Friendsgiving is a wonderful tradition where friends come together to enjoy a meal, share stories, and most importantly, have a good laugh. It’s the perfect time for lighthearted moments and fun, especially when it comes to jokes that revolve around this festive gathering. From funny food-related quips to classic Thanksgiving humor, here are 47 jokes to bring even more joy to your Friendsgiving celebration. Whether you’re hosting or attending, these jokes are sure to make everyone smile.
1. Why did the turkey refuse to play cards?
Because he was afraid of getting roasted!
2. What do you call a cleaning skeleton at Friendsgiving?
A turkey scrubber!
3. Why don’t turkeys ever say “I’m sorry” at Friendsgiving?
Because they’re always too stuffed to apologize!
4. What’s a Friendsgiving meal’s favorite song?
“Stuffed like a Turkey” by Mariah Carey!
5. How do you make a turkey stop acting like a diva?
Tell it to stop being so fowl!
6. What did the pumpkin say to the pie at Friendsgiving?
“You’re the highlight of my season!”
7. What’s the best way to be thankful at Friendsgiving?
By offering a side of mashed potatoes and gratitude!
8. Why did the stuffing break up with the mashed potatoes?
Because it felt too mashed down!
9. What do you call a slow turkey at Friendsgiving?
A turkey on a time-out!
10. Why do turkeys never work on Thanksgiving?
Because they’re always too stuffed to work!
11. What did the cranberry say to the stuffing?
“You’re in my gravy train now!”
12. How do you keep your turkey from getting jealous?
Tell it you’re thankful for its leg-endary contributions!
13. Why did the corn invite the turkey to Friendsgiving?
Because it was “pop”ular among the guests!
14. What did the mashed potatoes say to the gravy at Friendsgiving?
“You complete me!”
15. Why did the sweet potatoes never attend Friendsgiving parties?
Because they always felt too “mash-ed out!”
16. What’s the turkey’s favorite dessert at Friendsgiving?
Pumpkin pie – because it’s always got a lot of filling!
17. Why did the turkey refuse to run for office?
It didn’t want to “wing” the campaign!
18. What do you call a vegan at Friendsgiving?
Someone who’s trying to “meat” new friends!
19. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music at Friendsgiving?
Anything with a good beat… and a little “drumstick”!
20. Why did the apple pie win Friendsgiving?
Because it knew how to “crust” the competition!
21. What did the green beans say to the mashed potatoes?
“Stop mashing around, I’m trying to keep it fresh!”
22. Why do turkeys never show up on social media?
Because they don’t want to get “roasted”!
23. How do you keep Friendsgiving fun?
By serving a side of turkey “laughs” with every course!
24. Why did the gravy start telling jokes at Friendsgiving?
Because it was on a roll!
25. What do you call a turkey who works as a detective?
Sherlock “Holmes” – solving mysteries one “wing” at a time!
26. Why did the turkey blush at Friendsgiving?
Because it saw the mashed potatoes and couldn’t “butter” it off!
27. How do you make your turkey at Friendsgiving feel special?
You give it a good “plucking” of compliments!
28. Why did the stuffing get invited to all the Friendsgiving parties?
Because it was “stuffed” with charm and good humor!
29. What did the wine say to the turkey?
“You’re the perfect pairing!”
30. What do you call a Thanksgiving meal with no turkey?
A Friendsgiving faux-pas!
31. Why was the pumpkin pie so good at Friendsgiving?
Because it always knows how to “spice” things up!
32. How do you know the turkey had a good time at Friendsgiving?
Because it left “stuffed” with joy!
33. What do you call a turkey who is always telling jokes?
A “quack-up” turkey!
34. Why don’t turkey jokes ever get old at Friendsgiving?
Because they always “gobble” up the laughs!
35. What’s the best way to describe a turkey’s personality?
A little “bizarre” but always a party favorite!
36. What did the corn say to the mashed potatoes at Friendsgiving?
“I’m all ears!”
37. Why did the turkey bring a pencil to the party?
Because it was trying to draw a crowd!
38. What do you call a turkey who loves to sing?
A “band”ana!
39. Why was the turkey such a bad comedian?
Because it always got “gobbled” up by the competition!
40. Why do mashed potatoes always get invited to Friendsgiving?
Because they’re the “mash” of the party!
41. What’s the turkey’s favorite sport?
“Feather”ball!
42. Why did the bread get nervous at Friendsgiving?
Because it was afraid of being “buttered” up!
43. How do you make a turkey feel special?
By giving it a “drumstick” and letting it take center stage!
44. What did the wine say to the stuffing?
“I’ll always support you when you’re on a roll!”
45. Why was the pumpkin feeling shy at Friendsgiving?
Because it didn’t know if it was “pie” worthy!
46. How do you make your turkey laugh at Friendsgiving?
By telling it a “fowl” joke!
47. What’s a turkey’s favorite Friendsgiving activity?
Getting “stuffed” and enjoying a good laugh!
Conclusion
Friendsgiving is all about creating lasting memories with your closest friends, and laughter is an essential ingredient for a successful celebration. These 47 jokes are designed to lighten the mood, encourage bonding, and add a touch of humor to your gathering. From turkey jokes to mashed potato puns, these will have everyone at the table laughing. Remember, the more fun you have, the more grateful you’ll be for the people and moments in your life that make Friendsgiving so special! Enjoy the holiday, and don’t forget to laugh, because that’s what truly makes the season bright!
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