Dad jokes have been a staple of family gatherings and social interactions for decades. Though often groan-worthy, their charm lies in their simplicity and wholesome humor. In 2025, dad jokes are still alive and thriving, with a twist that keeps them fresh and relevant to modern times. These puns and one-liners may have the ability to make you cringe, but they also have an undeniable way of lightening the mood. In this article, we explore 46 of the funniest (and most cringy) dad jokes that are sure to make anyone roll their eyes while secretly enjoying the humor. So get ready for a good laugh (or eye-roll), as we dive into some classic dad jokes with a 2025 flair.
46 Groaner Dad Jokes That Will Make You Cringe in 2025
1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
2. How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
3. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
5. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
6. How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
7. What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Live stream.
8. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
9. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go.
10. What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-tain.
11. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
12. What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
Nothing but let out a little wine.
13. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
14. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room?
The living room.
15. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
16. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up.
17. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.
18. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
19. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
20. Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
21. What did one plate say to the other plate?
Lunch is on me.
22. Why don’t skeletons ever use cell phones?
They don’t have the body to hold one.
23. What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
Dam.
24. What did the lettuce say to the celery?
Quit stalking me.
25. What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
26. How did the barber win the race?
He knew all the shortcuts.
27. Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
28. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
29. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
30. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.
31. Why did the computer break up with the internet?
There was no connection.
32. Why do fish never do well in school?
Because they’re always swimming below “sea” level.
33. How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
34. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
35. Why can’t you trust stairs?
They’re always up to something.
36. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
37. Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open.
38. What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner.
39. Why did the student eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
40. What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
41. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
42. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
43. Why did the orange stop?
It ran out of juice.
44. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.
45. Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.
46. What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
Conclusion
Dad jokes have certainly come a long way, evolving over time while staying true to their roots. In 2025, they continue to bring smiles, groans, and laughter to many. These classic puns and simple one-liners remind us that humor doesn’t have to be complicated to be effective. It’s all about light-hearted moments, shared laughter, and that particular charm that only dad jokes can provide. So the next time someone tells you a groaner of a dad joke, don’t forget to give them a smile (even if it’s a reluctant one) because in 2025, they’re here to stay.
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