Thanksgiving is a time for gathering with loved ones, giving thanks, and, of course, indulging in a grand feast. The abundance of food on the table seems to have a magical effect on everyone, often leading to overeating. It’s almost a tradition to joke about the inevitable overeating and that familiar feeling of being “stuffed.” Here are 45 hilarious jokes that capture the humor behind eating too much on Thanksgiving. Whether you’re looking for a laugh to share during dinner or just want to lighten up the post-feast mood, these jokes are perfect for Thanksgiving Day.
45 Hilarious Jokes About Eating Too Much on Thanksgiving
1. “I can’t believe I ate the whole turkey!”
2. “I’m thankful for elastic waistbands.”
3. “I’m on a seafood diet… I see food and eat it.”
4. “You know you’ve eaten too much when you can’t decide whether you’re about to pass out or explode.”
5. “I ate so much at Thanksgiving that I’m considering a food rehab program.”
6. “The turkey said to the mashed potatoes, ‘You’re just too much for me.'”
7. “I need a nap just thinking about all the food I ate.”
8. “What do you call someone who eats too much on Thanksgiving? A turkey enthusiast.”
9. “I think the only thing fuller than my plate right now is my stomach.”
10. “I’m in a committed relationship with turkey, stuffing, and mashed potatoes right now.”
11. “I didn’t just eat too much—I created a food masterpiece.”
12. “I need a GPS to navigate my way out of this food coma.”
13. “Thanksgiving calories don’t count, right?”
14. “You know it’s Thanksgiving when your stomach is full but your heart is still hungry for more food.”
15. “After Thanksgiving dinner, I need a moment of silence for my waistband.”
16. “I ate so much turkey, now I’m in a poultry-induced trance.”
17. “Thanksgiving dinner is the only meal that comes with its own nap.”
18. “My Thanksgiving meal plan? Eat everything, nap for 30 minutes, and then start again.”
19. “I may have eaten too much, but at least I’m not the one who’s been roasted.”
20. “Thanksgiving leftovers are the only thing that beats the actual meal.”
21. “I’m pretty sure my stomach is still processing the food from last year’s Thanksgiving.”
22. “I’m not saying I overdid it, but I’m pretty sure I’m now a part of the stuffing.”
23. “I didn’t realize Thanksgiving was a competition, but I think I just won.”
24. “Every Thanksgiving meal needs a food critic, and this year, I’m the judge.”
25. “I’m convinced my stomach is on a Thanksgiving vacation—off to a very full and stuffed place.”
26. “Thanksgiving: the only day when you’re expected to eat enough to make yourself uncomfortable.”
27. “Thanksgiving leftovers are the greatest gift of all, besides my expanding waistline.”
28. “When you eat too much on Thanksgiving, the term ‘food coma’ feels more like a lifestyle.”
29. “I didn’t overeat at Thanksgiving. I simply embraced the opportunity to indulge in a feast.”
30. “The only thing more stuffed than my turkey right now is me.”
31. “A Thanksgiving dinner without leftovers is like a turkey without stuffing.”
32. “When your post-Thanksgiving nap becomes a long-term commitment.”
33. “I ate enough mashed potatoes to turn my insides into mashed potatoes.”
34. “Thanksgiving: the only day when you’re expected to eat enough to make yourself uncomfortable.”
35. “It’s not Thanksgiving until you’ve eaten enough food to justify a two-hour nap.”
36. “Thanksgiving calories don’t count, right?”
37. “There’s no such thing as too much food on Thanksgiving, only too little room to eat it.”
38. “I ate so much food, I now identify as a turkey.”
39. “When your Thanksgiving dinner becomes a memory and a nap.”
40. “I don’t care how full I am; I always make room for dessert.”
41. “You know you ate too much when even your dessert makes you want to take a nap.”
42. “I ate so much I’m now wearing the Thanksgiving meal.”
43. “The only thing heavier than my stomach right now is the guilt.”
44. “The Thanksgiving food coma: where dreams are made of mashed potatoes.”
45. “When you eat so much you need a food passport to move around.”
Conclusion
As Thanksgiving approaches, one thing is certain: the food will be plentiful, and the jokes about eating too much will be just as abundant. Whether you’re reaching for that extra helping or relaxing with a nap after your meal, it’s all part of the fun and humor that surrounds the holiday. So, let these jokes be your guide through this year’s feast—because when it comes to Thanksgiving, laughter is just as essential as the turkey.
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