Canadian Thanksgiving is a time for family, gratitude, and a good meal, but it’s also the perfect occasion for a bit of laughter. This year, as you gather around the dinner table, why not sprinkle some humor into your celebration? Here are 47 unique jokes to add some fun to your Canadian Thanksgiving. Whether you’re looking to entertain the kids or add a little light-heartedness to your gathering, these jokes will surely do the trick. Enjoy these giggles, and let the laughter be as abundant as the food!
1. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? A leftovers hero.
2. Why did the cranberry turn red? Because it saw the turkey dressing!
3. What did the pumpkin say to the pie? You’re the best thing I’ve ever been baked into.
4. Why do turkeys always go to the gym before Thanksgiving? To get their “fowl” shape in order.
5. Why did the corn stalk break up with the pumpkin? It just couldn’t handle the pressure of a “cob”-bled relationship.
6. How do you know when a turkey is excited? When it’s “gobbling” with joy!
7. What did one mashed potato say to the other at Thanksgiving? “I’m feeling pretty smashed right now!”
8. Why don’t turkeys ever get invited to parties? They’re always “stuffed.”
9. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Anything with “pum-kin”!
10. Why was the turkey so proud of itself? It was always the “big bird” at the table.
11. What do you call a turkey that’s always on the go? A “turbo-key.”
12. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music? “Fowl” rock.
13. Why do pilgrims never tell secrets? Because they’re afraid the corn will “ear” everything.
14. What did the grape say during Thanksgiving dinner? “I’m feeling wine-dy.”
15. Why did the turkey sit next to the computer? To keep an eye on the “webbed” feet.
16. What did the stuffing say to the turkey? “I’m just here to fill in.”
17. Why did the scarecrow love Thanksgiving? Because he was outstanding in his field!
18. What do you call a turkey who tells jokes? A “comed-eagle.”
19. Why was the Thanksgiving turkey so slow? Because it was stuffed with too much “gobble-gook.”
20. What did the pumpkin say to the turkey? “Quit trying to squash my vibe!”
21. Why did the mashed potatoes go to therapy? Because they had too many issues to “mash” through.
22. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A “turkey” who plays sweet tunes!
23. Why did the turkey break up with the stuffing? It felt “overstuffed” in the relationship.
24. How do turkeys stay in shape? By doing “gobble-lates.”
25. What did the pilgrim bring to Thanksgiving dinner? A “gravy” boat for all the “saucy” conversations.
26. Why did the pie refuse to share its secrets? Because it didn’t want to “spill the beans.”
27. What do you call a turkey in a tuxedo? “Classy fowl.”
28. Why was the turkey a terrible comedian? Because it always “fowl-ed” up the punchline.
29. What’s the Thanksgiving turkey’s favorite hobby? “Feather”-ing its nest.
30. Why don’t turkeys ever compete in marathons? They can never seem to keep up with the “fast food.”
31. What did the cranberry say to the apple at Thanksgiving? “You’re just a little “sour” compared to me!”
32. Why do Canadians love Thanksgiving so much? Because it’s “snow” much fun!
33. Why was the turkey so bad at math? It couldn’t handle the “multiplication” of guests.
34. What did the potato say to the sweet potato at Thanksgiving? “You’re “yam”-azing!”
35. Why was the tablecloth worried during Thanksgiving dinner? Because it didn’t want to get “stained” by the turkey.
36. What did the turkey say to the chef? “No, thanks, I’m already ‘stuffed’!”
37. What did the gravy say to the mashed potatoes? “Let’s stick together!”
38. Why was the pumpkin so proud of its new look? It was “gourd-geous.”
39. What do you call a turkey on a diet? “Fowl” in progress!
40. Why did the pie always get invited to Thanksgiving parties? Because it was “crust”-worthy.
41. Why don’t turkeys ever play poker? Because they’re afraid of getting “gobbled” up.
42. What do you call a turkey that’s constantly giving advice? A “wise bird.”
43. Why was the turkey feeling depressed? It felt like it was just “stuffed” in life.
44. What did the pumpkin say to the turkey at dinner? “You’re ‘gravy’ to me!”
45. What did the dinner roll say to the mashed potatoes? “You’re the “butter” to my bread.”
46. Why did the apple pie feel lonely? Because it had no “crust” to lean on.
47. What did the turkey say when it got a compliment? “Stop it, you’re making me feel “gobble-giggly”!”
Conclusion
Thanksgiving, especially Canadian Thanksgiving, is a time to enjoy good food, family, and fun. Laughter is the perfect spice to add to your holiday mix. With these 47 Canadian Thanksgiving jokes, you’re sure to get the table laughing and add some lighthearted moments to your celebration. Whether it’s your family or friends, these jokes will keep the mood festive and playful throughout the day. Remember, Thanksgiving isn’t just about the meal, it’s about the memories you create. So, share these jokes, spread the joy, and make this Canadian Thanksgiving one to remember!
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