Pumpkin season is here! Whether it’s carving jack-o’-lanterns, preparing pumpkin pies, or just enjoying the vibrant colors of fall, pumpkins have a unique charm that brightens the autumn months. What better way to celebrate this versatile and fun gourd than with a collection of lighthearted, silly pumpkin jokes? These jokes will have you laughing out loud, bringing some extra joy to the pumpkin festivities. From puns to playful questions, these jokes are perfect for sharing with friends, family, or even while you’re carving your own pumpkin masterpieces. Get ready to enjoy a good laugh with these 46 silly pumpkin jokes!
1. Why did the pumpkin go to the party?
Because it knew how to squash the competition!
2. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
A squash!
3. Why was the pumpkin so popular at school?
Because it was always so gourd-geous!
4. What do you call a pumpkin that plays baseball?
A squash hitter!
5. Why don’t pumpkins ever gossip?
Because they don’t want to get caught in a jam!
6. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Squash!
7. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!
8. Why did the pumpkin start a band?
Because it wanted to be a gourd player!
9. What do you get when you cross a pumpkin and a turkey?
A turkey-lantern!
10. Why did the pumpkin refuse to work?
It didn’t want to be squashed by the pressure!
11. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite exercise?
Squats!
12. Why are pumpkins bad at math?
Because they always end up being squared!
13. What did the pumpkin say to the squash at the party?
“You’re looking a little round today!”
14. How does a pumpkin apologize?
It says, “I’m sorry, I was just being a little too seedy!”
15. Why did the pumpkin sit by itself at the table?
Because it was feeling a little “gourd” off!
16. What do pumpkins use to communicate?
Squash-tagram!
17. Why did the pumpkin break up with the apple?
Because it found someone more a-peeling!
18. What did the pumpkin say to the other pumpkin?
“You’re looking gourd-geous today!”
19. How do pumpkins keep their skin so smooth?
They use a pumpkin scrub!
20. Why are pumpkins such bad comedians?
Because they can’t ever get to the punchline!
21. What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a computer?
A pumpkin pie chart!
22. Why do pumpkins make terrible detectives?
Because they’re always getting lost in the patch!
23. What did the pumpkin say to the ghost?
“Quit trying to spook me, I’m already hollow!”
24. Why did the pumpkin go to therapy?
It was having trouble finding its inner squash!
25. How do pumpkins apologize to their friends?
By saying, “I’m sorry if I offended you, I didn’t mean to squash your feelings!”
26. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite color?
Orange, obviously!
27. Why did the pumpkin start acting?
Because it was born to be a star—”gourd” star!
28. What do you call a pumpkin who tells jokes?
A pun-kin!
29. How do pumpkins keep in shape during the fall?
They go on gourd walks!
30. Why do pumpkins always make great friends?
Because they never squash your dreams!
31. What do you call a pumpkin who can sing?
A pumpkin pieoneer!
32. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite dance?
The gourd-step!
33. Why did the pumpkin go to the art gallery?
Because it wanted to see some gourd-geous art!
34. What do pumpkins like to do in the morning?
Have a latte with a side of gourd!
35. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite holiday?
Halloween—when it gets to be the center of attention!
36. How do pumpkins stay cool in the heat?
They sit under the vine!
37. Why did the pumpkin sit in the corner during Halloween?
Because it was feeling a little “gourd” off!
38. What did the pumpkin say to the zombie?
“You can’t scare me, I’m already hollow!”
39. Why don’t pumpkins play poker?
Because they always squash their hand!
40. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite genre of music?
Rock and gourd roll!
41. Why was the pumpkin so calm?
Because it had learned how to let things slide off its rind!
42. How do pumpkins celebrate Thanksgiving?
By being the main dish—pumpkin pie!
43. Why don’t pumpkins like to travel?
Because they’re afraid of getting squashed on the way!
44. What did one pumpkin say to the other at Halloween?
“Let’s carve out some fun!”
45. What do pumpkins like to do at parties?
They love to get “smashed!”
46. Why was the pumpkin afraid of the dark?
Because it was afraid of being “spooked” out of its shell!
Conclusion
Pumpkins are the true symbols of autumn, bringing with them a sense of fun, festivity, and the crisp beauty of the season. Whether it’s carving, cooking, or just enjoying the company of friends and family, pumpkins are a big part of what makes fall so special. And as this collection of 46 silly pumpkin jokes shows, they can also bring some good humor and smiles along with them! Share these jokes with others, or enjoy them yourself as you dive into the spirit of pumpkin season. It’s all about having fun and embracing the silliness that comes with this beloved orange gourd. Happy Halloween and enjoy the laughs!
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