Easter is a time of deep spiritual reflection, joyous celebration, and, for many, a perfect opportunity to share a little holy humor. For pastors, blending faith and fun through gentle, lighthearted jokes can create a warm atmosphere during sermons, fellowship events, and family gatherings. These jokes can bring smiles without straying from the sacred message of the Resurrection. With that in mind, we’ve compiled a collection of 48 clean, original, and delightfully divine Easter jokes tailored specifically for pastors. Whether you’re sharing a laugh with the congregation, opening a youth sermon, or warming up a Sunday school group, these jokes are ready to rise—pun intended. Let the laughter begin!
48 Easter Jokes for Pastors to Lighten the Pulpit
1. The Risen Bun
Why did the hot cross bun audition for the Easter sermon? It wanted to prove it could rise again.
2. Pews and Peeps
What do you get when you mix church seating with marshmallows? A row of sweet Peeps in the front pew.
3. Disciple Discount
Why did the pastor refuse the Easter brunch bill? He said, “I already tithed—ask the disciples for the tip.”
4. Resurrection Alarm Clock
What kind of alarm clock did Jesus use? None. He rose on the third day without one.
5. Palm Sunday Problems
Why was the pastor’s palm tree upset after Palm Sunday? It felt like it was just being used for show.
6. Jelly Bean Theology
How do pastors explain sin to kids on Easter? With jelly beans: black for sin, red for sacrifice, green for growth, and yellow for eternal light!
7. Bunny Baptism
Why did the Easter Bunny ask for a baptism? He heard it was the only way to truly hop into new life.
8. Egg-straordinary Miracle
Why don’t pastors crack Easter eggs? Because inside every one is a message of new life waiting to hatch.
9. Lamb of God Joke
Why didn’t the lamb want to join the Easter choir? He didn’t want to be known as a sacrificial soloist.
10. Empty Tomb Tour Guide
What did the pastor say while pointing at the tomb? “And here we have the most famous vacancy in history.”
11. Pew Pew Pun
Why did the pastor bring a toy laser gun to church? He heard the kids were talking about “pew pews.”
12. Church Directory Chick
Why was the chick listed in the church directory? Because she hatched in the nursery during Easter service.
13. Loaves, Fishes, and Chocolate
What do pastors serve on Easter if they run out of communion? Loaves, fishes, and a side of chocolate bunnies.
14. Holy Yolk
Why did the pastor say the Easter egg was holy? It had been cracked open to reveal the light within.
15. Sunrise Service Selfie
Why did the pastor take a selfie at sunrise service? To prove he saw the Son rise.
16. The Holy Roll
What did the pastor say when he saw a cinnamon roll at Easter breakfast? “Behold, the holy roll!”
17. Twelve Bunnies of the Last Supper
Why didn’t the pastor like the children’s Easter play? They replaced the apostles with chocolate bunnies.
18. Pastor’s Peeps
Why did the congregation call the pastor’s flock “Peeps”? Because they’re sweet, colorful, and stick together.
19. Sermon on the Chick
Why did the pastor preach to the Easter chicks? He wanted to lay the groundwork for spiritual growth early.
20. Rolling Stone Joke
What’s a pastor’s favorite classic rock band? The Rolling Stone that covered the tomb.
21. Bunny Choir Tryouts
Why were there so many bunnies at choir rehearsal? Word got out they could hop into harmony.
22. Disciples and Dye
Why did the disciples avoid dyeing eggs? They’d rather be fishing than handling food coloring.
23. Tomb with a View
What did the pastor call the garden tomb? A real estate miracle: “No occupant, great view, stone included.”
24. Holy Hen
Why was the pastor interviewing hens on Easter? He was looking for someone to lay down the gospel.
25. Resurrection GPS
Why did the pastor use GPS on Easter? To show the shortest route to the empty tomb.
26. Elijah and the Egg Hunt
Why didn’t Elijah attend the Easter egg hunt? He was taken up before the hiding began.
27. Ham it Up
Why did the pastor avoid the Easter ham? He said, “I preach the Lamb, not the ham.”
28. Angel Choir Auditions
Why did the pastor hold choir auditions on Easter? He was expecting angelic voices to show up.
29. The Easter Pageant Prop
Why did the pastor bring a ladder to the Easter play? To help the cast reach new heights in faith.
30. Communion Crack-Up
Why did the congregation laugh during communion? Someone replaced the wine with grape jelly.
31. He Is Risen Indeed
Why did the pastor install a trampoline at the altar? So every time someone asked “Is He risen?” the kids could say, “Indeed!” and bounce up.
32. Crosswalk Confusion
Why did the pastor stop traffic at the crosswalk on Good Friday? He said he was practicing for the real cross walk.
33. Apostolic Omelet
Why did the pastor call his breakfast the Apostolic Omelet? It had twelve eggs and no betrayal.
34. Gethsemane Garden Club
Why did the pastor start a garden on Easter? He wanted to grow faith from the ground up—just like in Gethsemane.
35. Bunny at the Baptism
Why did the pastor hesitate at the Easter baptism? He saw bunny ears in the font and thought it was an ambush.
36. Loaf and Let Rise
What’s a pastor’s favorite baking motto on Easter? “Loaf and let rise.”
37. Pharisee Fail
Why did the Pharisee refuse to dye Easter eggs? He said it was too colorful for tradition.
38. Disciple Daycare
Why did the pastor start an Easter daycare called “The Little Disciples”? Because the kids already had 12 excuses for everything.
39. Seder Side Hustle
Why did the pastor host a Seder the night before Easter? He said, “I like a little Passover before the Passover.”
40. Donkey in the Parking Lot
Why did the pastor make a donkey reserve sign in the parking lot? For Palm Sunday guests of honor.
41. Pew Polishers Anonymous
Why did the pastor start Pew Polishers Anonymous? Too many people were more concerned about shiny seats than spotless souls.
42. Fish Fry Faith
Why did the pastor serve fish on Easter instead of lamb? He wanted to throw it back to the Sea of Galilee days.
43. Deacon Egg Duel
Why were two deacons tapping eggs during the sermon? They heard it was time for a shell-off.
44. Spiritual Spring Cleaning
Why did the pastor carry a broom to the pulpit on Easter? It was time to sweep away sin with the resurrection wind.
45. Crucifixion Cookies
Why did the church bake crucifixion cookies? To remind people that even sweets can tell the story of salvation.
46. Synchronized Scripture
Why did the Easter service feel like a dance? Because every verse was read in perfect resurrection rhythm.
47. CrossFit Christ
Why did the pastor call Jesus the original CrossFitter? He carried the weight of the world and rose stronger.
48. Hallelujah Hiccups
Why did the pastor stop mid-sermon on Easter? He caught the Hallelujah hiccups and couldn’t stop praising.
Conclusion
A joyful heart is good medicine, and Easter provides a divine opportunity to spread that joy with a side of holy humor. These 48 pastor-approved Easter jokes blend reverence with wit, ensuring a faithful laugh without losing focus on the miracle of the Resurrection. Whether you’re delivering a sermon, leading a Sunday school, or just mingling after service, these jokes can provide that spark of joy and connection that reminds us all—Christ is risen, and so is our spirit. Keep laughing, keep loving, and most importantly, keep proclaiming the Good News with a grin.
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