Easter is more than just chocolate eggs and fluffy bunnies—it’s a time to bring families together, share joy, and maybe even start a few new traditions. For grandparents, one of the greatest joys during this season is seeing the twinkle in their grandkids’ eyes as they giggle at a perfectly timed, age-appropriate joke. Whether you’re sharing these around the dinner table, hiding them inside Easter eggs, or reciting them during an egg hunt, these 47 unique Easter jokes for grandchildren will have the little ones hopping with laughter.
We’ve crafted this collection with love and laughter, ensuring each joke is fresh, funny, and fit for tiny ears. No repeats. No groan-worthy duplicates. Just wholesome, original fun to make your Easter celebration even more egg-cellent.
Let the Easter chuckles begin!
47 Easter Jokes for Grandchildren to Crack Up
1. Why Did the Easter Bunny Bring a Map?
Because he didn’t want to hare off in the wrong direction!
2. What Do You Call an Easter Egg from Outer Space?
An egg-straterrestrial!
3. How Does the Easter Bunny Stay in Shape?
He egg-cercises every day!
4. What’s the Easter Bunny’s Favorite Kind of Music?
Hip-hop, of course!
5. Why Don’t You Tell Secrets Around Easter Eggs?
Because they might crack up!
6. What Did the Carrot Say to the Easter Bunny?
You’re some-bunny special!
7. Why Was the Easter Egg So Good at School?
Because it was egg-stremely bright!
8. What Do You Call a Bunny Who Tells Jokes?
A funny bunny!
9. Why Was the Bunny So Sad?
He was having a bad hare day.
10. What Happens If You Cross a Rabbit With a Spider?
You get a hare-net!
11. Why Did the Chicken Refuse to Join the Easter Parade?
Because she was too chicken to egg-cel!
12. What’s a Bunny’s Favorite Type of Story?
One with a hoppy ending!
13. How Do You Catch a Sneaky Easter Bunny?
With an egg-trap!
14. What Did the Bunny Say to the Carrot on Valentine’s Day?
I carrot live without you—even on Easter!
15. Why Do Bunnies Love School?
Because they get to hop to class!
16. What’s the Easter Bunny’s Favorite Sport?
Basket-ball!
17. Why Did the Egg Sit Alone at Lunch?
Because it didn’t want to be shell-fish!
18. What Did One Easter Egg Say to the Other?
You crack me up!
19. Why Did the Bunny Wear a Raincoat?
Because he heard it was going to be a hare-y day!
20. What Did the Easter Bunny Say When He Was Late?
I’m eggs-tremely sorry!
21. How Do Bunnies Say Goodbye?
Hare-well!
22. What Do You Call a Rabbit Who Works in a Bakery?
A dough bunny!
23. Why Did the Egg Get Promoted?
Because it always egg-ceeded expectations!
24. What Do You Get When You Cross a Rabbit and a Kangaroo?
A hop star!
25. Why Was the Bunny a Great Musician?
Because he always hit the right notes in his hop-era!
26. What Do You Call a Bunny Who Loves the Library?
A book-hop!
27. What Kind of Beans Do Easter Bunnies Eat?
Jelly beans, of course!
28. Why Did the Bunny Bring a Pencil to the Egg Hunt?
In case he needed to draw conclusions!
29. What Do You Call a Rabbit Who’s a Magician?
Hocus-hoppus!
30. What Did the Easter Bunny Say to the Dentist?
No more jelly beans, I promise—egg-xactly!
31. How Do You Know Carrots Are Good for Your Eyes?
Have you ever seen a bunny with glasses?
32. What’s the Bunny’s Favorite Disney Movie?
Hopunzel!
33. Why Did the Easter Bunny Get a Job in Tech?
Because he was a real byte bunny!
34. What Did the Bunny Do When He Got a Cold?
He used a hare-dryer!
35. Why Don’t Bunnies Ever Tell Lies?
Because you can’t pull the wool over their long ears!
36. What’s a Bunny’s Favorite Snack at the Movies?
Hoppy-corn!
37. Why Was the Egg Afraid to Play Hide and Seek?
Because it might crack under pressure!
38. What Kind of Math Do Easter Eggs Like?
Eggs-ponents!
39. Why Did the Easter Bunny Go to Art School?
He wanted to learn how to draw hare-lines!
40. What’s the Bunny’s Favorite Video Game?
Hop-scotch Hero!
41. Why Do Rabbits Make Good Detectives?
They always hare their suspicions!
42. What Did the Easter Egg Say About the Bunny?
He’s eggs-ceptionally nice!
43. Why Don’t Easter Bunnies Make Good Singers?
Because they’re always off key!
44. What Do Bunnies Use to Fix Their Hair?
Hare spray!
45. Why Did the Bunny Go to Space?
To visit the Milky Hare!
46. What’s the Bunny’s Favorite Dessert?
Hare-amel pudding!
47. Why Did the Egg Refuse to Fight?
Because it didn’t want to crack under pressure!
Conclusion
From hare-larious puns to egg-stra special wordplay, these 47 Easter jokes are the perfect way to share some springtime joy with your grandchildren. Each chuckle, giggle, and belly laugh helps create memories that last far beyond the season. Whether you’re spending Easter together in person or sharing smiles from afar, a good joke is one of the simplest and most heartfelt ways to connect across generations. So go ahead—print this list, tuck a few jokes into eggs, or recite them during your Easter gathering. Laughter, after all, is the best Easter treat of all.
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