Thanksgiving is a time for family, friends, and food, but it’s also an opportunity to share laughter and create memorable moments. For those who love to add humor to their holiday traditions, Thanksgiving jokes are a fun way to bring joy to the table. While some may prefer light-hearted and wholesome jokes, others may enjoy a slightly edgier twist. If you’re looking for something a little more “sick” or edgy to crack up your loved ones, this collection of 45 Thanksgiving jokes will surely do the trick.
These sick Thanksgiving jokes might not be for the faint of heart, but they’re guaranteed to get a laugh, whether you’re sitting around the table after dinner or simply hanging out with friends. So, brace yourself for some twisted humor, and get ready to entertain your guests with these Thanksgiving jokes that push the limits. Remember, humor can be subjective, so proceed with caution—some of these may be more suited for those with a darker sense of humor.
45 Hilarious Sick Thanksgiving Jokes to Keep You Laughing
1. What do you call a Thanksgiving feast with no gravy?
A dry run.
2. Why did the turkey join a band?
Because it had drumsticks.
3. What did one turkey say to the other after they got caught?
“Stuff happens.”
4. Why don’t turkeys ever tell secrets?
Because they’d end up getting roasted.
5. What’s the Thanksgiving motto?
Eat, drink, and pass out.
6. Why did the cranberry break up with the stuffing?
It just couldn’t get over it.
7. Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove it wasn’t chicken.
8. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
A leftover.
9. How do you make a turkey float?
You need two scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey.
10. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Stuffing.
11. Why did the mashed potatoes turn red?
They were blushing because they saw the gravy.
12. What did the cranberry say to the pumpkin pie?
“Pie don’t care, I’m saucy.”
13. Why was the pumpkin pie so full of itself?
Because it was the most popular dish at the table.
14. How do you know if a Thanksgiving turkey is an introvert?
It hides in the kitchen when people show up.
15. Why was the turkey nervous about the Thanksgiving meal?
It had a lot on its plate.
16. What’s the difference between a turkey and a ghost?
The turkey is stuffed, the ghost is toast.
17. What do you call an angry cranberry?
A sour berry.
18. How do you make Thanksgiving gravy even better?
By adding a little bit of thyme.
19. What do you call a turkey who likes to play football?
A touchdown turkey.
20. Why did the pumpkin break up with the apple pie?
It couldn’t handle the heat.
21. Why don’t skeletons celebrate Thanksgiving?
They have no stomach for it.
22. How do you get a turkey to laugh?
You tell it a “fowl” joke.
23. What did the turkey say to the farmer after escaping?
“You can’t catch me, I’m too stuffed.”
24. Why did the pumpkin go to therapy?
It had deep-seated issues.
25. What’s a turkey’s favorite game?
Hide and go gobble.
26. How do you know if someone’s a Thanksgiving food snob?
They only eat “free-range” turkey.
27. Why did the pie refuse to cooperate with the dinner table?
It was a little crusty.
28. What did the mashed potatoes say to the gravy?
“Get off my back, I’m already covered.”
29. How does a turkey express gratitude?
By offering you a leg up.
30. Why don’t turkey farmers ever make any money?
Because they’re always getting plucked.
31. What’s the most inappropriate thing a turkey can say at Thanksgiving?
“Eat me!”
32. How do you know your Thanksgiving dinner is going well?
The turkey is the only one with a sense of humor.
33. What do you call a leftover turkey sandwich at 3 a.m.?
A midnight gobbler.
34. What’s a turkey’s least favorite type of music?
Heavy metal—too much drum.
35. What did the corn say to the mashed potatoes?
“I’m all ears!”
36. Why did the stuffing break up with the turkey?
It was just too much to handle.
37. What does a turkey do when it’s bored?
It “gobble”s down time on the phone.
38. Why did the turkey sit on the porch?
Because it wanted to “gobble” up some fresh air.
39. How do you get a turkey to fall asleep?
Tell it a bedtime story about a peaceful farm.
40. Why do turkeys hate fast food?
They don’t like getting deep-fried.
41. What’s the worst part about Thanksgiving dinner?
The turkey that’s been “stuffed” with bad jokes.
42. What happens when a turkey gets into an argument with a sweet potato?
They start throwing mashed potatoes.
43. What’s a turkey’s least favorite type of weather?
A cold front—it gets too chill.
44. Why don’t we tell Thanksgiving jokes to the food?
Because it’s too “corny.”
45. What did the mashed potatoes say to the turkey after they both got burnt?
“We’re in the same gravy boat now.”
Conclusion
Thanksgiving is a time to reflect, enjoy good food, and, of course, have a laugh. While these sick Thanksgiving jokes might push the boundaries of humor, they add a unique twist to your celebrations, offering a way to lighten the mood and entertain your guests. Whether you’re telling these jokes in the kitchen, over dinner, or as part of a post-meal tradition, the goal is to make memories that will last long after the leftovers are gone. Just be sure to gauge your audience—what’s funny to one person might not be so funny to another. But with the right crowd, these jokes will surely have everyone in stitches. Happy Thanksgiving!
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