Christmas is the season of joy, laughter, and, of course, unique and amusing gifts. While traditional gifts like sweaters, perfumes, or tech gadgets are always appreciated, there’s something particularly fun about novelty Christmas gifts that bring out the silly side in all of us. From inflatable reindeer antlers to quirky mugs with holiday puns, these gifts often spark laughter, making them perfect for family gatherings, office parties, or even just a personal holiday treat.
To celebrate the lighter side of the season, we’ve put together a collection of 46 funny Christmas novelty gift jokes. These jokes will help add extra cheer to your holiday celebrations, whether you’re sharing them at the dinner table or slipping them into a gift tag. Prepare yourself for some laughs, groans, and good-natured eye-rolls—because these jokes are all in the spirit of fun.
1. What do you call an elf wearing earmuffs?
A “no-hear” elf!
2. Why did Santa go to therapy?
He had too many “elf”-esteem issues.
3. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
It needed a trim!
4. What’s Santa’s favorite type of music?
Wrap music!
5. Why don’t you ever see Santa at school?
Because he’s always in a “class” of his own!
6. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
7. Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?
He thought his wife was “melting” under pressure.
8. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
9. Why is Santa so good at karate?
He has a black belt in “Ho Ho Ho”!
10. What did one ornament say to the other?
I’m “tree-mendously” excited to see you!
11. Why do Christmas trees like to knit?
Because they’re great at “purling” presents!
12. What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa after a long day?
“You’re sleigh-ing it, dear!”
13. What’s a reindeer’s favorite snack?
“Deer” jerky!
14. Why did Santa give up on his diet?
Because he couldn’t resist the “deer” cookies.
15. What did the gingerbread man use to fix his house?
Candy “canes.”
16. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
He was picking his nose!
17. What do you call an elf who sings?
A “wrapper”!
18. Why did Santa go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to “draw” more attention!
19. How does a snowman get around?
By riding an “icicle”!
20. What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?
A “rude”olph.
21. Why does Santa never get lost?
He has great “present” navigation!
22. What did the reindeer say when they won the race?
“I’m on “deer”-fire!”
23. What did one Christmas light say to the other?
“Quit stringing me along!”
24. Why did the Christmas stocking break up with the tree?
It was tired of being “hung up” on things.
25. How does Santa keep his suits looking good?
He uses “Claus”-ic cleaners.
26. What do you call a snowman party?
A “chill” celebration!
27. What do you call Santa when he takes a break?
Krisp Kringle.
28. Why don’t Christmas trees ever argue?
They prefer to “leaf” things alone!
29. What do you call an elf who makes breakfast?
A “scramble” elf.
30. Why is Rudolph such a good comedian?
Because he always “lights” up the room!
31. What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree and a computer?
A “byte” of Christmas cheer!
32. Why does Santa always carry a pencil?
In case he needs to “draw” a crowd.
33. What did the nutcracker say to the toy soldier?
“You crack me up!”
34. How do reindeer know when it’s time for Christmas dinner?
They wait for the “ho-ho-holiday” feast!
35. Why don’t elves ever make mistakes?
They’re great at “elf-recting” their work!
36. What did Santa say when he saw the weather forecast?
“Looks like we’re in for a sleigh-ride!”
37. What does Santa use to keep his suits wrinkle-free?
A sleigh “press.”
38. Why don’t snowmen like to share?
They’re a little “frosty” about it!
39. What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite type of candy?
“Tree-t” and chocolate!
40. Why did the Christmas lights go to therapy?
They were having “burn-out” issues.
41. Why did the elf bring a ladder to Christmas dinner?
He heard the food was going to be “on another level!”
42. What do you call a snowman with a sunburn?
A “puddle”!
43. Why do Christmas cookies never get tired?
Because they’re always “baked” to perfection!
44. What does a reindeer wear to look stylish?
A “deer”ly beloved sweater.
45. Why did Santa start a gardening business?
He’s great at “planting” joy!
46. What did the mistletoe say to the Christmas tree?
“Let’s get together and make things “stick”!”
Conclusion
Christmas is a time for fun and laughter, and what better way to spread joy than with some lighthearted Christmas novelty gift jokes? Whether you’re wrapping presents or enjoying a meal with family and friends, these jokes are sure to spark a few chuckles and create lasting memories. From playful reindeer antics to quirky Christmas tree jokes, humor is one of the best ways to keep the holiday spirit alive.
As you go about your holiday preparations, don’t forget to add a touch of humor to your gifts, your greetings, and your decorations. After all, the best presents are the ones that make people smile!
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