Easter is a time of joy, color, and of course, a little silliness. For preschoolers, it’s more than just hunting for eggs or munching on chocolate bunnies—it’s about laughter, fun, and sweet memories. What better way to make those little eyes light up than with a basketful of bunny-approved, egg-cellent Easter jokes? These playful puns and cheerful chuckles are specially designed for little minds—simple, clean, and packed with enough giggles to last all weekend. Whether you’re a parent, teacher, or Easter Bunny in disguise, these 47 jokes are perfect for circle time, Easter parties, or bedtime laughs.
So hop right in—because these jokes are sweeter than marshmallow chicks and twice as fluffy!
47 Easter Jokes for Preschoolers That Crack Them Up
1. Why Did the Easter Bunny Cross the Playground?
To get to the other slide!
2. What Do You Call a Rabbit Who Tells Jokes?
A funny bunny!
3. What Kind of Music Do Bunnies Like?
Hip-hop, of course!
4. Why Don’t Easter Eggs Tell Jokes?
They might crack up!
5. What Do You Get If You Pour Hot Water Down a Rabbit Hole?
A hot cross bunny!
6. How Does the Easter Bunny Stay Fit?
Egg-xercise and hare-obics!
7. Why Did the Egg Hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
8. What Do You Call an Easter Egg from Outer Space?
An Egg-straterrestrial!
9. How Do You Know the Easter Bunny Is Smart?
He’s an egg-head!
10. What’s the Easter Bunny’s Favorite Sport?
Basket-ball!
11. Where Does the Easter Bunny Eat Breakfast?
At the Egg-spress Café!
12. What Do Bunnies Like to Do After School?
Read hare-raising stories!
13. Why Was the Easter Bunny So Sad?
He was having a bad hare day!
14. What Kind of Bunny Can’t Hop?
A chocolate bunny!
15. How Did the Bunny Get Across the River?
By hopping on lily pads!
16. What Do You Call a Bunny With Fleas?
Bugs Bunny!
17. What’s a Bunny’s Favorite Type of Story?
One with a hoppy ending!
18. What Game Does the Easter Bunny Love to Play?
Hop-scotch!
19. Why Was the Egg So Proud?
Because it just got laid!
20. What’s a Rabbit’s Favorite Dance?
The bunny hop!
21. Why Don’t Rabbits Get Hot in the Summer?
Because they have hare-conditioning!
22. How Do Bunnies Travel?
By hare-plane!
23. What Did One Egg Say to the Other?
You crack me up!
24. Where Does the Easter Bunny Like to Go on Vacation?
Egg-sico!
25. Why Did the Carrot Get an Award?
Because it was outstanding in its field!
26. What Did the Easter Bunny Say to the Carrot?
It’s been nice gnawing you!
27. What Kind of Bean Can’t Grow in a Garden?
A jellybean!
28. Why Did the Chicken Join the Band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
29. What Do You Call a Line of Bunnies Hopping Backward?
A receding hare-line!
30. What’s the Easter Bunny’s Favorite Type of Book?
One with egg-citing adventures!
31. Why Are Rabbits So Lucky?
Because they have four rabbit’s feet!
32. What Do You Get If You Cross an Easter Egg with a Monster?
A scary yolk!
33. Why Did the Bunny Go to School?
To learn how to read egg-spressions!
34. What Do You Call a Bunny Who Tells Tall Tales?
A hare-raiser!
35. What’s a Rabbit’s Favorite Snack?
Carrot cake!
36. Why Did the Easter Bunny Sit on a Clock?
He wanted to be on time!
37. What Happens When You Tell an Egg a Joke?
It cracks up!
38. What’s the Easter Bunny’s Favorite Kind of Cookie?
One that’s egg-stra sweet!
39. What Do You Call a Bunny with a Cold?
A runny bunny!
40. What Did the Bunny Say to the Duck?
You quack me up!
41. What Kind of Bunny Can Jump Higher Than a House?
All bunnies—houses can’t jump!
42. What’s a Bunny’s Favorite Movie?
The Fast and the Fluffy!
43. Why Did the Easter Bunny Get in Trouble?
He egg-nored his chores!
44. What’s a Bunny’s Favorite Type of Math?
Rabbit-matics!
45. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique up on it!
46. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame way—unique up on it!
47. Why Did the Bunny Bring a Pencil to the Party?
To draw attention!
Conclusion
Easter brings more than just sweets and colorful eggs—it brings joy, laughter, and precious moments with little ones. These 47 preschool-friendly Easter jokes are perfect for brightening up any spring day, bringing smiles to every bunny’s face. Whether you’re sharing them at story time or hiding them inside plastic eggs for a giggle-filled hunt, one thing’s for sure: these jokes are an egg-cellent way to celebrate.
So go ahead—crack a smile, hop around, and share the giggles. Happy Easter, and may your jokes be as sunny as spring itself!
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