep fryer.
12. Why do rednecks love Thanksgiving so much?
It’s the only time of year they get to pretend they know how to cook!
13. What’s the redneck equivalent of a cornucopia?
A cooler filled with beer cans.
14. Why do rednecks wear flannel shirts to Thanksgiving dinner?
Because they’re just “too fancy” for a T-shirt.
15. How did the redneck Thanksgiving parade go?
It was a big hit—mostly because it was just people riding lawnmowers.
16. Why did the redneck refuse to eat the pumpkin pie?
He thought it looked too much like a vegetable.
17. What’s a redneck’s version of a Thanksgiving blessing?
“Lord, thank you for turkey, gravy, and this sweet tea.”
18. How do you know you’re at a redneck Thanksgiving?
When the turkey is served on a Styrofoam plate with a side of BBQ sauce.
19. Why did the redneck bring a shotgun to Thanksgiving dinner?
He wanted to “shoot the breeze” with his cousins.
20. What’s the redneck version of stuffing?
Leftover biscuits and a handful of sweet potatoes.
21. Why did the redneck put his Thanksgiving turkey on a rotisserie?
Because it was “too much work” to cook it any other way.
22. What did the redneck bring to Thanksgiving dinner as a side dish?
Potato salad… with extra mayo and pickles.
23. How do you say “Happy Thanksgiving” in redneck?
“Y’all ready to eat?”
24. What’s the most common thing you’ll hear at a redneck Thanksgiving table?
“Who brought the potato salad? It’s the best I’ve ever had!”
25. How did the redneck family prepare for Thanksgiving dinner?
They cleaned the trailer… mostly.
26. What’s the redneck way to carve a turkey?
With a chainsaw, of course.
27. What did the redneck say after eating too much turkey?
“I’m so stuffed, I might just have to sleep on the porch.”
28. Why did the redneck cousin bring his dog to Thanksgiving dinner?
He didn’t trust the turkey to be the only thing that was cooked right.
29. What’s a redneck’s favorite Thanksgiving dessert?
Pecan pie, with a scoop of ice cream and a splash of bourbon.
30. How do you know it’s a redneck Thanksgiving feast?
When the turkey has a side of squirrel gravy.
31. What do you call it when a redneck eats all the mashed potatoes?
A Thanksgiving miracle.
32. Why do rednecks prefer their Thanksgiving leftovers in the fridge?
Because it’s just a better place to store their turkey sandwiches.
33. What’s the best way for a redneck to celebrate Thanksgiving?
By sitting on the porch, cracking open a cold one, and watching the sunset.
34. What’s a redneck’s favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
The annual turkey wrestling match.
35. Why did the redneck bring a fishing pole to the dinner table?
He wanted to see if anyone had a “catch of the day” to add to the feast.
36. What did the redneck say when he got a turkey leg instead of a breast?
“Well, I guess I’ll just have to eat the whole thing now.”
37. Why did the redneck wear a camo hat to Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it’s hard to hide your love for turkey, especially when you’re hunting for the last slice of pie.
38. What’s the redneck’s secret to perfect mashed potatoes?
Smash ‘em until they look like your truck’s bumper.
39. Why do rednecks love Thanksgiving leftovers so much?
They can eat them for a whole week without ever cooking again.
40. How do rednecks know when it’s Thanksgiving?
When the turkey’s bigger than their truck.
41. What’s a redneck’s Thanksgiving survival kit?
A flask of whiskey and a couple of napkins.
42. Why did the redneck bring a spatula to Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it was the only utensil that could handle his plate of food.
43. What’s the redneck version of “gravy boats”?
A canoe full of mashed potatoes.
44. Why do rednecks make the best Thanksgiving cooks?
Because they don’t care about measurements; they just throw stuff in a pot and hope for the best.
45. What did the redneck say after a hearty Thanksgiving meal?
“Y’all, I need a nap more than I need more turkey!”
46. How do rednecks keep the Thanksgiving spirit alive?
By watching the football game and yelling at the TV like it’s a family member.
47. Why did the redneck serve his Thanksgiving turkey in a bucket?
Because it was the only container big enough for all the sides.
48. What’s a redneck’s favorite thing to do after Thanksgiving dinner?
Sitting on the porch with a beer, reminiscing about the glory days of the turkey hunt.
Conclusion
Thanksgiving is a time to enjoy great food, family, and laughter. Whether you’re making memories with loved ones or just kicking back with a few good friends, these 48 redneck Thanksgiving jokes will definitely add some humor to your celebration. So, next time you’re gathered around the table, share a few of these jokes, and watch as the laughter fills the room. After all, what’s a Thanksgiving without a little fun?
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