The epic saga of “The Lord of the Rings,” penned by J.R.R. Tolkien, has captivated audiences for decades with its rich storytelling, intricate world-building, and profound themes. While the narrative primarily delves into the trials and triumphs of its characters, it also offers ample opportunity for humor. Fans have embraced this lighter side, creating a plethora of jokes that pay homage to the beloved series. In this article, we delve into the world of “Lord of the Rings” humor, presenting a collection of jokes that will entertain and amuse both die-hard fans and casual readers alike.
Funny LOTR Jokes
1. What do you call 8 hobbits?
A hobbyte.
2. Why LOTR is a metaphor for life?
Man puts ring on finger, slowly goes insane!
3. Aragorn, Boromir, Legolas, and Gandalf walk into a bar
Gimli and the Hobbits are short enough to walk under it.
4. Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, we missed the whole trilogy of LOTR.
5. Hand. Hand. River. Dirt. Gollum. Hobbits. Pockets. Pockets. Finger. Envelope. Fire. Hand. Neck. Neck. Finger. Hobbits. Neck. Neck. Neck. Pocket. Finger. LAVA.
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, from the perspective of the ring.
6. How do hobbits make sure their clothes dry quickly?
One rule: to wring them all
7. Why did Gimli have to be a part of the Fellowship?
He was the Tolkien minority.
8. How does Shagrat get his shopping home?
In a Gorbag.
9. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Nazgul.
(Nazgul who?)
Nazguls don’t but I do.
10. J.R.R. Tolkien and Angela Lansbury have paired up for a middle-earth murder mystery…
Mordor She Wrote.
11. Why can’t Treebeard swim very quickly?
He’s just not a fish ent.
12. Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
13. If Frodo was the President of the Fellowship, what position would Gandalf have?
Chief of Staff.
14. What do you call a reference to the Eye of Sauron?
An optical allusion.
15. There are only two white people in the movie Black Panther.
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
That makes them the Tolkien white guys.
16. If Charles Dickens wrote The Lord of the Rings, how would the novel have started?
It was the best of Shires. It was the Worcestershires.
17. What do you call introverted hobbits?
Shyer folk.
18. The elf in the Fellowship of the Ring must not have had that great of a childhood.
Since there’s no plastic in Middle Earth, he was lego-less.
19. Why didn’t Saddam Hussein watch Return of the King?
He was living under Iraq.
20. What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?
The I seeeeee youuuuuuuuuuuu (ICU).
21. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Hobbit.
(Hobbit who?)
Hobbit letting me in?!
22. What do hobbit homes with no entrances need?
More doors.
23. Did you hear that the copies of The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, and The Silmarillion are considered one-of-a-kind when sold and traded?
They’re Non-Fungible Tolkiens.
24. Why did Sauron buy Hot Topic?
Because he wanted to be Morgoth.
25. What do you call a man who has been married and divorced multiple times?
Lord of the Rings.
26. How do you call a Middle-Earth herb that grows on Rivendell rocks?
Elvish Parsley.
27. Employee: Gandalf once said ‘A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.’
Boss: You’re still fired!
28. How did Eowyn show that gosh darn Witch King who she was?
She got rid of that dern helm!
29. What is Sauron’s favorite soda?
Mountain Doom.
30. Who created Scientology in the Middle-Earth?
Elrond Hubbard.
31. What do you call an Orc on a bike?
A Mordorcyclist.
Conclusion
Humor is an integral part of the “Lord of the Rings” experience, enriching the epic narrative with moments of levity and connection. Whether through the playful banter of hobbits, the gruff humor of dwarves, the elegance of elvish wit, or the whimsical aspects of wizards, jokes add an extra layer of enjoyment for fans. As we explore the many facets of Middle-earth humor, it’s clear that the ability to laugh and find joy in this vast and intricate world is one of the many reasons “The Lord of the Rings” continues to captivate audiences worldwide.
In celebrating the humor of “The Lord of the Rings,” we not only honor the creativity of J.R.R. Tolkien and those who brought his vision to life but also the enduring spirit of the fans who keep the laughter alive. So next time you venture into the realms of Middle-earth, don’t forget to bring your sense of humor along for the journey – after all, even the darkest of quests can use a good laugh.