Thanksgiving is a special time for reflection, gratitude, and fellowship. Churches across the world come together to celebrate this season with worship, prayer, and communal meals. It’s a time for joy, laughter, and connection, which makes it the perfect opportunity to share some light-hearted jokes that bring smiles to everyone. Humor has the power to uplift and unite, and what better way to enjoy Thanksgiving than by laughing together with friends and family? Here are 47 Thanksgiving jokes that will bring fun to your church celebration in 2025.
47 Hilarious Thanksgiving Jokes for Church 2025
1. Why did the turkey join the church choir?
Because it had great drumsticks!
2. What’s a church’s favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
The turkey and stuffing!
3. Why don’t turkeys ever play poker?
Because they’re afraid of being stuffed!
4. Why was the Thanksgiving service so peaceful?
Because the pews were full of people with “thanks” in their hearts!
5. How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I’ll tell you after Thanksgiving!
6. What kind of music do Thanksgiving turkeys listen to?
Stuffing rock!
7. Why did the pumpkin sit in the front pew of the church?
It was a “gourd”y sight!
8. Why was the Thanksgiving dinner at the church so delicious?
Because the prayers were seasoned with gratitude!
9. How do you invite a turkey to church?
Tell it to come worship in the “fowl”est place!
10. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a church bell?
A turkey that’s ready to “ring” in the Thanksgiving joy!
11. Why did the church choir bring stuffing to rehearsal?
Because they wanted to sing a “stuffed” tune!
12. What do you say to someone who’s late to church on Thanksgiving?
You’re just “falling” behind in your giving of thanks!
13. Why did the Thanksgiving turkey ask for a Bible?
It needed some “holy” stuffing!
14. How did the church celebrate Thanksgiving with the turkey?
By offering a feast of “praise” and mashed potatoes!
15. Why did the pilgrims go to church?
Because they wanted to give thanks for their “voyage” of faith!
16. What did the turkey say at the Thanksgiving service?
“Let us give thanks for this blessed feast!”
17. Why did the turkey start attending Bible study?
It wanted to “fowl”ow the Lord’s way!
18. What did the church say to the mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving?
“You’re mashed in the spirit of thanksgiving!”
19. What do you call a turkey that’s been through a church service?
A “grateful” bird!
20. What’s the most peaceful way to enjoy Thanksgiving in church?
With prayers of “thanks” and a side of sweet potatoes!
21. Why don’t Thanksgiving turkeys go to the church picnic?
Because they’re afraid of being roasted!
22. What did the pastor say to the turkey?
“Let’s give thanks, and let the feast begin!”
23. How did the pilgrim turkey express gratitude?
With a “gobble” of thanks!
24. Why was the Thanksgiving turkey such a good listener?
Because it was “all ears” at the church service!
25. What’s the turkey’s favorite Bible verse?
“Give thanks with a grateful heart”!
26. Why was the turkey so excited for Thanksgiving church?
It knew it was going to be stuffed with the Holy Spirit!
27. How did the church celebrate Thanksgiving in 2025?
With a “feast” of faith and a platter of joy!
28. What’s the turkey’s favorite song at Thanksgiving church?
“Give Thanks With a Grateful Heart!”
29. What did the pastor tell the congregation about the turkey?
“Let’s give thanks for this mighty bird of the Lord!”
30. Why did the pumpkin spice latte go to church?
To give thanks for the “fall” season!
31. Why did the Thanksgiving turkey sit in the pew alone?
It couldn’t find a “fowl”owing to sit with!
32. What did the church do with the leftover Thanksgiving turkey?
They gave it a “holy” second chance!
33. How did the turkey thank the church for dinner?
By offering a “gobble” of thanks!
34. What did the pastor say when the turkey walked in late?
“Looks like someone’s trying to ‘gobble’ up all the blessings!”
35. Why did the Thanksgiving turkey go to the altar?
To “lay” down its blessings before the Lord!
36. What’s the best way to give thanks at church on Thanksgiving?
With “prayers” and “gravy” on the side!
37. How do you keep the Thanksgiving turkey from going to sleep in church?
With a prayer that “wakes” it up!
38. Why did the cranberry sauce sit quietly at church?
It didn’t want to get “jelly” in the service!
39. What do you call a church that serves Thanksgiving turkey?
A “holy” feast for the family!
40. Why did the Thanksgiving turkey wear a bow tie?
It wanted to be “gobble”gantly dressed for church!
41. What’s the Thanksgiving sermon all about?
“Give thanks, and be ‘grateful’ for the feast!”
42. What was the turkey’s favorite Bible story?
The story of “thankful” offerings!
43. Why was the Thanksgiving sermon so inspiring?
Because the turkey was “blessed” by the pastor’s words!
44. What did the church say to the pumpkin pie?
“You’re an integral part of our Thanksgiving feast!”
45. Why did the pilgrims bring their turkeys to church?
To show their “thanksgiving” in a big way!
46. What’s the Thanksgiving turkey’s favorite activity at church?
Praying for “stuffing” of the soul!
47. How did the church celebrate the Thanksgiving season?
With thankful hearts and a table full of blessings!
Conclusion
Thanksgiving in church is a time to reflect on the many blessings we have, and humor is a wonderful way to make this season even more joyous. With these 47 Thanksgiving jokes, you can share laughter, love, and gratitude with your church family in 2025. Whether it’s through your turkey’s “gobble” or the mashed potatoes at the table, these jokes are sure to spread the joy and warmth that make this season special. May your Thanksgiving celebration be filled with blessings, laughter, and an abundance of joy!
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