Halloween in 2025 is the perfect time to bring out the corny, fun – filled dad jokes that are sure to make everyone groan and laugh simultaneously. Whether you’re at a spooky party, carving pumpkins with the family, or just looking to add some humor to the holiday, these jokes are a great addition to your Halloween toolkit.
45 Halloween Dad Jokes in 2025 to Make You Happy
1. Why are ghosts so bad at lying? Because you can see right through them! It’s like they have no secrets when it comes to their transparency.
2. What did the ghost say to the other ghost on Halloween night? “Do you believe in humans?” It’s a classic case of role – reversal spooky humor.
3. How do ghosts send messages? Through the ghost office, of course! It’s their own version of the postal service, but with a spookier twist.
4. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I – scream! Just like we love our ice cream, ghosts have their own chillingly delicious treat.
5. Why don’t ghosts like parties? They have no body to dance with! Without a physical form, hitting the dance floor is a bit of a challenge.
6. Why did the witch take her broom to the doctor? It was feeling a bit “swept” under the weather! All that flying around can take a toll on a broom.
7. What do you call a witch who’s great at math? A “hex – agonal” wizard! Combining magic and geometry for a unique play on words.
8. Why was the witch so bad at baseball? She could never get past the “wick – et”! A pun on the baseball term and the witch’s wick.
9. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling, of course! After all, they’re always casting spells with the right words.
10. How does a witch keep her hair in place? With scare – spray! It’s a hairspray that doubles as a deterrent for any would – be attackers.
11. Why are vampires bad at telling secrets? Because they’re always “sucking” at keeping them! Their penchant for bloodsucking translates into a lack of secrecy.
12. What do you call a vampire who’s a good singer? A “blood – crooner”! Combining the vampire’s blood – related nature with their musical talent.
13. Why did the vampire go to art school? To learn how to draw blood better! In the vampire world, art takes on a whole new, more macabre meaning.
14. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? Neck – tarines! A play on the word “nectarines” that ties in with the vampire’s feeding habits.
15. How does a vampire start a race? On your marks, get set, “bite”! Adding a vampire – themed twist to the classic race – start command.
16. What did the skeleton say before eating? “Bone – appétit”! It’s a punny take on the French “bon appétit” for our bony friends.
17. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! Without internal organs, they lack the courage (or the physical part associated with courage) to brawl.
18. What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trom – bone! A pun on the musical instrument that plays on the skeleton’s bony structure.
19. Why was the skeleton so good at math? Because it had a lot of “bone – a – fide” brains! Playing on the phrase “bona fide” while highlighting the skeleton’s lack of soft – tissue brain matter.
20. How do skeletons stay calm? They take “bone – de – relax” breaks! A made – up term that combines “bone” with “take it easy”.
21. What do you call a mummy who’s a detective? A “wrap – sleuth”! Combining the mummy’s wrapped – up appearance with the term for a detective.
22. Why did the mummy go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit “un – wrapped”! A play on the feeling of being out of sorts and the mummy’s bandaged state.
23. What’s a mummy’s favorite type of music? Wrap music, of course! A pun on “rap music” that suits the mummy’s wrapped – up look.
24. Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid to unwind! The idea of loosening their bandages or relaxing from their tightly – wrapped state is too scary.
25. How does a mummy keep its skin looking good? With “mummy – tizer” cream! A play on “moisturizer” for the mummy.
26. Why did the scarecrow win an award on Halloween? Because he was outstanding in his field… of spooks! A combination of the scarecrow’s job and the Halloween atmosphere.
27. What do you call a pumpkin that can play the piano? A “pump – key – in”! Merging the word “pumpkin” with “pianist” in a punny way.
28. Why was the Halloween party so loud? Because everyone was a – goblin! Playing on the word “gobbling” as if the guests were gobbling up the fun.
29. How do you fix a broken jack – o – lantern? With a pumpkin patch! Using the double – meaning of “patch” as a repair and the place where pumpkins are grown.
30. What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a clock? A “fur – tick – tock”! Combining the werewolf’s fur with the sound of a clock.
31. Why did the zombie go to the doctor? It had a “dead” -icated cough! Playing on the word “dedicated” while referring to the zombie’s undead state.
32. What’s a ghost’s favorite tree? A ceme – tree! A play on “cemetery” and “tree”, creating a spooky – sounding tree name.
33. How does a vampire keep his teeth clean? With “blood – mint” toothpaste! A toothpaste that’s perfect for a vampire’s taste.
34. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when it’s cold? Because their “broom – icles” freeze! A combination of “broom” and “icles” like “icicles”.
35. What do you call a monster who’s a good singer? A “rock – and – howl” star! Merging “rock – and – roll” with the monster’s howl.
36. Why did the skeleton cross the road on Halloween? To get to the body shop… for a tune – up! A play on the auto body shop and the skeleton’s need for some “maintenance”.
37. What’s a ghost’s favorite type of movie? A “boo – mantic” comedy! A pun on “romantic” that fits the ghostly theme.
38. How does a werewolf style his hair? With “wolf – gel”! A hair gel made just for werewolves.
39. Why was the Halloween candy so expensive? It was “spook – ally” priced! Playing on the word “specially” with a Halloween twist.
40. What do you call a vampire who’s always on time? A “punctual – blood – er”! Combining “punctual” with the vampire’s blood – drinking nature.
41. How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickle its funny bone! A classic joke that takes on new meaning with a skeleton.
42. Why did the witch put her broom in the corner? She was “sweeping” it under the rug! A play on the phrase “sweeping something under the rug” and the broom’s function.
43. What’s a mummy’s favorite game? Wrap – it – up! A game that’s perfect for a mummy, based on the concept of wrapping.
44. Why don’t ghosts like rain on Halloween? It dampens their spirits! A pun on the literal meaning of “dampens” and the ghost’s emotional state.
45. How does a goblin make a smoothie? By putting in some “goblin – berries”! A made – up ingredient for a spooky smoothie.
Conclusion
These 45 Halloween dad jokes in 2025 are designed to bring a smile, a groan, or both to your face. They capture the essence of the spooky season with their puns, twists, and plays on words. Whether you share them around the Halloween dinner table, at a haunted house, or just in passing, these jokes are a great way to spread some light – heartedness during this fun holiday. So, embrace the corniness, let out a laugh, and have a spooktacular Halloween filled with these unique dad jokes. Remember, a good laugh is the best treat you can give or receive on Halloween!
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