Corn: it’s more than just a golden side dish at summer barbecues. It’s a food so iconic, it’s practically synonymous with dad jokes—cheesy, crunchy, and oh-so-deliciously groan-worthy. Whether it’s popping up in your popcorn bowl, decorating your Thanksgiving table, or being stealthily turned into syrup in everything you eat, corn has earned its place in the spotlight—and now it’s the star of its very own joke collection.
In this professionally crafted cornucopia of humor, you’ll find 47 unique, non-repeating jokes about corn, each with a bold subtitle for easy digestion. No kernels of explanation here—just pure, unfiltered comedy that’s butter than you ever imagined. So shuck off your worries, sit back, and prepare to be a-maize-d.
47 Corn Jokes That’ll Have You Poppin’ with Laughter
1. A-MAIZE-ING COMEDY
Why did the corn win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field.
2. STALK TALK
What did the corn stalk say to the celery? Quit stalking me!
3. COB CONUNDRUM
Why didn’t the corn want to make any friends? It was afraid of getting too ear-ritated.
4. THE KERNEL KNOWS BEST
What do you call a corn kernel who gives advice? A corn-sultant.
5. POPCORN POLITICS
Why did the popcorn run for office? It wanted to pop into power!
6. CREAM OF THE CROP
What’s a corn’s favorite compliment? “You’re the cream of the crop!”
7. LATE FOR THE HARVEST
Why did the corn miss the bus? It got stuck in a jam!
8. FRESHLY PICKED HUMOR
What do you call freshly picked corn telling jokes? Ear-resistible.
9. CORNY ROMANCE
Why did the corn couple break up? They couldn’t find common ground.
10. STALK MARKET CRASH
Why did the corn go broke? It invested in the stalk market.
11. THE BUTTERY TRUTH
What did the butter say to the corn? “I’m on a roll with you!”
12. FAMILY RE-UNEARTHED
What did the corn say at the family reunion? “Long time no see-d!”
13. SWEET VICTORY
Why did the sweet corn always win arguments? It had a-maize-ing points.
14. CORN-TEMPLATIVE STATE
Why did the corn sit quietly in the corner? It was deep in corn-templation.
15. SOCIAL SHUCKING
Why did the corn get kicked out of the party? It wouldn’t stop shucking around.
16. POPCORN & CHILL
Why did the popcorn bring a blanket to the movie? It wanted to popcorn and chill.
17. EAR-OBIC CLASS
Why did the corn go to the gym? To work on its core strength!
18. COB-STAR STATUS
What do you call a famous corn? A cob-star!
19. MOOD SWINGS
Why was the corn acting all husky? It was having an ear-rational day.
20. THE COB-FESSIONAL
Where do bad corns go to confess? The cob-fessional booth.
21. HIGH FIBER DRAMA
Why was the corn in trouble at school? It was caught passing fiber-notes.
22. A STALKING ISSUE
What do you call it when corn follows you? A-maize-ing persistence.
23. GRILL SERGEANT
What did the BBQ corn say? “I’m grill-ted to perfection!”
24. UN-KERNELING THE TRUTH
What did the detective corn say? “Time to un-kernel this mystery.”
25. THE CORNMAZING RACE
What game show do corns love? The Cornmazing Race!
26. LOST IN THE MAIZE
Why couldn’t the corn find its way out? It was lost in the maize.
27. CORN-SERVATIVE THINKING
Why didn’t the corn try something new? It was too corn-servative.
28. THE EAR-IEST JOKE
When do corns wake up? At the crack of dawn with their ear-liest alarm.
29. SNACK ATTACK
Why did the corn bring chips to the party? In case someone got a snack attack.
30. MAIZE-ICAL THINKING
Why did the corn believe in magic? Because it saw a maize-ical unicorn.
31. TOO CORNY TO HANDLE
Why did everyone groan at the corn’s joke? It was too corny to handle.
32. HARVEST HILARITY
What’s a corn farmer’s favorite holiday? Har-vestival!
33. A KERNEL OF TRUTH
Why was the corn so honest? It always told a kernel of truth.
34. COBBLED TOGETHER
Why did the corn form a band? Because it had a-maize-ing harmony.
35. FLAVOR OF THE FIELD
What did the corn wear to impress? Its buttery cologne.
36. HUSKY HUMOR
Why did the corn blush? It saw the husky corn next door.
37. MAIZE-Y DAYS
What do you call a lazy ear of corn? Maize-y!
38. VIVA LA VEGETABLE
What’s the corn’s revolutionary slogan? “Viva la vegetación!”
39. STALKING CELEBRITY
What do you call a corn who’s always being photographed? A corn-lebrity!
40. PUNNY CORN-PETITION
Why didn’t the other vegetables enter the pun contest? Corn had them beat already.
41. HUSKTERIOUS BEHAVIOR
Why did the corn act suspicious? It had something husk-terious going on.
42. FIELD DAY
Why did the corn skip school? It had a field day planned.
43. A POP OF COLOR
Why did the corn dye its husk blue? It wanted to pop with style.
44. DON’T BE SHUCKED
What did the corn say when surprised? “Well, shuck me!”
45. COBFUSION
Why was the corn confused? It couldn’t decide if it was a snack or a side.
46. EAR CANDY
Why was the corn musician so popular? It made ear candy.
47. MISSION IMPOPPABLE
What’s the popcorn’s favorite movie? Mission Impoppable.
Conclusion
From cheesy one-liners to unexpected puns, these corn jokes cover the full cob-spectrum of humor. Whether you’re looking to spice up a family dinner, lighten the mood at the office, or just throw some kernels of laughter into your day, this collection has got you covered. Each joke brings something unique to the table—no repeats, no stale cracks—just farm-fresh, high-fiber fun.
Next time you hear someone groan at a “corny” joke, hand them this list and show them just how deep the cornfield of comedy really goes. Because when it comes to laughs, this crop never fails to deliver. Stay shucking hilarious!
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