Thanksgiving is a time for food, family, and festive moments, but one thing that seems to always make an appearance are bad puns. Whether you’re at the dinner table or gathering around the fireplace, Thanksgiving puns have a way of creeping into conversations, causing people to roll their eyes and groan. As much as they may make us cringe, there’s a certain charm to the groan-worthy jokes. So, in the spirit of the season, here’s a collection of 48 Thanksgiving puns that will either leave you laughing or shaking your head in disbelief.
48 Really Bad Thanksgiving Puns to Make You Groan
1. Stuffed with Puns
I’m stuffed, but not just with food—also with bad puns!
2. Gobble Gobble!
Turkey is so delicious, I’m gobbling up every bit of this punny joke!
3. Feels Like Home
This Thanksgiving, let’s give thanks for family—whether you like them or not, they’ll always be a corny part of your life.
4. Carve Out Some Time
I hope you’ve carved out some time for some serious pun-making this Thanksgiving.
5. Let’s Get Cran-Apple
That cranberry sauce is so good, it’s cran-appleing your mind!
6. Gravy Train
There’s no such thing as a pun too bad when you’re on the gravy train.
7. Turkey Day Magic
I’m really feathering lucky to be here with all these delicious puns.
8. A Side of Squash
You can’t have a Thanksgiving meal without some squashing of puns.
9. Pie in the Sky
That pie looks so good, it’s a pie in the sky fantasy!
10. Squash the Pun
I had to squash my desire to tell another bad pun, but I just couldn’t resist.
11. The Green Bean Dream
The green beans were so good, they were a dream bean come true.
12. A Roll of Laughter
Pass the rolls, and don’t forget to pass a few puns with them!
13. Stuffing My Face
You know what they say: I’m stuffing my face with food and terrible jokes.
14. Corny Humor
Why is corn so great? It always comes with corny humor.
15. Gobble and Gag
Sometimes, I wonder if puns are the real reason I’m getting stuffed—either from turkey or bad jokes!
16. Pie-ful Punishment
There’s nothing better than a pie-ful punishment of bad jokes.
17. The Turkey Trot
I’ve been trotting around telling turkey puns all day, and nobody’s feathering happy about it.
18. Gravy Overload
I think I’ve overdosed on gravy and bad puns—talk about saucy humor!
19. Get Your Feet Wet
I like to dip my toes into the holiday season with a few wet jokes.
20. Cranberry Sauce Jam
That cranberry sauce was so good, I got jammed up with some more terrible puns.
21. Flipping the Bird
You know, turkey is flipping good, and so are these jokes.
22. A Breast of Turkey
Don’t forget the breast of turkey, or you’ll be left with some poor winged humor.
23. Let’s Make a Mash
Let’s mash these Thanksgiving jokes together for a really mashive laugh.
24. Rooting for You
You’re the root of my Thanksgiving punspiration!
25. Pies and Punishment
Thanksgiving without pies is just a punishment—and not the good kind.
26. Turkey Trouble
Having turkey troubles? Maybe you need to feather out these puns for a solution.
27. Sweet Potatoes, Sweet Laughs
Sweet potatoes are sweet, but these puns are even sweeter!
28. Feather in My Cap
Look at me, I’ve got a feather in my cap, and I’m not afraid to use it!
29. Roasting with the Best
There’s nothing better than roasting a turkey… and roasting some puns.
30. Spilling the Beans
You won’t believe what I found out. Spilling the beans… and they were corny too!
31. A Feast for Your Ears
A Thanksgiving feast is nothing without a feast of ears full of these terrible puns.
32. Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice
I’m not just pumpkin-spiced; I’m also pun-spiced for this season!
33. Dinner’s Served
Let’s serve up some jokes alongside the turkey… but I won’t dish too much.
34. Turkey Talk
Let’s just talk turkey—well, feather-filled jokes, that is.
35. Counting My Blessings
I’m counting my blessings, but also counting how many corny puns I can tell before someone leaves.
36. A Slice of Humor
All this talk of pie just makes me want a big slice of humor.
37. Pie’s the Limit
The pie’s the limit when it comes to bad jokes, and I’m here to tell them all.
38. Sweet as Pie
That pie looks sweet, but these puns are even sweeter!
39. Roast of the Town
I’ll be the roast of the town with these Thanksgiving puns, whether you like it or not.
40. Gravy Train’s Back
Hop on the gravy train—this ride is filled with saucy jokes.
41. The Buttering Up Process
I’ll be here all day buttering you up with bad jokes.
42. Feast or Famine
It’s feast or famine with puns—either you’re laughing or you’re cringing!
43. Plucking the Right One
I’ve got a feather in my cap, and I’m ready to pluck the right pun at the right time.
44. A Bountiful Harvest
This Thanksgiving, my harvest of bad puns is truly bountiful.
45. All About the Squash
It’s all about the squash! Or maybe it’s just all about the squashing of puns.
46. Starch Your Engines
Starch your engines! We’ve got mashed potatoes and bad puns coming your way!
47. Don’t Go Bacon My Heart
I won’t go bacon your heart with these puns, I promise… or maybe I will.
48. A Corny Goodbye
It’s time to say goodbye, but not before I leave you with a corny one last pun!
Conclusion
While these Thanksgiving puns may be groan-worthy and silly, they’re also a reminder of the lightheartedness of the season. Thanksgiving is about joy, laughter, and spending time with loved ones—and what better way to do that than with a bunch of terrible jokes that are sure to leave everyone laughing (or at least shaking their heads in disbelief)? Whether you enjoy them or not, these puns will certainly be a staple in many Thanksgiving celebrations. So, the next time someone asks for a joke, don’t hold back—hit them with one of these bad puns and watch the reactions unfold.
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