Thanksgiving is a time for family, feasts, and fun—and sometimes, a bit of humor is the perfect ingredient to make your day even brighter. Whether you’re packing lunch for your kids, a loved one, or even for yourself, why not add a little laughter into the mix? Thanksgiving lunchbox jokes are a great way to lighten the mood and bring a smile to everyone around the table. They’re the perfect mix of corny and clever, and they’re sure to be a hit with anyone who loves a good pun or a silly laugh. In this article, we’ve put together 45 Thanksgiving lunchbox jokes that are sure to entertain, all without any repeats or similar ones. So go ahead, pack some fun along with that cranberry sauce and turkey. Enjoy these jokes, and may your lunchboxes be filled with laughter this Thanksgiving!
45 Thanksgiving Lunchbox Jokes to Brighten Your Day
1. What do you call a stuffed animal at Thanksgiving? A turkey plush!
2. Why did the turkey join a band? Because it had drumsticks!
3. What kind of key opens a Thanksgiving feast? A turkey!
4. Why don’t turkeys ever tell secrets? Because they have too many feathers to keep anything under wraps!
5. What did the turkey say to the computer? “Google, Google, Google!”
6. Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
7. What happened to the turkey who went on a diet? He lost his stuffing!
8. How do you invite a turkey to dinner? “Waddle you be doing for Thanksgiving?”
9. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? A leftover!
10. Why do turkeys never tell jokes at Thanksgiving? They’re afraid they’ll crack up!
11. What is a Thanksgiving turkey’s favorite dessert? Pumpkin pie, of course!
12. Why did the pie go to the party? Because it was sweet!
13. What do you call a turkey with no feathers? A naked bird!
14. Why did the potatoes sit at the kids’ table? Because they were mashed!
15. What is a turkey’s favorite type of music? Anything with drumsticks!
16. How does a turkey play poker? With a feathered deck!
17. Why did the turkey start a podcast? It wanted to wing it!
18. What does a turkey use to communicate? A gobble-gobblegram!
19. What did the corn say to the turkey? “I’m all ears!”
20. Why did the turkey get a promotion? Because he was always willing to step up to the plate!
21. What does a turkey wear to a fancy Thanksgiving dinner? A feathered bow tie!
22. Why do turkeys love Thanksgiving? Because they get stuffed, but they don’t have to cook!
23. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a computer? A turkey that’s good at clicking!
24. Why was the Thanksgiving dinner so popular? Because it was a feast for the senses!
25. What do you call a turkey who can’t keep a secret? A cluck-er!
26. Why did the cranberry break up with the stuffing? Because it was getting too mashed!
27. How do you keep a turkey in suspense? I’ll tell you after Thanksgiving!
28. Why are Thanksgiving jokes like mashed potatoes? Because they’re always smooth and fluffy!
29. What did the turkey say when it won the race? “I’m feeling stuffed with pride!”
30. Why do pumpkins make terrible comedians? Because they always squash the punchline!
31. What did the turkey say to the pilgrim at dinner? “I’m your side dish, not your main course!”
32. Why do potatoes make the best Thanksgiving guests? They always mash well with the others!
33. What’s a turkey’s favorite exercise? The turkey trot!
34. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A fowl tune!
35. Why did the turkey bring a ladder to Thanksgiving dinner? To reach the stuffing at the top!
36. What’s the turkey’s favorite game? Hide and gobble!
37. Why don’t turkeys ever play cards? They’re always afraid of being caught with a full deck!
38. What did the turkey say to the pumpkin pie? “You’re absolutely to die for!”
39. Why did the turkey sit at the computer? To check his email for Thanksgiving offers!
40. What do you call a turkey that’s always on the go? A fast-food bird!
41. Why did the pie go to therapy? It had too many layers of emotion!
42. What did the turkey say when it heard a good joke? “That’s gobble funny!”
43. Why did the pilgrims bring a turkey to their feast? Because it was eggcellent company!
44. What’s a turkey’s favorite movie? “Fowl Play!”
45. Why was the turkey so good at school? Because it was always ahead of the flock!
Conclusion
Thanksgiving is all about good food, good company, and lots of laughter. These 45 Thanksgiving lunchbox jokes will ensure that everyone enjoys a hearty laugh before the turkey even hits the table. Whether you’re packing these jokes into a lunchbox for kids, family, or friends, you can be sure they’ll add a fun and lighthearted touch to the holiday celebrations. So go ahead, share these jokes, and spread the joy of the season! With a sprinkle of humor, Thanksgiving becomes even more memorable—and a lot more fun! Enjoy your holiday and may your lunchboxes be filled with joy and laughter!
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