Thanksgiving is a time for reflection, gratitude, and family gatherings. It’s also an occasion where humor can lighten the mood and bring everyone together. Churchgoers looking for some lighthearted jokes to share around the dinner table or during their Sunday service can benefit from these Thanksgiving-themed jokes. The joy of Thanksgiving isn’t only about the food, but also about laughter and connection with loved ones. Here, we’ve compiled a list of 48 Thanksgiving church jokes that are sure to bring some smiles.
1. Why did the turkey join the church choir?
Because he had great “gobble-gobble” skills!
2. Why did the pilgrim bring a pencil to church?
Because he wanted to draw near to God!
3. How did the turkey show its gratitude at church?
By giving thanks before dinner and sharing its blessings.
4. What’s a turkey’s favorite hymn?
“Let Us Break Bread Together!”
5. Why did the pastor wear a turkey costume?
Because he wanted to be “fowl” of the Spirit!
6. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a church bell?
A “gobble” that rings in the holidays!
7. Why don’t turkey’s mind going to church?
They like being “stuffed” with good sermons.
8. What’s the most thankful Bible verse?
“Give thanks to the Lord, for He is good!”
9. Why did the pumpkin sit in the front pew at church?
Because it wanted to be near the “gourd” of the matter!
10. Why did the pilgrim sit in the back row of church?
He was feeling a bit “dis-purposed” that day.
11. How do turkeys avoid gossip in church?
They always “gobble” up the truth.
12. Why did the church deacon bring a roasted turkey to the altar?
He was offering it as a “thanksgiving sacrifice.”
13. How did the pastor prepare for Thanksgiving dinner?
He prayed for the “loaves and the fishes” to multiply.
14. Why did the cranberry attend the Thanksgiving church service?
It wanted to get “jammed” with the congregation.
15. What’s a Thanksgiving dinner’s favorite Bible verse?
“Thou shalt not roast thy neighbor… unless they’re a turkey!”
16. Why did the pilgrims go to church after dinner?
To express their thanks to the “highest authority.”
17. How did the turkey keep warm at church?
It wrapped itself in “spiritual stuffing.”
18. What did the congregation do when the pastor told a turkey joke?
They gave him a standing “gobble-ation.”
19. What’s the Thanksgiving church’s motto?
“Gratitude, Faith, and More Pie.”
20. What do church members sing when they’re feeling full of thanks?
“Praise God from Whom All Blessings Flow!”
21. Why was the pumpkin nervous during the church service?
It was afraid it might get “pie-d” in the face!
22. Why did the turkey sit on the preacher’s podium?
Because it wanted to “preach” about the importance of stuffing.
23. How do you know a turkey’s a great church leader?
He’s always “gobbling” up wisdom!
24. Why do the pilgrims never miss church on Thanksgiving?
Because they know that “giving thanks” is the best way to start the day.
25. How did the choir sing on Thanksgiving morning?
They “sang” praises to the Lord, with extra harmony and mashed potatoes!
26. What do you get when you cross a church bell with a turkey?
A “ringing” endorsement of thanksgiving.
27. What’s the turkey’s favorite prayer?
“Bless this meal and our stuffing, Lord!”
28. Why did the pilgrim not bring his turkey to church?
He didn’t want it to get “stuffed” during the sermon.
29. How did the pastor bless the Thanksgiving dinner?
He prayed for “plenty of gravy and a blessed harvest.”
30. What did the thankful turkey do after the service?
It bowed its head in gratitude for the Lord’s blessings.
31. Why do the Thanksgiving mashed potatoes attend church?
To show their “spiritual mashedness!”
32. What’s a pilgrim’s favorite church activity?
Turkey worship!
33. What did the stuffing say to the turkey at church?
“Let’s stick together in the spirit of thanksgiving!”
34. Why did the apple pie go to church?
Because it was “baked” in the spirit of grace.
35. What did the church pastor say about the Thanksgiving turkey?
“That bird’s so full of stuffing, it can’t “squawk” about anything!”
36. Why don’t church goers fear the Thanksgiving turkey?
They know it’s “preached” its last sermon.
37. Why did the pastor put a cornucopia on the altar?
To “bless” the harvest and all its many blessings.
38. What do you get if you combine church and Thanksgiving?
A “Holy Feast!”
39. How did the church choir prepare for Thanksgiving?
They practiced “hymns of harvest.”
40. Why did the pilgrims offer their turkey to the Lord?
They believed that all good things come from above.
41. What did the turkey do when it saw the church service starting?
It clucked in praise!
42. Why is Thanksgiving like a church sermon?
Because it’s full of “stuffing” and “spiritual” nourishment.
43. What’s a Thanksgiving turkey’s favorite Bible verse?
“Enter His gates with thanksgiving, and His courts with praise.”
44. Why do the pilgrims always sit near the church pulpit?
They want to be close to “holy” stuffing.
45. How did the pastor make sure everyone felt thankful?
He served them a sermon with extra “gravy” and wisdom.
46. What did the Thanksgiving turkey say about the church potluck?
“Good things come to those who wait and get served!”
47. Why did the mashed potatoes go to Sunday school?
To learn how to be “smothered” in love.
48. What’s the Thanksgiving church motto?
“Grateful hearts, joyful service, and lots of pie!”
Conclusion
Thanksgiving is a time for joy, reflection, and connection, and humor is the perfect way to bring everyone together. These 48 Thanksgiving church jokes offer a light-hearted way to share in the festive spirit with family, friends, and fellow congregants. Whether you’re looking for a laugh before dinner, a fun way to start your Sunday service, or just want to add a little humor to your church’s Thanksgiving celebration, these jokes are sure to create smiles and laughs. May your Thanksgiving be filled with laughter, blessings, and of course, plenty of pie!
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