Thanksgiving is a time for family, food, and fun. But sometimes, you might want to add a little more humor to your holiday festivities. For those looking to bring out a cheekier side to their Thanksgiving celebrations, we’ve gathered 45 dirty Thanksgiving jokes that are guaranteed to get a few laughs — and perhaps even a few raised eyebrows.
These jokes are not for the faint of heart, as they dive into the risqué, but they’re sure to liven up the conversation around the dinner table. From innuendos about turkeys to cheeky remarks about your favorite foods, these jokes will add a little spice to your meal. As with any humor, make sure they’re shared with an appropriate crowd. So, without further ado, let’s get into these 45 dirty Thanksgiving jokes!
45 Dirty Can Thanksgiving Jokes to Spice Up Your Feast
1. Stuff Me Like a Turkey
“Let’s be honest, if you can stuff a turkey, you can definitely handle a few more things… like me.”
2. Gobble Me Up
“Thanksgiving dinner always leaves me full… but not as full as when I’m gobbling you up.”
3. The Full Plate
“Is it just me, or do I always end up with more on my plate than I can handle? I can’t help but love it.”
4. Butter and Spice
“Are we talking about butter, or are you trying to butter me up? Either way, I’m getting a little hot in here.”
5. Hot Stuff
“Don’t just bring the mashed potatoes, bring that hot stuff I’ve been waiting for all year.”
6. Pumpkin Spice Affair
“Is it the pumpkin spice or just you making everything so irresistible this Thanksgiving?”
7. A Little Too Much Wine
“I think I had a little too much wine with dinner. I’m seeing turkeys in places I shouldn’t.”
8. Give Me a Drumstick
“You’re gonna give me that drumstick, right? I’m hungry for more than just turkey today.”
9. Under the Table
“Don’t mind me if I slide under the table; I’m just reaching for that last roll. Or maybe something else.”
10. Stuffed and Satisfied
“That turkey looks stuffed, but you’re the one I really want to stuff.”
11. Leftovers
“Don’t worry, I’m great at dealing with leftovers… especially when they look as good as you.”
12. Too Much Whipped Cream
“Whipped cream, turkey, and you? Now that’s a combo that can’t be beat.”
13. I’ll Take Seconds
“I’ll take seconds… and thirds. But maybe this time, we skip the dinner table and go somewhere more private.”
14. The Hot Turkey
“Forget about the turkey, you’re the real hot thing at this table tonight.”
15. Overcooked
“Let’s just say that turkey’s overcooked… but I’m just getting warmed up.”
16. A Taste of Cranberry
“I’m trying to resist that cranberry sauce, but I’m not resisting you tonight.”
17. You’re the Side Dish
“Who needs side dishes when I’ve got you? You’re all I need on this plate.”
18. The Drumstick Dilemma
“I see you’ve got your eye on the drumstick. But what about me? I’m looking like dessert.”
19. Under the Mistletoe
“Wait, we’re not even near Christmas, but I’m already ready for some under-the-mistletoe action after all that turkey.”
20. Gravy Boat
“Fill up that gravy boat; I’m ready for a little extra sauce, and I’m not talking about the mashed potatoes.”
21. Tight Pants
“I ate so much turkey I can barely fit into my pants. But don’t worry, I’ll make room for you.”
22. Crispy Skin
“The turkey might have crispy skin, but you’ve got me getting all hot and tender over here.”
23. The Real Feast
“Forget the food; I’m ready for the real feast… the one we’re having after dinner.”
24. Spoonful of Love
“Just like mashed potatoes, I’m ready for a spoonful of love… and I’m not talking about the food.”
25. Eating You Up
“Can’t get enough of that stuffing… or maybe I’m just hungry for something else.”
26. Cranberry Sauce on You
“Is it just the cranberry sauce, or do you always make everything look so tasty?”
27. Making Room for Dessert
“I’m definitely making room for dessert tonight, and I’m not just talking about the pie.”
28. Full Plate of Fun
“After stuffing my face with all this turkey, the only thing I’m craving is more of you.”
29. Sweet Potato Love
“Is it just me, or is that sweet potato casserole looking extra sweet tonight?”
30. The Gravy Train
“You want me to pass the gravy? Don’t worry; I’ll make sure you’re covered… in more ways than one.”
31. Warming Up
“You can keep the turkey warm, but I’m already warming up for something a little more fun.”
32. Cornbread Fantasy
“That cornbread’s sweet, but not as sweet as your smile. Care to share the recipe?”
33. Eating Out
“Let’s be real: After this Thanksgiving feast, I’d much rather be eating out… in more ways than one.”
34. Carve Me Up
“Maybe it’s the turkey, or maybe it’s just you, but I’m ready for you to carve me up.”
35. Leftovers to Go
“Leftovers are great, but you’re what I really want to take home tonight.”
36. The Turkey’s Bigger
“You say your turkey’s bigger than mine? Well, I can show you a thing or two about what’s really big.”
37. Gobbler’s Delight
“I’m ready to gobble you up just as much as I am that turkey leg.”
38. The Sweet Spot
“Forget about the pie, you’re the real sweet spot I’m trying to get my hands on.”
39. Jolly Holiday
“Is it Thanksgiving, or is it just you making this holiday extra jolly?”
40. Roasting Each Other
“We roasted the turkey, but I’d much rather roast you tonight.”
41. The Only Thing Stuffed
“You might be stuffing the turkey, but I’m the only thing here who’s really stuffed.”
42. Keep Me Warm
“Don’t worry about the cold turkey; keep me warm under the covers tonight.”
43. After Dinner Fun
“After dinner, there’s only one thing left to do: find somewhere quiet to have some real fun.”
44. Turkey and You
“Turkey’s great, but nothing beats the taste of you after dessert.”
45. My Favorite Side
“You’re my favorite side dish. I think it’s time we went somewhere private.”
Conclusion
Thanksgiving is traditionally a time to gather with loved ones, share a delicious meal, and create lasting memories. But for those who want to add a bit of naughty humor to the holiday, these dirty Thanksgiving jokes can certainly bring a touch of cheeky fun to the table. Of course, it’s important to gauge your audience and make sure these jokes are shared in the right context. If done right, they can turn an ordinary Thanksgiving into something a little more memorable.
So, whether you’re trying to impress your guests with your humor or simply liven up a quiet dinner, these 45 dirty jokes will spice up your Thanksgiving like never before!
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