Thanksgiving is a time for family, friends, and of course, a hearty meal. But what comes after the feast is often a question that stumps even the most seasoned home cooks: what do we do with all the leftovers? Well, one thing’s for sure — there’s no shortage of humor when it comes to turkey leftovers. Whether you’re tired of eating the same meal for days or just looking to share a laugh, these 47 turkey leftover jokes for adults will have you giggling through the season. From creative culinary conundrums to the inevitable turkey-induced sleepiness, these jokes offer a fun take on the all-too-familiar post-Thanksgiving experience. So, grab a fork and get ready to laugh!
47 Hilarious Turkey Leftover Jokes for Adults
1. Why did the turkey refuse to share its leftovers? It didn’t want to be stuffed with other people’s problems.
2. Why don’t turkeys make good comedians after Thanksgiving? Because they always get roasted!
3. I tried to make a turkey sandwich, but it just didn’t pan out. It was too much of a thigh-ful task.
4. Why was the turkey so good at keeping secrets? Because it had too much stuffing!
5. What did the turkey say to the plate of leftovers? “You’re the breast part of my day.”
6. How do you keep your turkey leftovers fresh? Put them in a wing and a prayer.
7. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music? Anything with a lot of drumsticks!
8. What do you call a leftover turkey with a good sense of humor? A thigh-splitting comedian.
9. Why did the turkey bring a bandage to dinner? It had a bad case of the cramp-legs.
10. After Thanksgiving, my turkey leftovers went to therapy. It had too many emotional scars.
11. What did one leftover turkey say to the other? “Let’s take this thing to the next plate!”
12. I accidentally mixed my leftover turkey with my stuffing. Now it’s a cluckin’ mess.
13. Why do leftover turkeys make terrible stand-up comedians? They don’t know how to wing it.
14. How did the turkey feel about being the last dish on the table? Stuffed, of course.
15. Why was the leftover turkey embarrassed? It was caught in a gravy situation.
16. What do you do when you run out of room for turkey leftovers? Take the stuffing to the next level!
17. Why did the mashed potatoes break up with the turkey leftovers? Because they needed some space to mash it out.
18. Why don’t turkey leftovers ever get invited to dinner parties? They can’t stop talking about their “clucking” past.
19. Why did the gravy get promoted? It kept everything together, even when things got messy.
20. How does the turkey keep its leftovers from going bad? It makes sure they don’t get cold feet.
21. I tried to make turkey pot pie with leftovers, but it was a recipe for disaster.
22. Why did the cranberry sauce turn down the turkey leftovers? It wasn’t ready to get saucy again.
23. What’s the secret to making your leftover turkey last longer? Just wing it!
24. Why do turkeys make terrible life coaches after Thanksgiving? They’re always just too stuffed to give advice.
25. Why did the leftover turkey go on a diet? It wanted to be a little less “fowl.”
26. What do you call a leftover turkey that tells jokes? A “stuffed” comedian.
27. What did the pie say to the turkey leftovers? “You’re getting a little crusty.”
28. Why did the turkey get a job in sales after Thanksgiving? Because it knew how to close the deal with leftovers!
29. What do you call leftover turkey that doesn’t want to leave the fridge? A turkey that’s gone cold.
30. Why didn’t the leftover turkey go to the party? It was too stuffed to move.
31. What did one leftover turkey say to another? “I guess we’re just here to hang out and get sliced up.”
32. Why do leftover turkeys never get invited to reunions? They’re always too “gravy” for everyone.
33. Why did the turkey’s leftovers get served cold? It didn’t want to warm up to the idea.
34. What do you do when you can’t finish your turkey leftovers? Just wing it and try again tomorrow.
35. Why was the leftover turkey so good at keeping a low profile? It was great at laying low and just being stuffed.
36. What’s a leftover turkey’s favorite hobby? Poking fun at itself.
37. Why do leftover turkeys never get the recognition they deserve? They’re too humble — or just plain stuffed.
38. What did the leftover turkey say to the mashed potatoes? “Don’t worry, we’ll ‘meat’ again soon.”
39. What do you call it when leftover turkey goes bad? A fowl situation.
40. Why was the leftover turkey so good at making decisions? It had a “gravy” plan.
41. Why did the leftover turkey become a motivational speaker? Because it had a lot of “stuff” to share.
42. What’s the leftover turkey’s favorite part of the day? The “leftovers” time!
43. Why did the turkey sit out the leftovers? It didn’t want to be “sauced” again.
44. What do you call a turkey who made it to the second day of leftovers? A survivor.
45. Why did the turkey bring its leftovers to the kitchen? It wanted to “wing” it a second time around.
46. Why didn’t the leftover turkey want to go to the dance party? It didn’t want to get “carved.”
47. What’s the best way to enjoy leftover turkey? With a side of laughter — and maybe some gravy.
Conclusion
Turkey leftovers might not always be the most glamorous part of the Thanksgiving feast, but they sure do provide plenty of opportunities for humor. From jokes about stuffing and gravy to the tired turkey’s post-feast complaints, these 47 jokes are sure to bring some light-hearted fun to your leftovers. So the next time you’re faced with a refrigerator full of turkey, don’t just eat — laugh, too. After all, nothing beats a good turkey joke to spice up your meal (or your mood). Here’s to turkey leftovers — always ready to make you laugh and never too tired to be delicious!
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