Thanksgiving is a time for family, food, and fun. While the turkey takes center stage on the dining table, the humor often steals the show. For those who enjoy a more grown-up sense of humor, here are 46 adult Thanksgiving jokes that will add some laughter to your holiday celebrations. These jokes range from witty one-liners to cheeky comments, ensuring that the entire adult crowd gets a good laugh while passing around the mashed potatoes.
1. Why did the turkey join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
2. What did one cranberry say to the other cranberry?
“Quit being so saucy!”
3. Why don’t you ever tell secrets at Thanksgiving dinner?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
4. Why was the Thanksgiving dinner so nervous?
Because it was stuffed!
5. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky.
6. Why did the pumpkin go to the doctor?
It wasn’t feeling gourd!
7. What’s the most musical part of the Thanksgiving meal?
The drumsticks.
8. What did the stuffing say to the turkey?
“I’m so stuffed, I can’t take it anymore!”
9. Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
Because he had the chops.
10. Why did the turkey refuse dessert?
Because he was already stuffed!
11. Why do we love Thanksgiving?
Because it’s the only day we get to stuff our faces with food and still call it “family time.”
12. What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food.
13. Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
14. What did the turkey say to the computer?
“Google, I’m stuffed!”
15. How do you turn a turkey into a funny Thanksgiving joke?
Just put it in a roasting pan and let the humor cook.
16. Why did the scarecrow eat Thanksgiving dinner?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
17. What did the mashed potatoes say to the gravy?
“Stop getting all saucy with me.”
18. What do you call an unexpected Thanksgiving guest?
A turkey in disguise.
19. What’s the worst part about eating Thanksgiving leftovers?
Realizing it’s no longer a holiday, but just another Tuesday.
20. Why did the pilgrim bring a turkey to the party?
Because it was a “fowl” occasion!
21. What’s a Thanksgiving turkey’s favorite instrument?
The drumsticks, of course!
22. What do you call a cat that joins the Thanksgiving feast?
A purr-fect addition.
23. What do you say to a turkey who has gained weight?
“Lay off the stuffing!”
24. How do you know if your Thanksgiving meal was a success?
When everyone leaves the table and goes straight to the couch for a nap.
25. Why did the Thanksgiving dinner have such a terrible sense of humor?
Because it was always “stuffed” with bad jokes.
26. What do you call a turkey that likes to play poker?
A “high-stakes” bird.
27. What’s the best thing about Thanksgiving leftovers?
You don’t have to pretend to care about the calories anymore.
28. Why don’t turkeys ever get invited to parties?
Because they always bring up politics.
29. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Pumpkin pie… they have a “gobble-gobble” for it!
30. What do you call an upset Thanksgiving guest?
A “stuffed” shirt.
31. Why do we always forget to invite the Brussels sprouts to Thanksgiving?
Because they’re just so “small” in comparison to the rest of the dishes.
32. What’s a turkey’s favorite TV show?
“Drumstick Dynasty.”
33. Why did the mashed potatoes turn down the gravy?
They were already feeling a little saucy.
34. Why did the turkey start a fitness program?
Because it was tired of being “stuffed.”
35. What’s the best way to make a turkey laugh?
Tell it a “poultry” joke.
36. Why do we always serve cranberry sauce at Thanksgiving?
Because it’s the “sauce” of good memories.
37. What do you call someone who’s always late to Thanksgiving dinner?
A “turkey” who’s got “stuffing” to do.
38. Why do we carve the turkey before dinner?
To make sure it’s well-done and “cut” above the rest.
39. What do you call a vegetarian’s Thanksgiving?
A “faux” feast.
40. Why are Thanksgiving dinner plates always so full?
Because no one wants to be “empty-handed.”
41. What did the turkey say to the pumpkin pie?
“You’re the “pie”-ce de resistance of this meal.”
42. How do you know Thanksgiving has arrived?
When you see the food, you know it’s “stuffing” season.
43. What’s a turkey’s favorite way to communicate?
By “gobbling” up the conversation.
44. What’s a Thanksgiving table’s biggest problem?
It’s always “stuffed” to the brim with food and drama.
45. Why do we serve pumpkin pie at Thanksgiving?
Because it’s the “spice” of life!
46. What’s the real reason we love Thanksgiving?
Because it’s the only time of year when overeating is socially acceptable!
Conclusion
Thanksgiving is more than just a time to indulge in delicious food; it’s an opportunity to enjoy the company of friends and family, share memorable moments, and, of course, laugh together. These 46 adult humor Thanksgiving jokes are the perfect addition to your celebration, offering a little wit and humor for everyone around the table. Whether you’re joking about the turkey, the stuffing, or the desserts, these jokes are sure to spark laughter and light-hearted conversations that will make your Thanksgiving feast even more memorable. So, as you pass the gravy and carve the turkey, don’t forget to share a few of these jokes to keep the fun rolling all day long. Happy Thanksgiving, and may your holiday be filled with joy, good food, and plenty of laughter!
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