Thanksgiving is a time for family, feasting, and, of course, overindulgence. The holiday is famous for its grand meals, often stretching across multiple courses, and, let’s be honest, sometimes leaving us feeling a bit too full. It’s a perfect occasion to share a few laughs about the deliciously excessive amounts of food we consume. Here are 45 jokes about eating too much on Thanksgiving that are sure to tickle your funny bone without adding any extra pounds!
1. When You’re Full But Still Eyeing the Pumpkin Pie
Why did the turkey sit down after dinner?
Because it had stuffing to do, but it couldn’t move!
2. Leftovers Are Like the Best Part of Thanksgiving
Why do I eat leftovers on Thanksgiving night?
Because I’m trying to “carb up” for Black Friday!
3. The Unspoken Truth of Thanksgiving Eating
I told my stomach, “No more food today,”
but it laughed and said, “Let’s be honest, you’ll be back for seconds!”
4. Overeating and the Post-Meal Nap
I ate so much at Thanksgiving dinner,
I’m thinking of applying for a food coma insurance policy!
5. The Magical Transformation of a Food Coma
What do you call a person who ate too much at Thanksgiving?
A turkey who’s now in recovery!
6. That Post-Dinner Dilemma
I’m trying to decide whether to go for seconds or just roll myself into the living room for a nap!
7. The Thanksgiving Feast – A Family Affair
At Thanksgiving, there are two types of people:
Those who claim they’re too full, and those who claim they’ll “just try a little bit more.”
8. Why Do We Always Eat So Much?
Why is Thanksgiving dinner like a marathon?
Because we’re all running to the table, and we finish with a food coma!
9. The Pain of Overindulgence
I’m so full from Thanksgiving dinner,
I think I might have to take a week off from eating!
10. The Turkey’s Revenge
After all that turkey, I was stuffed, but not in the way the bird intended!
11. How to Handle That Post-Meal Slump
What’s the difference between Thanksgiving and a normal meal?
Thanksgiving gives you the chance to eat until you fall asleep on the couch!
12. The Joy of Leftovers
You know it’s a good Thanksgiving when the leftovers are more exciting than the meal itself!
13. The Truth About “One More Bite”
I told myself I was done eating…
but then I heard someone say, “There’s one more slice of pie,”
and I was back at it!
14. The Pre-Dinner Optimism
Before Thanksgiving dinner, I thought I was going to eat light…
Now I’m planning a second stomach just for the desserts!
15. Too Full to Move
How do you know when you’ve eaten too much at Thanksgiving?
When even thinking about food makes you want to go to bed!
16. The Turkey is the Real Winner
The turkey at Thanksgiving is the real champion – it gets carved, eaten, and still ends up with leftovers!
17. The Aftermath of Thanksgiving
When you eat too much on Thanksgiving,
you don’t need a gym membership – just a nap!
18. A Feast to Remember
They say Thanksgiving is about gratitude,
but I’m just grateful I don’t need to eat again until next year!
19. Thanksgiving in One Sentence
Thanksgiving is when your stomach says “No more!” and your eyes say “Just one more bite.”
20. The Mashed Potato Dilemma
At Thanksgiving, you know you’ve eaten too much when you start eyeing the mashed potatoes like they’re a challenge.
21. The Dessert Debate
When it comes to dessert on Thanksgiving,
I don’t have a sweet tooth – I have a whole sweet mouth!
22. The Overeating Tradition
Thanksgiving: The holiday where you eat so much,
you need a nap just to get through the next course!
23. The “I’m Done” Lie
I always tell myself after Thanksgiving dinner,
“I’m done,”
and then my hand just reaches for the pumpkin pie!
24. The Truth About Turkey
Why did the turkey go to therapy?
Because it couldn’t stop stuffing itself!
25. The Silent Struggle
I’m not saying I ate too much at Thanksgiving,
but I may have to start a support group for food comas!
26. The Thanksgiving Overachiever
I eat so much at Thanksgiving that even the couch has to say, “Hey, slow down!”
27. The After-Dinner Reality
The food coma at Thanksgiving hits so hard,
you almost need a GPS to find your way to the couch!
28. The Moment of Weakness
When you’ve eaten too much at Thanksgiving,
it’s not a food coma; it’s a stomach rebellion.
29. The Food Coma Anthem
What’s the best thing about Thanksgiving dinner?
The food coma that follows, where everything is suddenly a distant memory.
30. The Post-Meal Conundrum
After Thanksgiving dinner, my brain says,
“Go for a walk,”
but my stomach says, “Don’t even think about it!”
31. The Leftovers Love Story
I’m really looking forward to Thanksgiving leftovers because
it’s the one time I get to marry my stomach to the fridge!
32. The 2nd Plate Promise
I always tell myself I won’t eat a second plate,
but Thanksgiving makes me a liar every time.
33. The Final Round of Eating
They say you can’t have too much of a good thing,
but I think Thanksgiving just proved them wrong.
34. The Pie Fight
Thanksgiving dinner is a battle –
you make it through the main course,
only to get caught in a pie war!
35. The Unbreakable Tradition
At Thanksgiving,the only thing stronger than my appetite is my ability to ignore the food coma that follows!
36. The Thanksgiving Stomach Test
I ate so much at Thanksgiving,
I’m worried my stomach will file for a restraining order.
37. The Nap Aftermath
The only thing more intense than the Thanksgiving dinner
is the post-meal nap that follows!
38. The One Bite Rule
After eating too much on Thanksgiving,
I try to follow the “one bite rule.”
But that’s just for the dessert table, right?
39. The Food-Related Guilt
I feel like I’ve eaten enough at Thanksgiving to be officially stuffed…
and I haven’t even touched the gravy yet!
40. The Family Tradition
Thanksgiving is all about tradition:
Eat, overeat, then find a cozy spot to recover until dessert!
41. The Food Marathon
Thanksgiving is like a marathon for your stomach,
but I’m pretty sure I just hit the “wall” after round two!
42. The Post-Dinner Regret
After Thanksgiving dinner,
I can’t decide whether I regret eating too much or regret not eating even more!
43. The “Just One More Bite” Phenomenon
You know you’ve eaten too much at Thanksgiving when
you look at the dessert table and still whisper, “Just one more bite.”
44. The Long Road to Recovery
It’s been hours since Thanksgiving dinner,
and I’m still lying on the couch like a defeated champion!
45. The Thanksgiving Feast is Over
Thanksgiving dinner should come with a warning:
Eat too much, and you might end up making friends with your nap!
Conclusion
Thanksgiving is an amazing time to enjoy good food and good company, but let’s be honest – it’s also the perfect excuse for eating way too much. Hopefully, these 45 jokes brought a smile to your face while you reflect on your own Thanksgiving food coma experiences. So next year, when you find yourself heading back for seconds (or thirds), just remember: you’re not alone, and there’s always room for one more bite of humor!
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