When it comes to humor that blends the bizarre with the charming, few personalities have nailed the formula quite like Celina Spooky Boo. Known for her offbeat, adorably absurd, and wildly creative humor—especially in her sleepwalking skits and lovable dad jokes—Celina brings joy with every cackle-worthy quip. Inspired by her unmistakable style, we’ve summoned a collection of 46 original dad jokes that mix the creepy with the kooky, perfect for sharing with your ghostly gang or simply enjoying under the full moon with a chuckle and a cozy blanket.
These jokes follow Celina’s signature vibe: part spooky, part silly, and 100% spirit-lifting. Think haunted puns, pun-laden monsters, and groan-worthy punchlines that would make even Dracula snort his morning blood latte. Whether you’re a fan of wordplay, puns, or just need a lift after a long night of watching paranormal TikToks, this list is for you. So light a candle, grab your favorite snack (ghost-shaped cookies, anyone?), and prepare to laugh like a banshee. Let the boo-gie begin!
46 Spooky-Hilarious Celina-Style Dad Jokes to Haunt Your Funny Bone
1. Why did the skeleton get kicked out of the comedy club?
Because he didn’t have the guts to follow through with his punchline.
2. What did the ghost say to the haunted mirror?
“I see right through you… and also myself. Therapy’s going well.”
3. Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
He couldn’t stake the blood pressure anymore.
4. How do witches keep their hair in place?
With scare-spray and a little hocus gel-pocus.
5. What happened when the zombie went on a blind date?
He was head over heels… then lost his actual head.
6. Why don’t mummies take time off?
They’re too wrapped up in their work schedule.
7. What’s a ghost’s favorite exercise?
Deadlifts. Keeps the afterlife booty tight.
8. Why did the bat break up with the belfry?
It needed space—it was too clingy.
9. How did the werewolf become an influencer?
By howling his truth and posting #FurReal content.
10. What did Frankenstein’s monster say on karaoke night?
“I’ve got the parts for this.”
11. Why did the black cat start a podcast?
To share her purr-spective on witch culture.
12. What’s a haunted house’s least favorite kind of music?
Pop—too many sudden breaks.
13. Why don’t vampires use online dating?
They hate long-term commit-mints.
14. How does a ghost flirt?
With a little boo-dacious charm.
15. What did the coffin salesman say during his pitch?
“You’re dying to try this model.”
16. Why did the ghoul open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make people scream for scones.
17. What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
The trom-bone, naturally—he’s got one built in.
18. Why did the demon fail art class?
His work lacked soul and his palette was possessed.
19. How do you cheer up a sad jack-o’-lantern?
Pumpkin spice and a little candied kindness.
20. What did the witch say at her fashion show?
“Hex yes, I slay.”
21. Why did the graveyard file a noise complaint?
Too many restless spirits dancing after midnight.
22. What’s a poltergeist’s favorite dance move?
The shove-and-slide.
23. Why didn’t the vampire get promoted?
He sucked at team-building.
24. What does a banshee sing at karaoke?
“Wailin’ in the Deep.”
25. Why do ghouls love tea parties?
Because nothing beats a good paranormal par-tea.
26. What did the possessed toaster say?
“Burn, baby, burn—bread inferno!”
27. Why did the ghost join a gym?
To work on his boo-ty gains.
28. Why did the pumpkin enroll in acting class?
It wanted to squash typecasting.
29. What did the crypt keeper bring to the office potluck?
Cold cuts. Very cold.
30. Why did the haunted doll go to therapy?
She had attachment issues… and a stabbing problem.
31. What do werewolves order at brunch?
Bloody Marys and howlandaise sauce.
32. Why did the phantom ghostwrite novels?
Because he loved a good spirit narrative.
33. What did the skeleton write in his dating bio?
“Bone to love. Spine-tickling humor included.”
34. What’s the vampire’s least favorite vitamin?
Vitamin D. Makes him sun-comfortable.
35. Why do zombies make great motivational speakers?
They’re always dying to inspire.
36. What does the haunted refrigerator say?
“Close the door—I’m chilling with ghosts in here.”
37. Why did the mummy become an accountant?
He had tombstone-level accuracy.
38. How do witches stay so young?
Daily hexercise and frog-based skincare.
39. What did the demon say on vacation?
“This place is hella nice.”
40. Why did the vampire start a smoothie bar?
He blended in bloody well with the locals.
41. What’s a skeleton’s favorite pickup line?
“Is your name calcium? Because you make me feel whole.”
42. Why did the haunted computer crash?
Too many spooky cookies.
43. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Boo-berry pie with scream on top.
44. Why do witches love online shopping?
Because they always find spellbinding deals.
45. What did the haunted lamp say?
“I light up the room… and also possess it.”
46. Why did the grave digger become a stand-up comic?
Because he always kills—six feet under.
Conclusion
We hope this parade of paranormal puns left you howling, cackling, and maybe even clutching your ribs like a startled skeleton. Celina Spooky Boo’s unique brand of eerie yet endearing humor proves that spooky doesn’t have to mean scary—it can mean side-splitting, too. Whether you’re sharing these around a campfire, on your next haunted hayride, or just whispering them to your cat who may or may not be plotting your demise, remember: a well-timed dad joke is immortal.
And hey, if you ever find yourself in a haunted house with a room full of restless spirits… just tell a joke. You’ll either exorcise them or make ghostly fans for life.
Stay spooky, stay silly, and keep the dad jokes undead.
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