Thanksgiving is a time for family, food, and of course, fun. It’s also an occasion where humor can play a big part in bringing everyone together, and one of the best ways to keep the mood lighthearted is with a great pun. Puns have a way of breaking the ice and adding a touch of laughter to any gathering, and when it comes to Thanksgiving, blonde jokes have a unique way of adding charm to the festivities. Here are 46 hilarious blonde Thanksgiving puns to share around the dinner table.
46 Hilarious Blonde Thanksgiving Puns to Celebrate the Holiday
1. What do you call a blonde who can’t stop cooking on Thanksgiving? A turkey enthusiast.
2. Why did the blonde bring a ladder to Thanksgiving dinner? To reach the cranberry sauce on the top shelf!
3. How do you know if a blonde is making Thanksgiving dinner? There’s a pumpkin pie stuck in the oven door.
4. The blonde turkey thought it was getting a promotion, but it was just getting roasted.
5. What did the blonde say when she couldn’t find the potatoes? “I guess I’ll just have to mash my dreams!”
6. The blonde thought she was going to be served a slice of pumpkin pie, but it turned out to be a slice of humble pie instead.
7. What did the blonde do when her turkey was too dry? She tried to “butter” it up!
8. Why did the blonde sit at the Thanksgiving table and stare at the turkey? She was trying to “meat” someone.
9. The blonde tried to cook a turkey, but she accidentally stuffed it with marshmallows instead of breadcrumbs.
10. What’s a blonde’s favorite Thanksgiving side dish? Buttered corn on the cob, of course!
11. Why was the blonde trying to put a hat on the pumpkin? She thought it needed a little “gourd” fashion.
12. How did the blonde bring a new twist to Thanksgiving dinner? She served mashed potatoes with whipped cream.
13. What did the blonde say when asked if she knew how to carve a turkey? “I’ll wing it!”
14. The blonde wondered why the stuffing wasn’t in the turkey—then realized it had “stuffed” itself.
15. What do you get when you cross a blonde with a turkey? A bird who’s always getting “stuffed.”
16. The blonde was confused when the Thanksgiving turkey was “in the oven” for too long—it thought it was a beauty treatment!
17. Why did the blonde put glitter on her mashed potatoes? She wanted a little “shine” with her dinner.
18. What did the blonde say after trying to cook a Thanksgiving feast? “Well, at least it’s half-baked!”
19. Why did the blonde keep looking for the gravy boat? She thought it was a “sailing” vessel for the mashed potatoes.
20. The blonde made a pumpkin pie and said, “It’s a little crumby, but it’s perfect for the season!”
21. What do you call a blonde who burns the turkey? A “roasted” genius.
22. The blonde thought she could make Thanksgiving dinner without using any recipes—until she ended up with a “stuffed” disaster.
23. Why did the blonde refuse to cook the turkey? She thought it was “too fowl.”
24. What did the blonde say when asked to carve the turkey? “I guess I’ll just wing it!”
25. Why did the blonde leave the mashed potatoes out all day? She thought they were meant to “mash” themselves!
26. How do you know a blonde’s cooking Thanksgiving dinner? The cranberry sauce is shaped like a can.
27. The blonde spent Thanksgiving dinner trying to figure out why the turkey kept “clucking.”
28. What did the blonde say after she overcooked the turkey? “At least it’s a little more ‘crisp’ than usual!”
29. Why did the blonde bring a turkey to the Thanksgiving party? She wanted to “wing” it.
30. What did the blonde call her Thanksgiving dinner? “A fowl affair!”
31. The blonde mixed up the turkey with the stuffing. She called it “turkey stuffing,” but it wasn’t quite right.
32. Why did the blonde bring a broom to Thanksgiving dinner? She was ready to “sweep” away the competition for best pie.
33. What did the blonde do when the pumpkin pie didn’t set? She “spiced it up” with some extra cinnamon.
34. How does a blonde celebrate Thanksgiving? By “stuffing” herself with turkey and saying, “I’m so thankful for this food!”
35. Why was the blonde’s pumpkin pie always overcooked? She thought “baking” meant being on top of things.
36. What did the blonde do when she saw the mashed potatoes? She said, “Looks like something I can really ‘whip’ into shape!”
37. The blonde was surprised when the turkey turned out too dry. She said, “I guess it just needed a little more ‘seasoning’ in its life.”
38. Why did the blonde bring her own stuffing to Thanksgiving dinner? She thought it was “stuffed with love.”
39. What did the blonde say when she served burnt rolls at Thanksgiving? “It’s okay, they’re ‘crispy’ on the outside.”
40. The blonde tried to roast a turkey but thought the oven was “playing games.”
41. Why did the blonde keep adding more butter to the mashed potatoes? She was just “buttering” them up for the holidays.
42. What did the blonde do when she couldn’t find the gravy? She decided to “pour” her love into the mashed potatoes instead.
43. How did the blonde try to improve the flavor of her pumpkin soup? She gave it a “spicy makeover.”
44. The blonde made Thanksgiving dinner and said, “I may have overdone it, but at least the turkey’s not ‘bird’ again.”
45. Why was the blonde disappointed with the cranberry sauce? She thought it would be “berry” good.
46. The blonde thought she could roast a turkey without a thermometer—now she knows it’s all about the “temperature” of the moment.
Conclusion
In the end, Thanksgiving is not only about the food but also about creating joyous moments together. Puns have always been a great way to keep the spirits high, and with these 46 blonde Thanksgiving jokes, there’s plenty of laughter to go around. So go ahead, share these puns with your family and friends—after all, a good laugh makes the feast even more memorable!
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