Dad jokes are timeless, simple, and often cheesy, with their corny punchlines and innocent humor that never fails to make us groan. But that’s the charm of a dad joke—it’s the kind of humor that lightens up a room, brings people together, and, above all, makes us laugh (or at least try to). With 2025 just around the corner, it’s time to celebrate these cringeworthy classics, and what better way than by diving into a collection of fresh, rubbish dad jokes to enjoy? Whether you’re the one telling the joke or laughing at it, the silliness of these jokes has an undeniable appeal. Prepare yourself for a whole new level of dad humor as we roll through 48 unique jokes that will have everyone in stitches, even if they don’t want to admit it!
48 Rubbish Dad Jokes You Need To Hear in 2025
1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? Because they don’t have the guts.
2. I tried to start a hot air balloon business, but it never took off.
3. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
4. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.
5. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
6. I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
7. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
8. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
9. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
10. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me Kit-Kats.
11. I don’t know why I’m afraid of commitment. I just can’t stick to my plans.
12. I couldn’t figure out how to put my seatbelt on. Then it clicked.
13. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
14. I wanted to become a professional fisherman, but I couldn’t live with the current situation.
15. Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good, but there was no atmosphere.
16. I bought a belt the other day, but it’s holding up my pants so well I can’t think of any other jokes for it.
17. I walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, “It’s on the top shelf.”
18. My dad told me a joke about a pencil. It was pointless.
19. I used to have a job as a professional cricket player, but I just couldn’t handle the stress.
20. I had a neck brace fitted yesterday. I didn’t want to take any risks.
21. I tried to take a photograph of a foggy day, but it didn’t come out clear.
22. I used to be a professional fisherman, but I couldn’t catch a break.
23. I opened a bakery, but I had too many doughnuts to fill.
24. The other day, I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
25. I don’t trust people who do acupuncture. They’re back stabbers.
26. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
27. I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable. One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
28. I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
29. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down.
30. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
31. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
32. I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
33. I made a pun about the wind, but it was a bit breezy.
34. I took a photo of some fog earlier. It mist.
35. I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.
36. I once tried to make a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time.
37. I bought a camouflage shirt the other day. It’s hard to find, though.
38. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up.
39. I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I do it for kicks.
40. I decided to become a professional tennis player, but I couldn’t make the racquet.
41. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
42. I was going to tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.
43. I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time.
44. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
45. I bought a lamp the other day, but it didn’t brighten my day.
46. I was going to tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.
47. I tried to become a professional golfer, but I couldn’t putt it together.
48. I couldn’t figure out how to put my seatbelt on. Then it clicked.
Conclusion
Rubbish dad jokes never lose their charm. Their simplicity and the ability to create groans and laughs alike is what makes them an enduring part of family humor. Whether you are the one telling these jokes, or the unfortunate listener, one thing is certain: they’ll bring a smile (or at least a facepalm) to anyone within earshot. Here’s to 2025, a new year filled with laughter, even if it’s at the expense of some groan-worthy humor. So next time you need to lighten the mood or just want to make someone laugh, try out a rubbish dad joke. You might be surprised how much fun it can be to embrace the cheesiness!
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