Dads have a knack for coming up with the corniest, yet most endearing jokes. In 2025, the world still needs that dose of dad – humor to brighten our days. These jokes are not just simple quips; they’re a form of dad – wisdom, wrapped in a hilarious package. Whether it’s a dad trying to lighten the mood at the dinner table, or cracking a joke during a family road trip, these jokes have the power to make everyone around burst into laughter. They often play on words, use unexpected punchlines, and rely on that classic dad – sense of humor. So, get ready to groan, chuckle, and maybe even shed a tear of laughter as we explore this collection of 45 dad jokes that are sure to be a hit in 2025.
45 Dad Jokes That Will Make You Cry in 2025
1. Why was the math book unhappy? Because it had too many problems.
2. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
3. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
4. Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
5. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay, he woke up.
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
7. Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.
8. Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience (patients).
9. I’m reading a book about anti – gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
10. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
11. What’s the longest word in the English language? Smiles. Because there’s a mile between its first and last letters.
12. Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up a pair of pants.
13. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
14. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
15. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
16. I’m so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed.
17. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
18. What’s the best thing to put into a pie? Your teeth.
19. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
20. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
21. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crumby.
22. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
23. Why was the broom late? It overswept.
24. What’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth – hurty (two – thirty).
25. Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
26. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.
27. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
28. Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? He couldn’t concentrate.
29. What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories.
30. Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because its parents were in a jam.
31. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
32. What do you call a snowman with a six – pack? An abdominal snowman.
33. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels.
34. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
35. What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? A sham – rock.
36. Why did the belt go to jail? For holding up pants.
37. What’s a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
38. Why can’t a nose be 18 inches long? Because then it would be a yard.
39. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
40. Why was the math book unhappy? Because it had too many problems.
41. What’s the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course, because it’s a sand – day.
42. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
43. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
44. Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.
45. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Conclusion
These 45 dad jokes have brought a wave of laughter and light – heartedness, just like the classic dad humor we all know and love. They’ve shown that no matter the year, in 2025 or any other time, dad jokes are a timeless form of entertainment. Whether you shared them with your own dad, told them to your kids, or just enjoyed a good laugh on your own, these jokes have the power to create memorable moments.
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