Thanksgiving is a time for family, feasting, and, of course, fun. It’s also the perfect opportunity to share some classic dad jokes around the dinner table. Whether you’re the one telling the jokes or just enjoying the groans, Thanksgiving-themed dad jokes are a great way to add humor to the celebration. From puns to one-liners, these jokes will keep everyone laughing and in good spirits. Here are 47 Thanksgiving dad jokes to bring a little extra joy to your holiday season.
47 Hilarious Thanksgiving Dad Jokes To Tickle Your Funny Bone
1. Why did the turkey join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
2. What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing, wing!
3. Why don’t turkeys ever tell secrets? Because they’re always being plucked!
4. What do you call a stuffed animal that’s Thanksgiving-themed? A turkey plush!
5. Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
6. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!
7. How can you make a turkey float? Put it in a glass of root beer!
8. Why did the turkey sit on the drumstick? Because it wanted to be a part of the band!
9. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
10. Why did the pumpkin refuse to fight? It didn’t want to get squashed!
11. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? A leftover!
12. What do you call a turkey who’s a good listener? A wise turkey!
13. Why did the turkey run across the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
14. What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google!
15. How do you make a turkey stew? Keep it waiting for hours!
16. Why don’t you ever invite a turkey to your party? Because they always gobble up everything!
17. What do you call a turkey who tells jokes? A wisecracker!
18. What’s the best way to stuff a turkey? Feed it lots of jokes!
19. Why did the turkey get a promotion? It was outstanding in its field!
20. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a bell? A turkey that rings!
21. What did the turkey say to the pumpkin pie? You’re pie-ting me up with joy!
22. How do you know if a turkey is thankful? It gobbles on Thanksgiving!
23. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Pumpkin pie, of course!
24. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a comedian? A laugh-turkey!
25. What’s a turkey’s favorite sport? A turkey trot!
26. Why did the turkey become a motivational speaker? Because it was good at stirring up a crowd!
27. How does a turkey get a job? By offering its feathers for a good resume!
28. Why did the scarecrow become a chef? Because it was outstanding in its field… especially at Thanksgiving!
29. What did the mashed potatoes say to the gravy? You’re pour-fect for me!
30. Why was the Thanksgiving table so proud? Because it was all dressed up with great food!
31. What do you call an angry turkey? A turkey who’s ready to “stuff” you!
32. Why do turkeys never play basketball? Because they’re always getting blocked!
33. What’s a turkey’s favorite vegetable? Squash, of course!
34. What’s the most important Thanksgiving tradition? Eating pie, and telling jokes!
35. Why are turkeys such bad comedians? Because their jokes are always too corny!
36. What do you call a turkey who loves to read? A book-turkey!
37. Why did the turkey cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
38. What do you call a turkey who runs a marathon? A turkey on a roll!
39. What’s the secret to making great Thanksgiving turkey? Patience, and a lot of butter!
40. How do you make a turkey laugh? Tell it a funny corny joke!
41. Why did the turkey go to school? Because it wanted to be a little “brrrr-illiant”!
42. How do you prepare for a Thanksgiving feast? Start with a “plump” attitude and a hungry stomach!
43. Why do turkeys never make good comedians? They can never quite “wing” it!
44. What do you call a turkey that’s too lazy? A couch potato turkey!
45. What’s the best thing about Thanksgiving? All the leftovers—especially the pie!
46. Why do Thanksgiving leftovers taste so much better? Because they’re full of gratitude!
47. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a snowman? Frosty the turkey!
Conclusion
Thanksgiving is all about bringing people together, sharing great food, and creating lasting memories. And what better way to add to the festivities than with a few good jokes? These Thanksgiving dad jokes are sure to get everyone smiling and groaning in equal measure. Whether you’re telling them to your family over dinner or cracking jokes with friends after the meal, they’ll bring a lighthearted touch to your holiday. So grab your turkey leg, enjoy some delicious pie, and remember that Thanksgiving is a time to be thankful, but also to laugh a little harder!
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