Thanksgiving is a time for family, food, and plenty of laughter. While the holiday is often filled with heartfelt conversations, delicious meals, and cherished memories, it’s also a perfect opportunity to enjoy some light-hearted humor. And when it comes to holiday puns, Thanksgiving serves as an ideal backdrop for a cornucopia of cheesy, groan-worthy jokes. Whether you’re looking to break the ice at dinner or add a bit of silliness to the festivities, these bad Thanksgiving puns are sure to bring a smile (or a facepalm) to anyone in the room. From turkeys to stuffing, pies to cranberries, this collection of puns covers all the Thanksgiving staples. Get ready to indulge in some fun, because we’ve got 48 puns that will have you gobbling with laughter!
48 Bad Thanksgiving Puns to Make You Groan
1. Why did the turkey join a band? Because it had drumsticks!
2. What do you call a stuffed animal at Thanksgiving? A turkey plush!
3. Why don’t turkeys ever win at poker? Because they always get caught pecking at the chips!
4. What’s a Thanksgiving dinner’s favorite band? The Cranberries!
5. Why did the pilgrims eat so much at Thanksgiving? Because they were full of good “Pilgrim”-age!
6. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
7. Why did the pumpkin pie go to the party? Because it was a little “sweet” on everyone!
8. How do you make a turkey float? Add two scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey!
9. What do you call a turkey with a bad attitude? A “fowl” mood!
10. Why did the cranberry sauce feel embarrassed? It was caught jellin’ around with the wrong crowd!
11. What do you call it when a turkey lays an egg on Thanksgiving? A “fowl” error!
12. What’s a Thanksgiving turkey’s favorite exercise? “Squat” stuffing!
13. Why was the Thanksgiving turkey so good at tennis? It had great “rackets”!
14. Why did the turkey sit at the drum set? Because it was “stuffed” with rhythm!
15. What did the mashed potatoes say to the gravy? “You’re the ‘mash’ to my ‘yams’!”
16. Why are Thanksgiving tables always so neat? Because they’ve been “carved” carefully!
17. What do you call a turkey that’s a little bit slow? A “drumstick” in the making!
18. Why do turkeys never get into fights? They’re afraid of being “stuffed”!
19. What did the chef say when asked for Thanksgiving dinner suggestions? “Just wing it!”
20. Why did the pumpkin start a blog? To share its “pie” thoughts!
21. How do you keep a turkey from getting cold? By giving it a “warm” welcome!
22. What did one Thanksgiving plate say to the other? “You’re ‘stuffed’ with love!”
23. Why did the apple pie get nervous? Because it had a lot on its “crust”!
24. What do you call a Thanksgiving turkey that’s really good at math? A “log”arithmic!
25. Why did the stuffing refuse to talk? It was too “mushed” to respond!
26. How do turkeys stay in shape? They do “gobble” squats!
27. What did the turkey say when it was asked to play music? “I’m ‘drumstick’ ready!”
28. Why did the mashed potatoes blush? Because it saw the turkey stuffing!
29. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? A “sweet potato” pie!
30. What do you call a turkey who tells jokes? A “pun”key!
31. Why don’t you ever hear secrets at Thanksgiving? Because everyone “stuff”s them!
32. What do you call a pilgrim who loves to dance? A “jam”estown dancer!
33. Why did the turkey go to therapy? It had too many “issues” to work through!
34. What did the pumpkin say to the apple pie? “You’re really getting under my skin!”
35. Why is it so hard to be a turkey on Thanksgiving? It’s all about the “pressure” of the situation!
36. What did the gravy say to the mashed potatoes? “You’re really ‘buttering’ me up!”
37. Why did the Thanksgiving dinner turn on the music? Because it wanted to “rock” the mashed potatoes!
38. What’s the turkey’s favorite game? “Hide and ‘gobble’!”
39. Why was the cranberry sauce so good at playing cards? It always had a “winning” hand!
40. What do you call a Thanksgiving dinner that’s too quiet? A “gravy” situation!
41. Why did the turkey stay home from the party? It was feeling a bit “stuffed”!
42. What’s the most musical part of a turkey? The “drumsticks”!
43. Why did the stuffing get invited to every Thanksgiving party?
Because it was the life of the “dinner” table!
44. What’s a turkey’s favorite holiday song? “Gobble, Gobble, Holiday Cheer”!
45. What do you call a pie that tells jokes? A “pun”kin pie!
46. Why do turkeys never tell secrets? Because they don’t want to be “gobbled” up!
47. Why do the mashed potatoes make terrible detectives? Because they always “mash” the clues!
48. What did the turkey say to the pumpkin? “Let’s ‘squash’ the rumors!”
Conclusion
Thanksgiving puns may be cheesy, corny, and sometimes downright groan-worthy, but they’re part of what makes the holiday so special. They bring people together, lighten the mood, and add a little extra fun to the feast. Whether you’re cracking a joke at the dinner table or sharing a pun-filled text with a friend, these 48 Thanksgiving puns are sure to keep the laughter flowing. So, as you gather with loved ones and dig into that turkey, remember to sprinkle in a few puns to make the holiday even more memorable. Happy Thanksgiving, and may your day be filled with laughter, love, and, of course, plenty of puns!
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