Friday the 13th has always carried a sense of mystery and superstition, but it also provides an excellent opportunity to lighten the mood with a collection of dad jokes. These quirky, often cheesy jokes are perfect for breaking the tension of a day that’s considered unlucky by some. Whether you’re superstitious or not, dad jokes offer a humorous perspective, turning a potentially ominous day into a reason to laugh. Here’s a collection of 47 Friday the 13th-themed dad jokes that will surely bring a smile to your face.
47 Friday the 13th Dad Jokes to Lighten Your Day
1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other on Friday the 13th?
Because they don’t have the guts.
2. What do you call a monster made of Friday the 13th superstitions?
A bad omen.
3. Why did the black cat sit on the calendar?
Because it wanted to make sure Friday the 13th was a special day.
4. Why don’t witches use their brooms on Friday the 13th?
Because they’re afraid of bad broom luck.
5. What’s the best way to prepare for a Friday the 13th dinner?
By not ordering a “lucky” number.
6. Why do ghosts avoid attending Friday the 13th parties?
Because they don’t want to get “boo”-ed out of the room.
7. Why did the vampire refuse to attend a Friday the 13th party?
He didn’t want to be caught in a bad light.
8. What did the mummy say on Friday the 13th?
“I’m all wrapped up in this day!”
9. Why are black cats so popular on Friday the 13th?
Because they’re always “purrfectly” timed for mischief.
10. Why did the spider call in sick on Friday the 13th?
It didn’t want to get tangled up in bad luck.
11. What do you call a haunted pencil on Friday the 13th?
A spooky marker.
12. Why did the werewolf go on vacation on Friday the 13th?
He wanted to howl under a full moon, not a bad omen.
13. How do you know it’s Friday the 13th in a haunted house?
The ghost has a calendar marked with a big “Oops!”
14. What’s a zombie’s favorite snack on Friday the 13th?
Brains, because they’re never unlucky.
15. What do you call an unlucky magician on Friday the 13th?
A conjured mess.
16. Why don’t werewolves drive on Friday the 13th?
Because they’ve been warned about the “claws” of bad luck.
17. Why did the witch break her broom on Friday the 13th?
She was trying to sweep away all the bad vibes.
18. What did the Jack-o’-lantern say on Friday the 13th?
“Stop carving me, it’s too much pressure!”
19. What did the ghost eat for lunch on Friday the 13th?
A haunting sandwich, with extra “boo” mustard.
20. Why didn’t the monster wear shoes on Friday the 13th?
Because it’s unlucky to walk on fresh toes.
21. What’s a werewolf’s least favorite part of Friday the 13th?
When the full moon rises and the workday isn’t over yet.
22. Why are mirrors scary on Friday the 13th?
Because you might see your bad luck staring right back at you.
23. Why did the zombie bring a ladder on Friday the 13th?
To climb out of the graveyard of misfortune.
24. What did the haunted tree say on Friday the 13th?
“I’m stuck in a knot of bad luck.”
25. Why do Friday the 13th superstitions never last long?
Because they’re always looking for the next unlucky day.
26. What did the ghost say to the unlucky guy on Friday the 13th?
“Don’t worry, you’ll just be haunted by your own mistakes.”
27. Why was the Friday the 13th movie so worried about its future?
It was afraid it would become a bad sequel.
28. What’s the best way to ward off bad luck on Friday the 13th?
Laugh at it, because a good sense of humor can scare off any bad omen.
29. Why do Friday the 13th superstitions work well with cats?
Because they’re already experts in causing chaos on any day.
30. What’s a witch’s favorite color on Friday the 13th?
A shade of “bad luck purple.”
31. Why did the black cat get a promotion on Friday the 13th?
Because it was just so “paw-some” at making the day unlucky.
32. What did the mummy say about his unlucky day?
“It’s all wrapped up in bad luck!”
33. Why did the bat refuse to fly out on Friday the 13th?
Because it was too “batty” to be out in the open.
34. What did the werewolf say when he heard it was Friday the 13th?
“Not this again! I’ll howl my way through it.”
35. Why was the haunted house so full of energy on Friday the 13th?
Because everyone was “charged up” with spooky vibes.
36. Why don’t skeletons like Friday the 13th?
Because their bones are too brittle for bad luck.
37. What do you call a Friday the 13th superstition that backfires?
A lucky charm!
38. Why do ghosts like Friday the 13th?
Because they love scaring people on unlucky days.
39. What did the black cat say when it found a four-leaf clover on Friday the 13th?
“I guess today isn’t so unlucky after all!”
40. Why do witches prefer Friday the 13th?
Because they can brew their most wicked potions without anyone questioning them.
41. What’s the worst way to celebrate Friday the 13th?
By inviting a werewolf to a vegetarian dinner.
42. Why did the skeleton refuse to eat dinner on Friday the 13th?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
43. What’s the most unlucky thing a vampire can do on Friday the 13th?
Try to avoid garlic bread.
44. Why did the zombie refuse to go to the bar on Friday the 13th?
It didn’t want to get caught “dead” drunk.
45. Why did the pumpkin go to therapy on Friday the 13th?
It had too many “gourd” issues.
46. Why did the ghost go to the gym on Friday the 13th?
To work on its haunting physique.
47. What did the full moon say to the superstitious person on Friday the 13th?
“Don’t worry, it’s just another phase.”
Conclusion
In conclusion, Friday the 13th doesn’t have to be a day of fear and anxiety. It’s a perfect day to enjoy a little humor, especially with a collection of dad jokes that are as cheesy as they are clever. Whether you’re battling the bad luck or simply enjoying a lighthearted break from the superstitions, these jokes will make the day a bit more fun. Share them with friends and family to spread some laughter, and remember, the best way to face any superstition is with a smile!
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