Thanksgiving is a time for family, food, and fun. It’s an occasion that brings loved ones together to celebrate all the good things in life. What better way to add some extra joy and laughter to the holiday than by sharing a collection of Thanksgiving-themed riddles? Whether you’re at the dinner table or gathered around the living room, these riddles will bring a smile to everyone’s face.
This article includes 45 Thanksgiving-themed riddles. Each one is designed to tickle the funny bone and spark some friendly conversation. From turkeys to pumpkins, these riddles feature all the classic symbols of the holiday. Gather your friends and family, and get ready for a good laugh!
1. Why did the turkey join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
2. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!
3. Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down? Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
4. What did one pumpkin say to the other? You’re gourd-geous!
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
6. What do you call a stuffed animal at Thanksgiving? A turkey plushie!
7. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
8. What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing, wing!
9. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
10. Why did the cranberry break up with the turkey? It was tired of being mashed!
11. What’s the most musical part of a turkey? The drumsticks!
12. Why don’t turkeys ever tell secrets? Because they’re always gobbling!
13. What do you get if you cross an angry turkey with a computer? A turkey that’s hacked off!
14. Why did the chef break up with the turkey? It just wasn’t stuffing anymore.
15. How can you make a turkey float? You need two scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey!
16. Why did the pilgrims sail to America? Because they couldn’t find their way back home!
17. What do you call a turkey with no feathers? Plucked!
18. What’s the best way to serve a turkey? On a platter with all the fixings!
19. Why did the Thanksgiving turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
20. What do you call a turkey that plays football? A touchdown turkey!
21. Why did the pumpkin go to the party? Because it was invited to the gourd bash!
22. How do you make a turkey float? Add some ice cream and soda!
23. Why do potatoes make terrible comedians? Because they’re always mashed!
24. What do you call a turkey that flies? A rare bird!
25. What do you call a turkey that is always late? A fowl procrastinator!
26. Why was the Thanksgiving table always so crowded? Because everyone wanted to carve a piece of the action!
27. How did the pilgrim travel to the New World? By Mayflower, of course!
28. What is the turkey’s favorite dessert? Pumpkin pie, of course!
29. What did the turkey say to the pumpkin pie? “Let’s roll!”
30. Why don’t turkeys ever play cards? Because they’re afraid of getting roasted!
31. What do you call a turkey who loves to play the piano? A keyboard gobbler!
32. Why do we never tell secrets at Thanksgiving dinner? Because the stuffing has ears!
33. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
34. Why did the potatoes stop working on Thanksgiving? Because they were too mashed!
35. How did the turkey like its music? With a lot of drumsticks!
36. Why did the Pilgrim father always bring a pencil to dinner? Because he wanted to draw some gravy!
37. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a bell? A turkey that makes some gobbling noises!
38. What do you call a Thanksgiving dessert that’s always in a hurry? A quick pie!
39. Why didn’t the pumpkin want to go to the party? It was feeling a little too squashed!
40. Why did the cranberry blush? Because it saw the turkey dressing!
41. What do you call a turkey that tells jokes? A comedian with a lot of stuffing!
42. Why are the Thanksgiving decorations always so polite? Because they know how to “table” a conversation!
43. What do you call a bunch of turkeys playing in a band? A drumstick ensemble!
44. What did the turkey say when it won an award? “Thank you! I’m stuffed with gratitude!”
45. Why don’t turkeys ever go on vacations? Because they’re always too busy getting roasted!
Conclusion
Thanksgiving is a time to reflect on all the blessings in our lives and share moments of laughter with loved ones. These 45 Thanksgiving-themed riddles are a great way to add some fun to your celebration. Whether you use them as conversation starters at dinner or share them with family and friends, they are sure to bring smiles all around. So, gather around the table, get ready to laugh, and enjoy the holiday season to the fullest!
Related Topics
47 Hilarious Turkey Baster Jokes to Enjoy This Holiday