Thanksgiving is a time of joy, family, and food, but it can also be a time for a little humor to lighten the mood. Whether you’re hosting the big feast or just attending, a well-timed joke can bring a smile to anyone’s face. As the turkey roasts in the oven and the pies cool on the counter, why not add some laughter to the mix? The following collection of 45 cheesy Thanksgiving jokes for adluts in 2025 is guaranteed to bring laughter to your celebration. They’re perfect for adults looking for some light-hearted fun this season. So grab your plate, fill it up, and get ready to laugh with these festive jokes.
1. Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
2. What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food.
3. Why did the cranberries turn red?
Because they saw the turkey dressing!
4. What did the mashed potatoes say to the gravy?
You’re the best thing that ever happened to me.
5. Why don’t turkeys ever use social media?
Because they’re afraid of being unfollowed.
6. What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?
Serve it with a little stuffing!
7. Why was the Thanksgiving dinner so quiet?
Because the turkey was the only one that had the stuffing.
8. What did the pumpkin say to the turkey?
“Let’s get stuffed!”
9. Why do pilgrims always stand behind the turkey?
Because they’ve got a lot to be thankful for.
10. What did the Thanksgiving pie say to the crust?
“You complete me!”
11. Why do we always invite the corn to Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it’s always popping up.
12. What’s the most musical part of a turkey?
The drumsticks.
13. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky.
14. What do you call a turkey who’s always complaining?
A gobbler.
15. Why did the pilgrims sail to America?
To have a feast and give thanks!
16. What do you call a turkey with a sore throat?
A chicken.
17. Why did the turkey refuse dessert?
Because it was already stuffed!
18. What’s the best way to cook a turkey?
With a lot of thyme!
19. Why did the Thanksgiving dinner go to therapy?
It had too many issues to work through.
20. Why did the stuffing go to the Thanksgiving party?
Because it knew how to bring something to the table.
21. What do you call a turkey in a bowtie?
A dapper bird.
22. Why do turkeys never play poker?
Because they’re always getting caught with their cards down.
23. What did the turkey say to the cranberry sauce?
You’re the best side dish I’ve ever had!
24. Why was the Thanksgiving turkey so good at school?
It was always the “top bird” in the class.
25. What do you call an overly confident turkey?
A stuffed show-off.
26. Why did the pumpkin pie break up with the apple pie?
It was feeling a little crusty.
27. What do you call a Thanksgiving dinner that’s been to space?
A cosmic feast!
28. What did the pilgrims eat after dinner?
They had a “squash” for dessert!
29. Why don’t turkeys ever get invited to dinner parties?
Because they’re always acting too “fowl.”
30. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good beat!
31. Why did the pie go to the doctor?
It felt a little “crusty.”
32. What do you call an adult turkey?
A grown-up gobbler!
33. Why do we never tell secrets during Thanksgiving dinner?
Because the corn is always “ear-ing” everything.
34. What did the chef do when his turkey turned out dry?
He made some “gravy” out of the situation.
35. Why do the turkey and the pumpkin always get along?
Because they’re “pie” together at the end of the day.
36. What do you call a turkey on a treadmill?
A “tur-key” working on its fitness.
37. What’s the best way to serve a turkey?
On a “platter,” of course!
38. What do you call a turkey that loves baseball?
A “fowl” ball player.
39. Why did the cranberry sauce break up with the turkey?
It was just too saucy.
40. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost?
A “spook” of the season.
41. Why do we always carve the turkey with care?
Because we want to make sure it’s “well done!”
42. What do you call a turkey who can’t stop talking?
A “gab” turkey.
43. What’s a turkey’s favorite thing to do after Thanksgiving?
Nap, of course!
44. What did the turkey say when it was invited to dinner?
“Count me in. I’m already stuffed!”
45. Why do we always tell jokes during Thanksgiving dinner?
Because laughter is the best “seasoning”!
Conclusion
Thanksgiving is more than just a holiday filled with food—it’s a time for laughter, love, and appreciation. Whether you’re telling these cheesy jokes at the dinner table or sharing them with friends over a drink, they’re sure to add an extra layer of fun to the celebration. The humor in these jokes is a reminder that the holiday isn’t just about the turkey, but about coming together, sharing a good time, and enjoying each other’s company. So this Thanksgiving, share a laugh and make it one to remember!
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