Thanksgiving is a time to reflect on the blessings of the year, enjoy a delicious meal with family and friends, and, of course, have some fun. Adding humor to the holiday can lighten the mood, and what better way to do that than with Thanksgiving-themed riddles and puns? These clever jokes are sure to have you and your loved ones laughing around the dinner table. From clever wordplay to hilarious holiday humor, these 45 Thanksgiving riddles and puns will make your celebration even more memorable. So, without further ado, let’s dive into the world of Thanksgiving jokes.
45 Thanksgiving Riddles and Puns for Adults
1. Why did the turkey sit on the drumstick? Because it wanted to be a part of the band!
2. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself.
3. Why did the cranberry turn red? Because it saw the turkey dressing!
4. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky.
5. What do you call a stuffed animal that tells Thanksgiving jokes? A pun-kin.
6. Why do turkeys always go to the party? Because they’re the life of the feast.
7. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.
8. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
9. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so good? Because it was full of stuffings.
10. Why did the pilgrims eat their Thanksgiving dinner on paper plates? They wanted to have a “plateful” of history.
11. Why did the corn break up with the mashed potatoes? They just weren’t “buttering” each other up anymore.
12. What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poultrygeist.
13. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach cobbler.
14. Why don’t turkeys like to play cards? Because they’re always spotted in a turkey shoot.
15. What kind of key opens a pumpkin? A turkey.
16. What do you call a turkey with a bandage? A turkey in need of a “feather-ectomy.”
17. What’s the best way to stuff a turkey? Serve it on a dinner plate.
18. Why did the mashed potatoes turn to the gravy? They were feeling saucy!
19. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.
20. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a computer? A turkey that’s full of bytes.
21. Why do pilgrims wear buckled shoes? Because they don’t want to be caught flat-footed.
22. How do you keep a turkey in suspense? I’ll tell you after Thanksgiving.
23. What’s a turkey’s favorite music? Anything with a good drumstick!
24. Why do we put up with turkey jokes? Because they’re “gobbling” good fun.
25. Why did the pumpkin refuse to share its secrets? It had too much on its mind.
26. What do you call a turkey on a diet? A skinny bird.
27. Why did the turkey blush? Because it saw the turkey dressing.
28. What do you call a group of turkeys playing music together? A turkey band.
29. What’s the best way to catch a wild turkey? Hide behind a bush and make a “gobble, gobble” sound.
30. Why did the turkey bring a microphone to dinner? It wanted to “gobble” up the attention.
31. What did the turkey say when it was roasted? “I’m stuffed!”
32. What’s the favorite Thanksgiving meal of an astronaut? Pumpkin pie in the sky.
33. Why do turkeys make terrible comedians? They always wing it.
34. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? Patience—until the turkey’s done!
35. What do you get when you cross a turkey and an octopus? A bird with eight drumsticks.
36. Why do pumpkins make terrible comedians? Because they can’t hold a “pumpkin-patch” of humor.
37. What do you call a turkey who tells jokes? A turkey stand-up comedian.
38. Why did the turkey go to school? To get a little “stuffing” of knowledge.
39. What do you call a turkey who is a boxing champion? The knockout bird.
40. What’s the Thanksgiving turkey’s favorite exercise? The turkey trot.
41. Why did the cranberry go to therapy? It was feeling a little “saucy.”
42. What do you call it when you eat too much Thanksgiving food? A “stuffed” animal.
43. What did the Thanksgiving turkey say to the pumpkin pie? “You’re the sweetest thing on the table.”
44. Why did the corn refuse to talk to the turkey? Because they had too many “ears” between them.
45. Why did the turkey wear a tuxedo? Because it was “fowl” play at the Thanksgiving party.
Conclusion
Thanksgiving is more than just a time to gather around the table and feast; it’s a chance to share joy, laughter, and good company. Adding a bit of humor to the holiday celebrations with Thanksgiving riddles and puns is a great way to bring smiles and chuckles to everyone in the room. Whether you’re telling these jokes to family, friends, or co-workers, these 45 clever and witty puns and riddles are guaranteed to add fun to your Thanksgiving festivities. Laughter truly is the best seasoning for any celebration, and these jokes are sure to keep everyone in the holiday spirit. So, go ahead—share these puns and riddles, and enjoy a Thanksgiving full of fun, laughter, and gratitude!
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