The holiday season is filled with festive cheer, and what better way to add some laughter to your celebrations than by combining two beloved themes: Christmas and hockey. Whether you’re hitting the rink with friends and family or simply relaxing in front of the TV with a holiday classic, these Christmas-themed hockey puns will surely add some fun to your day. Here are 47 of the best puns to spread the holiday spirit, complete with a dash of hockey humor.
47 Hilarious Christmas Hockey Puns to Melt Your Heart
1. What do hockey players sing at Christmas? “Jingle Pucks Rock!”
2. Why did the hockey team always invite Santa to the rink? Because he was known for his “slapshot” delivery!
3. What’s a hockey player’s favorite Christmas carol? “Puck the Halls!”
4. Why did the hockey player decorate the rink with tinsel? To give the ice some “sparkle and glide.”
5. What’s Santa’s favorite hockey team? The “Slapshot” Kings!
6. Why don’t hockey players ever play hide and seek at Christmas? Because they can’t “stickhandle” their way out of hiding!
7. How did the goalie decorate his Christmas tree? With “puck” ornaments and “net”ting.
8. What do you call a Christmas tree at a hockey rink? A “slapstick” decoration!
9. What’s a hockey player’s Christmas wish? To have a “slapshot” Christmas and a “puck-tacular” New Year!
10. Why did the Christmas puck go to therapy? It had “goals” it wanted to achieve!
11. What do you call a hockey player who loves Christmas? A “puck” enthusiast!
12. What do you call a hockey player on Christmas morning? A “puck” collector!
13. Why is Christmas so much fun for hockey players? Because they get to “check” off their wish lists!
14. How does Santa play hockey? He always “wraps” his shots with style!
15. What’s a hockey player’s favorite Christmas treat? “Slapshot” cookies!
16. What did the hockey player ask for Christmas? A new “stick” to go with his “goal”-den opportunities!
17. What’s the hockey rink’s favorite Christmas decoration? The “goal” lights!
18. Why did the hockey players put their Christmas gifts on the rink? They wanted to “pass” them out!
19. What’s a hockey player’s favorite part of Christmas dinner? The “puck” roast!
20. What did the coach say to the team on Christmas Eve? “Keep your eyes on the puck, not the presents!”
21. How did the hockey player wish his teammates a Merry Christmas? “Have a puck-tacular holiday season!”
22. What did the hockey players hang by the fireplace? Their “skates” for a “slippery” Christmas Eve!
23. Why is it hard to buy gifts for hockey players? Because their “goals” are always changing!
24. What do hockey players do after Christmas dinner? They “stickhandle” their way to the dessert table!
25. Why did the hockey player wear a Christmas sweater to the game? He wanted to be “puck-ular!”
26. What do you call a Christmas party at the rink? A “slapshot” social!
27. Why did the hockey player start a Christmas band? To get the “goal” of jingle bells!
28. What’s a goalie’s favorite part of Christmas? Stopping “pucks” and spreading cheer!
29. What did the goalie get from Santa? A “puck blocker” to make sure the season’s full of holiday cheer!
30. How does a hockey player greet his teammates on Christmas? “Have a slapshot season!”
31. Why do hockey players always get Christmas presents? Because they know how to “wrap” up the year!
32. What do you call an ice rink in the winter? A “puck-ly” wonderland!
33. Why don’t hockey players get Christmas headaches? They’re always “checked” into the holiday spirit!
34. What do hockey players use to decorate their houses? A “puck” tree!
35. Why did the hockey player get a red nose? Because he’d been “checking” too many reindeer!
36. What do you call a goalie’s Christmas stocking? A “net” bag full of surprises!
37. What’s a defenseman’s favorite Christmas song? “I’ll Be Checking You Under the Mistletoe.”
38. Why did the forward bring a Christmas sweater to the game? To “dangle” it over his teammates!
39. What does a goalie do when he hears Christmas music? He “blocks” it out and focuses on his game!
40. How do hockey players get in the Christmas spirit? They “shoot” for the stars!
41. Why was the Christmas puck always in a good mood? It was always “goal-ing” with the flow!
42. What’s a referee’s favorite Christmas treat? “Puck”cakes!
43. Why did the hockey players make snow angels? They wanted to “check” out the snowflakes!
44. How does a hockey player stay warm at Christmas? With a “slapshot” sweater and a “puck” of cocoa!
45. What’s a Christmas miracle on the hockey rink? A goalie getting a “puck”-sized present!
46. Why do hockey players like Christmas? They’re used to working under “pressure” and delivering gifts!
47. What do hockey players say to each other after Christmas? “Let’s make this season ‘puck’-tacular!”
Conclusion
Christmas and hockey are two beloved traditions that bring people together in the spirit of fun and camaraderie. The combination of the holiday cheer and the fast-paced action of hockey is a winning recipe for laughter, and these 47 Christmas hockey puns do just that. Whether you’re hitting the rink, watching the game, or just enjoying the holidays with friends and family, these puns will keep the festive fun flowing. Keep the holiday spirit alive with a good laugh and a great game!
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