Thanksgiving is a time for family, food, and a little bit of humor. And while many choose to indulge in turkey and pumpkin pie, why not sprinkle in some witty puns to make the holiday a little more fun? If you’re looking to bring a little edge to your holiday celebrations, here are 47 raunchy Thanksgiving puns that will make you laugh, blush, and maybe even groan. Get ready for some naughty humor that will keep your guests talking long after dessert.
47 Raunchy Thanksgiving Puns to Spice Up Your Holiday
1. Let’s get basted
It’s not Thanksgiving without a little bit of alcohol, and when you’re as thirsty as you are hungry, it’s time to get basted.
2. Stuff my turkey
Sometimes, the best part of Thanksgiving dinner isn’t the stuffing but the person willing to stuff the turkey.
3. Gobble ‘til you wobble
After a few too many helpings of mashed potatoes, you may not be able to walk, but at least you’ll have a good time gobbling down that food.
4. Talk turkey to me
If you want to hear something sweet, try talking turkey to me—if you can keep your composure.
5. Feast mode
Get in the mood, I mean, feast mode, where the only thing you should be stuffing is your face.
6. You butter believe it
When someone says they’re too full, remind them, “You butter believe you’re going back for more!”
7. I’m here for the stuffing
You came for the food, but let’s be honest—you came for the stuffing, in every way possible.
8. Let’s turnip the heat
Pumpkin spice is great, but let’s turnip the heat a bit with something a little more intense.
9. Squash goals
Squash goals are simple: Eat, drink, and maybe have some saucy conversation in between.
10. Pillow talk after turkey talk
After a nice, heavy meal, let’s skip the small talk and dive straight into the juicy stuff.
11. Can I get a turkey leg for dessert?
It’s okay to ask for dessert in more ways than one. Why settle for just a slice of pie?
12. I’m just here for the mashed potatoes and scandal
It’s always the mashed potatoes that bring the drama—well, that and a little bit of gossip.
13. Cranberry sauce and naughty thoughts
Who says cranberry sauce can’t be a little saucy, especially after a few glasses of wine?
14. Let’s get stuffed, but not just the turkey
Stuffing isn’t just for the bird—it’s for the evening, and maybe you too, if you’re lucky.
15. Pardon my gravy
Nothing says “excuse me” like a whole bowl of gravy… just like some people after a few too many drinks.
16. Sweet potatoes, sweet talk
Why just have sweet potatoes when you can have sweet talk to go along with them?
17. You’re the pumpkin to my pie
There’s a reason this is a Thanksgiving classic—it’s all about the chemistry and that special sweetness.
18. Let’s get saucy with some mashed potatoes
Mashed potatoes are good, but they could be even better with a little bit of saucy behavior.
19. Corny jokes and even cornier pick-up lines
Why settle for just a corn on the cob when you could have a full-on joke fest?
20. You make my stuffing rise
You don’t need a lot to rise to the occasion—sometimes, it’s all about the stuffing and a little extra heat.
21. You’ve got me in a gravy boat
Nothing like a little gravy to put you in the mood for some serious Thanksgiving fun.
22. I’m here for the pie, not the lies
No room for fibs this holiday—let’s get down to what matters, like who’s bringing the pie.
23. Let’s make this dinner juicy
The turkey’s juicy, and with the right company, the conversation can be just as juicy.
24. Turkey, twerking, and dirty talk
When the turkey’s done, it’s time to put on some tunes and see if we can turn this dinner into a dance party.
25. You’re the gravy on my mashed potatoes
You don’t need to be too subtle about it; just admit that you’re the best part of the meal.
26. Pumpkin spice and everything nice… except for the jokes
You can’t have too much pumpkin spice, but you sure can have too many raunchy jokes. Or can you?
27. I’m all about the stuffing, but not the stuffing of the turkey
Let’s be clear, when it comes to Thanksgiving, some things are better left to the imagination.
28. Let’s take this dinner to the next level
Who needs just a turkey when you could elevate the meal with some spicy conversation?
29. I can’t wait to carve that turkey
Just as you carve that bird, you might want to carve out some time for some personal “stuffing.”
30. You bring the rolls, I’ll bring the fun
If you’re bringing the rolls, I’m bringing the fun—and maybe a little extra gravy for you.
31. Can we make this a full-course meal?
Why settle for just the appetizers when you can have a full, spicy meal of great food and even better conversation?
32. I’m ready to serve it hot and heavy
When you’re hungry for more than just food, it’s all about serving the hot and heavy dishes.
33. Just a little bit of stuffing goes a long way
Sometimes all it takes is just a little stuffing to get things started.
34. I’m all about that mashed potato lovin’
Mashed potatoes are creamy and smooth, but they aren’t the only thing getting a little extra attention tonight.
35. Corn on the cob? More like corn in my heart
Who knew corn could make you feel so warm and fuzzy inside? It’s probably the puns.
36. The only thing I’m carving is your heart
A little romance goes a long way—especially after a couple of turkey legs.
37. Gravy train, here I come
Hop on the gravy train, because things are about to get messy in the best way.
38. You can’t have Thanksgiving without the stuffing
Just like you can’t have a party without a little bit of mischief, sometimes you need stuffing of all kinds.
39. I’ll take my turkey with a side of flirtation
A turkey leg and a flirty look? That’s the kind of combination that leaves everyone wanting more.
40. Let’s make this a feast for the senses
This Thanksgiving, it’s not just about what’s on the plate, but what’s happening in the conversation, too.
41. Pie me up, Scotty
Sometimes, a simple pie request can turn into something more meaningful—especially with the right timing.
42. Gravy and naughty thoughts—what’s not to love?
If gravy can make mashed potatoes better, maybe it can also make the evening a little spicier.
43. Sweet like pie, hot like stuffing
When it’s sweet and hot, that’s when the real fun begins.
44. Is it hot in here, or is it just me?
Maybe it’s the stuffing, but things are definitely heating up.
45. Let’s get this dinner party started
There’s no time like Thanksgiving to get things started with a bang and some extra side dishes.
46. Give thanks, and then give me some attention
It’s all about gratitude, but it’s also about making sure your attention stays in the right place.
47. Stuffed to the brim with good times
You’ll be stuffed to the brim with food, fun, and maybe even a little bit of mischief.
Conclusion
Thanksgiving doesn’t have to be just about food and family; it can also be a great time to indulge in some raunchy humor that makes everyone laugh (and maybe blush a little). Whether you use these puns to break the ice at the dinner table or just to entertain yourself while you stuff your face, remember that the key to a memorable holiday is keeping things lighthearted and fun. So next time you’re preparing your Thanksgiving meal, don’t forget to bring the spice—not just in the food but in your jokes, too.
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