Thanksgiving is a time for family gatherings, delicious food, and memorable moments. However, it also brings a great opportunity to share laughter through jokes, particularly those that bring a touch of humor from the Black community. From witty quips about food to funny observations on family dynamics, these jokes provide a perfect blend of fun and humor that’s sure to brighten up the holiday. In this article, we present 46 unique Black Thanksgiving jokes that will have everyone around the dinner table laughing.
1. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Leftovers.
2. Why did the cranberry sauce break up with the mashed potatoes?
Because it was tired of being “saucy” all the time.
3. What do you call someone who eats turkey leftovers for a week?
A Thanksgiving enthusiast.
4. Why did the turkey refuse to fight the chicken?
It didn’t want to be roasted!
5. What’s the most important part of a Thanksgiving meal for the Black community?
The macaroni and cheese, of course.
6. Why did Auntie put the sweet potatoes in a lockbox?
Because they were too “sweet” to share.
7. What’s a Thanksgiving dinner without a little drama?
Just another meal.
8. How does a Black family get ready for Thanksgiving?
We start cooking at 8 a.m. and eat at 8 p.m.
9. What does a turkey do to show appreciation on Thanksgiving?
Gobble, gobble, then nap!
10. Why was the stuffing always so calm?
Because it knew how to “stay grounded” no matter what.
11. What did the mashed potatoes say to the gravy?
“You complete me.”
12. How do you know your Thanksgiving meal was a hit?
When your uncle says, “Ain’t nothing left but the bones!”
13. Why does the Black Thanksgiving feast always include cornbread?
Because that’s how we “corn-er” the market on good food!
14. What does a Black family call a small Thanksgiving dinner?
A snack.
15. What’s a turkey’s least favorite holiday?
Black Friday—too much running.
16. Why did the Black turkey go to therapy?
It had a lot of “feathered” issues to work through.
17. What’s the best way to carve a turkey?
With a knife and a prayer—just like mom taught us.
18. Why did the sweet potato get invited to every Thanksgiving?
Because it knows how to “sweeten” up any situation.
19. What’s a Black Friday tradition for the family?
Waking up at 3 a.m., and eating leftovers from 5 p.m.!
20. How does the Black Thanksgiving cook stay in shape?
By running back and forth to the kitchen 47 times.
21. What did the collard greens say to the ham?
“You make me feel all salty inside.”
22. What’s the only time a Black Thanksgiving cook gets a break?
When the food is “in the oven,” and they’re “on the couch.”
23. Why was the turkey always the life of the party?
Because it was “stuffed” with personality.
24. What do you get when you cross a turkey and a band?
A drumstick.
25. How does a Black Thanksgiving guest greet their host?
“Where the food at?”
26. What does the turkey do after Thanksgiving dinner?
Take a long nap—it’s turkey time!
27. Why is the Black Thanksgiving meal always so tasty?
Because we add love, flavor, and a little bit of sass.
28. What do you call a Black family member who gets the first slice of pie?
The “chosen one.”
29. What’s the best way to enjoy Thanksgiving leftovers?
With a side of “don’t ask for seconds”!
30. Why does the turkey always get the last laugh?
Because it knows, after the dinner, it’s all about “wings and things.”
31. Why was the stuffing so moody?
Because it was constantly being “stuffed” into too many situations.
32. What’s the secret ingredient in Black Thanksgiving cooking?
A dash of “soul.”
33. How do you make your turkey more entertaining?
Give it a mic and let it “gobble” on the stage.
34. Why do Black families take so many pictures during Thanksgiving?
To prove we actually “survived” another meal together.
35. What do Black people call Thanksgiving dessert?
The “real” meal.
36. Why do you never ask for the first serving of turkey at a Black Thanksgiving?
Because grandma always gets the best cut.
37. Why is the turkey nervous at a Black Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it’s about to be “browned” and “fried” before you know it.
38. What’s the first thing a Black Thanksgiving cook says when you ask for more food?
“Did you leave room for the pie?”
39. Why was the cranberry sauce always a little bitter?
Because it couldn’t quite “gel” with everyone else at the table.
40. What do you call someone who eats the turkey before the side dishes?
A food rebel.
41. How do Black Thanksgiving cooks get their kids to behave?
They remind them that “the food won’t be ready until you’re on your best behavior.”
42. What’s the best way to describe the turkey at a Black Thanksgiving table?
Golden, roasted, and ready for some “soulful” seasoning.
43. Why did the mashed potatoes always stay in the corner?
They didn’t want to be “squashed” into anything else.
44. How do you know a Black Thanksgiving meal was a success?
Everyone is too full to move, but we’re all still sitting at the table.
45. What do you call a Thanksgiving dinner where everyone gets along?
A dream, not a reality.
46. Why did everyone at Thanksgiving look forward to dessert?
Because it’s the moment we all finally agree on one thing—the pie is always worth it!
Conclusion
Thanksgiving isn’t just about the food—it’s about the people you share it with, and what better way to make memories than with laughter? These jokes capture the fun, lighthearted spirit of the holiday, celebrating the joy of family, food, and togetherness. Whether you’re the one telling the jokes or just enjoying the punchlines, these humorous gems are sure to be a hit at your Black Thanksgiving dinner. Keep these in mind, and you’ll be the life of the party this holiday season!
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