Thanksgiving is a time for family, food, and plenty of leftovers. But while those leftover turkey sandwiches may be a gift, they also bring about some amusing situations that are just begging for a good joke. Whether it’s the endless search for new ways to enjoy last night’s feast or the fun you can have with a fridge full of leftovers, these jokes are the perfect way to add some humor to your post-Thanksgiving meals. So, sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh at these 45 Thanksgiving leftovers jokes, each guaranteed to bring some joy after the big holiday meal.
1. Why did the turkey cross the road after Thanksgiving?
To get to the leftovers on the other side!
2. What’s a leftover’s favorite type of music?
Anything that’s “re-heated” and ready to roll!
3. Why don’t Thanksgiving leftovers ever tell secrets?
Because they’re always getting passed around.
4. What’s the best way to enjoy Thanksgiving leftovers?
In small bites, with a side of humor.
5. What did the mashed potatoes say to the turkey on Friday?
“Don’t worry, I’ll take the heat this time!”
6. Why did the cranberry sauce break up with the turkey?
It was tired of being ignored after Thanksgiving.
7. What’s the Thanksgiving leftover’s motto?
“Reheat and repeat!”
8. Why did the stuffing get invited to all the leftover parties?
Because it knows how to pack a punch!
9. Why is Thanksgiving leftovers like a great party?
Because everyone wants to keep coming back for more.
10. What do you call a turkey that’s been sitting in the fridge for too long?
A cold-blooded bird!
11. Why do leftovers make terrible comedians?
Because they’re never fresh and always recycled.
12. What’s the difference between Thanksgiving and leftovers?
Thanksgiving is the main event; leftovers are the encore!
13. How do Thanksgiving leftovers wish each other good night?
“May your leftovers always be as hot as you are.”
14. What did the mashed potatoes say when they were left alone on the counter?
“Don’t leave me hanging… I’m a side dish, not a main course!”
15. Why do mashed potatoes hate working in a team?
Because they always get mashed into doing all the work.
16. What did the pumpkin pie say to the whipped cream after Thanksgiving?
“Let’s stick together for another round of dessert!”
17. What’s the deal with Thanksgiving leftovers and dinner plates?
They never seem to stop getting refilled!
18. Why are Thanksgiving leftovers always so good at sharing?
Because they know how to give you the best of what’s left.
19. How does leftover stuffing stay in shape?
It spends all day in the fridge getting “stuffed” again!
20. Why did the turkey refuse to hang out with the leftovers?
Because it felt a bit “roasted” after the holiday.
21. How did the gravy apologize to the mashed potatoes after Thanksgiving?
By saying, “I’m really sorry, I know I’m just a little too thick sometimes.”
22. Why are leftovers so good at negotiations?
Because they always come back to the table for more.
23. What’s a leftover’s favorite board game?
“Go Fish” — because they’re always being “served.”
24. What do you call it when Thanksgiving leftovers have a party?
A reheated gathering!
25. Why is turkey the worst dancer?
Because it’s always trying to “stuff” itself in the spotlight!
26. What did the sweet potato casserole say to the stuffing?
“Looks like we’re getting a second chance!”
27. Why do mashed potatoes always keep their cool?
Because they know they’ll always be mashed, but never crumbled.
28. Why did the green beans join the leftovers club?
Because they wanted to stay “fresh” for a second helping.
29. What do you call leftovers that love social media?
#LeftoversGoals.
30. Why don’t leftovers get cold feet?
Because they always know how to stay warm and toasty.
31. Why is Thanksgiving leftovers like a good friend?
Because you’re always happy when they come around!
32. Why do turkey leftovers always make great storytellers?
Because they’ve been “reheated” many times and have plenty to say.
33. What did the pumpkin pie say about its future?
“I’m not going anywhere. I’m staying right here in the fridge, waiting for my turn to shine.”
34. Why are mashed potatoes terrible at keeping secrets?
Because they always spill over!
35. How did the cranberry sauce say goodbye to the turkey?
“It’s not you, it’s me—I’ve just got too much to give to the leftovers.”
36. What’s the secret to a good leftover turkey sandwich?
It’s all about the “stuffing” you put in!
37. Why did the gravy get stuck in traffic?
Because it was just too smooth to make a fast getaway!
38. What do you call a turkey with a side of leftovers?
A meal that’s got your back!
39. Why do leftovers always get invited to the party?
Because they know how to stay fresh no matter how long they’ve been sitting around.
40. What did the pie crust say to the stuffing after Thanksgiving dinner?
“Hey, we’re in this together. Let’s take another round!”
41. How does turkey stay so fashionable during leftovers season?
It’s always “dressed” in gravy.
42. Why was the mashed potato so good at keeping calm?
Because it never lets anything get “saucy.”
43. What do you call Thanksgiving leftovers that start singing?
A band of reheated tunes!
44. Why are leftovers terrible at dieting?
Because they can never stay small—always coming back for more!
45. What do you call a Thanksgiving feast that never ends?
The leftovers that keep on giving!
Conclusion
Thanksgiving leftovers aren’t just food — they’re a source of endless laughter. From the turkey’s adventures to the mashed potatoes’ self-esteem issues, these jokes are sure to bring some humor to your post-Thanksgiving meals. So next time you’re enjoying a second (or third) helping of leftovers, don’t forget to share these jokes — after all, a good laugh is the best side dish.
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