Thanksgiving is a time of joy, delicious food, and spending time with family and friends. It’s also the perfect opportunity to share some silly, lighthearted puns with those around you, especially if you’re an elementary student looking to add some humor to the holiday. Whether you’re telling jokes at the dinner table, in the classroom, or just goofing around with friends, Thanksgiving puns are sure to bring smiles and laughter. Here are 47 Thanksgiving-themed puns, perfect for elementary students who want to spread some cheer this holiday season.
47 Thanksgiving Silly Puns for Elementary Students
1. Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
2. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!
3. Why did the cranberry turn red?
Because it saw the turkey dressing!
4. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot!
5. Why don’t turkeys ever tell jokes?
Because they always gobble them up!
6. How did the pilgrims keep their pants up?
With their belt buckles!
7. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A turkey that can pluck itself!
8. Why was the turkey so good at math?
It was great at “stuffing” numbers!
9. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving?
A turkey with a “gobble” of fun!
10. What do you call a stuffed animal at Thanksgiving?
A turkey plush!
11. Why do pumpkins always make great friends?
Because they’re “gourd” to have around!
12. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peach “cobbler!”
13. What did the pumpkin say to the turkey?
“Let’s squash this dinner!”
14. Why did the Thanksgiving dinner go to school?
To get a “gravy” education!
15. What do you call a turkey with a drumstick?
A “beat” turkey!
16. How does a turkey like its coffee?
With a little “cranberry” flavor!
17. What’s a turkey’s favorite kind of music?
Country “gobble” music!
18. Why did the pumpkin cross the road?
To get to the pie side!
19. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a computer?
A lot of “byte”!
20. How do turkeys express gratitude?
By giving a “thanks”giving hug!
21. What did the turkey say to the stuffing?
“You make me feel full of joy!”
22. Why did the pilgrims want to make a turkey their mascot?
Because it’s so “feather-tastic!”
23. What’s a turkey’s favorite sport?
“Poultry” in motion!
24. Why was the Thanksgiving turkey so calm?
Because it knew how to “stuff” its worries!
25. What do you get when you throw a Thanksgiving turkey into the ocean?
A “sea-soned” turkey!
26. What’s the best way to get rid of a turkey?
Ask it to “gobble” up its worries!
27. What did the mashed potatoes say to the gravy?
“You’re the one who makes me ‘saucy’!”
28. What kind of photos do turkeys take?
“Fowl” photos!
29. Why was the corn so bad at school?
It kept getting “ear”marks!
30. What’s the most popular sport during Thanksgiving?
Turkey “bowling!”
31. Why did the apple pie break up with the pumpkin pie?
It found a new “slice” of life!
32. What’s a turkey’s favorite sport to play?
“Turkey” football!
33. What did the turkey say at the Thanksgiving party?
“Let’s have a ‘feast’ of fun!”
34. Why did the turkey fail its driving test?
It couldn’t “brake” in time!
35. How did the turkey feel about Thanksgiving?
“Stuffed” with joy!
36. Why did the Pilgrim bring a pencil to dinner?
To “draw” the line!
37. What did the sweet potato say to the mashed potato?
“Stick with me; we’re in this together!”
38. Why are turkeys so popular at Thanksgiving?
Because they’re “stuffed” with great qualities!
39. How do you make a turkey dance?
Put a little “boogie” in its feathers!
40. What do you call a turkey who loves art?
A “master-feather” artist!
41. Why did the turkey sit down?
Because it was too “stuffed” to stand!
42. What do you call a snowman on Thanksgiving?
A “cold” turkey!
43. Why did the stuffing break up with the turkey?
Because it was feeling “crumby!”
44. What do you call a turkey at the beach?
A “fowl” vacationer!
45. Why did the Pilgrims make great friends?
Because they always knew how to “carve” a good time!
46. How do you organize a Thanksgiving party?
You “plan” it with great taste!
47. Why did the turkey bring a band to dinner?
It wanted to “gobble” up some music!
Conclusion
These jokes are not only fun but also a great way to share a laugh with friends and family during Thanksgiving. Whether you’re at the dinner table or telling jokes with classmates, these puns are sure to make everyone smile and feel a little bit warmer. Laughter is one of the best ways to celebrate the season, and a good joke can make even the most serious moments feel lighter.
Thanksgiving isn’t just about the food – it’s also about making memories, sharing laughs, and having fun with the people you care about. With these 47 Thanksgiving-themed puns, elementary students can bring humor to their celebrations and enjoy a season full of laughter and gratitude. So, next time you’re with family or friends, don’t forget to share one of these jokes and make everyone’s day a little brighter!
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