Weddings are a time for celebration, laughter, and making lasting memories with family and friends. As much as the bride and groom are the center of attention, the father of the bride often steals the spotlight with his humor, especially when it comes to delivering wedding jokes. And while some dads have a knack for witty, heartfelt humor, others prefer the classic “dad jokes” that are so bad they’re actually good.
Whether you’re planning to make a toast, contribute to the wedding speech, or just want to share a lighthearted moment, bad dad wedding jokes are an easy way to get a laugh (or an eye roll). These jokes are cheesy, cringe-worthy, and intentionally corny—but that’s what makes them so memorable. From puns to awkward one-liners, here’s a collection of 46 bad dad wedding jokes that are guaranteed to get some giggles and groans at the big event.
46 Hilarious Bad Dad Wedding Jokes to Lighten the Day
1. Why do weddings have such a strong sense of commitment?
Because once you’re in it, there’s no way out… unless you forget the wedding date!
2. What’s the key to a successful marriage?
A sense of humor. The ability to laugh at each other’s mistakes is the secret sauce.
3. Why don’t skeletons ever get married?
Because they don’t have the guts for it.
4. Why is a wedding like a software upgrade?
Because you don’t know what you’re getting into, and you hope it won’t crash in a year.
5. How do you make a wedding more exciting?
Take the groom’s phone away for 10 minutes during the ceremony.
6. Why did the bride wear running shoes?
She knew the wedding was going to be a marathon, not a sprint.
7. What’s the best way to keep a marriage strong?
Never forget the important things… like your spouse’s birthday, and where the remote is.
8. What did one wedding ring say to the other?
“We’re stuck together forever, pal.”
9. Why was the broom at the wedding?
Because it was ready to sweep the bride off her feet!
10. What do you call a man who’s ready for marriage?
A groom who’s about to make a lifetime commitment… and then regret not ordering the steak.
11. Why don’t wedding photographers ever get invited to parties?
Because they always seem to capture the awkward moments.
12. Why did the couple bring a ladder to their wedding?
Because they wanted to reach new heights of love!
13. What do you call a wedding where the groom and bride both wear tuxedos?
A formal commitment.
14. Why don’t you ever marry a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.
15. Why is marriage like a deck of cards?
In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you want a club and a spade.
16. What do you call a groom who can’t find his tie on the wedding day?
A knot-ready man.
17. Why do brides love flowers at their weddings?
Because it’s the only time they’re allowed to be “picked” without anyone judging.
18. Why don’t married couples play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding when you’ve already seen each other in every possible way.
19. What’s the difference between a wedding and a birthday?
At a wedding, you get one party and a lifetime of presents. At a birthday, you just get cake.
20. What did the father say at the wedding?
“Welcome to my worst nightmare. No refunds!”
21. What’s the best part of a wedding?
The open bar, of course.
22. Why did the bride bring a pencil to the wedding?
Because she was ready to make some vows.
23. Why was the wedding cake so sad?
Because it knew it was going to get cut.
24. What’s the most important part of a wedding toast?
The part where you don’t accidentally insult anyone—unless it’s part of the joke, of course.
25. What do you call someone who’s not ready to get married?
A groom-to-be with cold feet… and possibly cold hands, too.
26. Why do weddings always have so many speeches?
Because it takes a lot of words to cover up the awkwardness!
27. Why was the groom nervous during the ceremony?
Because he didn’t know whether he was making the right decision, or if he was just getting “cold feet.”
28. What do you call a wedding where everyone’s wearing the same outfit?
A matching disaster!
29. Why is marriage like a buffet?
You always end up taking too much, and you regret some of your choices later.
30. Why did the bride insist on having a veil?
To make sure no one saw her face when she said “I do.”
31. What’s the best way to stay calm on your wedding day?
Just remember: the whole day is all about you… and the bride, of course.
32. What’s the groom’s biggest fear on the wedding day?
Not being able to find his shoes in time for the ceremony.
33. Why do weddings always end with dancing?
Because it’s the one time it’s socially acceptable to dance badly and still get applause.
34. What did the bride say to her maid of honor?
“Don’t worry, I’ll hold it together… but can you hold my drink?”
35. Why are weddings so exhausting?
Because they’re a 24-hour commitment that starts with “I do” and ends with “Why did I do that?”
36. Why is the best man always nervous?
Because he knows he has to give a speech that’s funny, heartfelt, and hopefully won’t include too many embarrassing stories.
37. Why was the wedding so expensive?
Because everyone wanted to “tie the knot” with a little extra bling.
38. What’s the first rule of wedding planning?
Always keep a backup plan, and if you’re the groom, always keep a backup tie.
39. Why do couples always have so many wedding photos?
Because a picture is worth a thousand words—most of which are “I can’t believe I’m doing this.”
40. What’s the hardest part of being a wedding guest?
Trying to figure out which of the 14 different types of wine is the one you ordered.
41. Why was the wedding speech so short?
Because the groom forgot his notes… and the bride’s father was too busy thinking about cake.
42. Why did the groom bring his dog to the wedding?
Because he wanted a “ruff” start to the marriage.
43. What’s the best advice for newlyweds?
Keep your friends close, but your Wi-Fi closer.
44. Why don’t brides ever wear hats at weddings?
Because they don’t want to steal the bride’s thunder… or the groom’s hair gel.
45. Why do weddings have so much food?
Because no one wants to go home hungry… except the groom after the honeymoon.
46. What do you call a groom who forgets the wedding vows?
A forgetful spouse in the making.
Conclusion
Whether you’re the one delivering the speech or just sitting back and enjoying the festivities, these bad dad wedding jokes are sure to add some much-needed levity to the occasion. They may be corny, cringe-worthy, or downright silly, but that’s what makes them so perfect for weddings. After all, a wedding isn’t just about the vows and the rings—it’s also about celebrating love, laughter, and all the moments that make the day unforgettable. So, don’t be afraid to drop a joke or two during the big day, and remember: the cheesier, the better!
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