Thanksgiving is a time to reflect, celebrate, and, of course, enjoy a hearty meal with family and friends. For many, the traditional turkey takes center stage, but for vegetarians, this holiday can sometimes feel a little less festive. To bridge that gap, we’ve gathered 46 hilarious vegetarian Thanksgiving jokes that will bring joy and laughter to any Thanksgiving table. These jokes are all about celebrating plant-based diets and poking fun at the quirks of veggie-filled feasts. Whether you’re a long-time vegetarian or just looking to add a little humor to your holiday, these jokes will have everyone chuckling.
46 Hilarious Vegetarian Thanksgiving Jokes to Enjoy This Year
1. Why did the tofu refuse to participate in the Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it didn’t want to be the “meat” of the conversation.
2. What did the mashed potatoes say to the gravy?
You complete me!
3. Why don’t vegetarians ever tell secrets on Thanksgiving?
Because the corn always pops!
4. What do you call a vegetable that tells jokes?
A comedian squash.
5. Why was the salad so excited for Thanksgiving?
It heard there would be a lot of “dressing” up!
6. How do pumpkins stay in touch with their friends?
They send “squash” messages.
7. Why did the green bean break up with the carrot?
It was tired of being in a “stewed” relationship.
8. What’s a vegetarian’s favorite Thanksgiving dessert?
A pumpkin “pie” – it’s just “grate.”
9. Why did the potato get invited to Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it was such a “mash” hit.
10. What do you call a turkey that eats a vegetarian meal?
A “tur-key” for a healthy Thanksgiving.
11. Why do carrots always make great party guests?
Because they really know how to “root” for everyone!
12. How do you know when a vegetarian is lying?
When they start saying their favorite part of Thanksgiving is the turkey.
13. Why didn’t the corn cob make it to dinner?
It couldn’t “ear” the invitation.
14. What’s a sweet potato’s favorite sport?
Yam-ping over hurdles.
15. How did the vegetarian feel when someone said they were going to roast them?
They were “grilled” with embarrassment.
16. Why did the lettuce break up with the tomato?
It found someone more “dressing.”
17. What’s a vegetarian’s least favorite Thanksgiving song?
“Turkey in the Straw” – too much fowl play!
18. Why didn’t the pumpkin want to hang out with the squash?
It wasn’t their “type.”
19. How do you know a vegetarian at Thanksgiving is serious?
They bring their own “bacon” – fake, of course!
20. What did the cauliflower say to the mashed potatoes?
Let’s stick together and make a “cauli-tato”!
21. What’s a vegetarian’s favorite Thanksgiving movie?
“Tofurky, the Incredible Edible”
22. Why do vegans love Thanksgiving?
Because they can still “veg” out without the guilt!
23. Why do vegetarians love Thanksgiving so much?
It’s the only time of year they can feast without feeling “stuffed” by the meat.
24. What’s the most popular dessert at a vegetarian Thanksgiving?
Apple pie – minus the butter!
25. How do you find the best vegetarian at a Thanksgiving dinner?
Just follow the “leaf” trail.
26. What did the mushroom say at Thanksgiving dinner?
“Hey, I’m a fun-gi!”
27. Why don’t vegetarians ever get bored on Thanksgiving?
Because they’re always “rooting” for something exciting to happen.
28. What did the potato say after being boiled?
“Chill, I’ve got it covered.”
29. How do vegetarians do Thanksgiving on a budget?
They make sure to save on “greens.”
30. Why did the broccoli turn down a second helping of mashed potatoes?
It couldn’t “stalk” any more food.
31. What do you call a Thanksgiving party with only vegetables?
A “rootin’ tootin’” good time!
32. How do you make a veggie feel welcome at Thanksgiving?
Offer them a place at the “head of the table” – no meat allowed!
33. What did the cranberry sauce say to the salad?
“You’re the best thing on this plate.”
34. What’s a vegetarian’s favorite part of Thanksgiving?
The stuffing! – Just hold the turkey, please.
35. Why did the sweet potato feel so confident at dinner?
Because it knew it was “yam-tastic.”
36. What did the green bean say when it got invited to Thanksgiving?
“I’m ready to be a side dish superstar!”
37. Why did the tofu win the “best dressed” award at Thanksgiving?
It was always dressed to impress.
38. How do you describe a vegetarian turkey?
“Plant-based and proud!”
39. What’s the most important thing at a vegetarian Thanksgiving?
That everyone is “rooting” for the same dish.
40. Why don’t vegetarians ever get nervous at Thanksgiving?
Because they know it’s always the “soy-ber” option.
41. What do you call a sweet potato dressed as a turkey?
A “yam-bassador” for vegetarian holidays!
42. Why is the cauliflower so popular at Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it really “cauli-brates” the season!
43. How do you make sure your Thanksgiving stuffing is perfect?
Use the “herb” your vegetables provide.
44. What’s a vegetarian’s favorite Thanksgiving hobby?
“Planting” themselves at the table.
45. Why did the vegetable refuse to leave the Thanksgiving party?
It was having a “root” good time.
46. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite type of humor?
Squash jokes – they’re always “gourd” fun.
Conclusion
Thanksgiving is a wonderful time to come together with loved ones, share a delicious meal, and celebrate the things that matter most. Whether you’re gathering around a traditional turkey dinner or enjoying plant-based dishes, laughter is always a key ingredient for a successful celebration. These 46 vegetarian Thanksgiving jokes are perfect for adding some fun to your holiday feast, making everyone feel welcome, whether they’re carnivores or herbivores. So, this Thanksgiving, let’s give thanks for the food, the laughter, and the joy of being together—vegetarian-style!
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