Humor has always been a significant aspect of human culture, offering a way to connect, entertain, and sometimes provoke thought. Lesbian humor, specifically, provides a unique perspective that often combines wit, self-awareness, and social commentary. In this article, we delve into the world of funny lesbian jokes, exploring their origins, variations, and the impact they have within and beyond the LGBTQ+ community.
A Collection of Lesbian Jokes
1. What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
2. What’s a lesbian’s favorite weapon?
Finger guns.
3. What won’t a lesbian take?
Dictation.
4. What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon?
Squirtle.
5. What’s a lesbian’s favorite food?
Finger food.
6. What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
7. What’s a lesbian’s favorite contest?
Pie Eating.
8. What do you call a lesbian’s fingers?
Fish sticks.
9. What kind of food does a lesbian love?
Anything they can eat out.
10. What kind of chocolate does lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
11. Who’s a lesbian’s favorite baseball player?
Lenny Dykstra.
12. What does a high lesbian get?
The carpet munchies.
13. Where do lesbians stay on vacation?
A lesbi-INN.
14. What kind of train does a lesbian take?
Subgay.
15. What hand condition affects lesbians the most?
Arthritis.
16. What do you call a high lesbian?
Baked les-beans.
17. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur with a strap-on?
A peg-asaurus.
18. What’s a lesbian’s signature food item?
Munchables.
19. How do lesbians settle a fight?
Rock, Papers, Scissors.
20. What does a butch lesbian spider like to be called?
Daddy Long Fingers.
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21. Why do lesbians hate people named Richard?
Because they’re Dic*s.
22. What’s a lesbian’s favorite candy?
Lick-orice.
23. What kind of molluscs does a lesbian love?
Octop*ssy.
24. Which Disney character would a lesbian be?
Lickey Mouse.
25. Why do lesbians hate Napoleon?
Because he was a dictator.
26. What’s the catchphrase for a lesbian pirate?
Scissors-Me-Timbers.
27. What do you find in a lesbian’s house?
A lick-her cabinet.
28. What does a lesbian love to use?
Slip of the tongue.
29. What’s a lesbian’s favorite holiday?
Easter without the s.
30. What’s a lesbian’s favorite bean?
Ones you can flick.
31. What’s a lesbian romantic movie called?
Chick Lick.
32. Why do lesbians hate sports?
Because most involve balls.
33. What would a lesbian president be called?
George W. Butch.
34. What does a lesbian want for Christmas?
Mrs. Claus.
35. How do lesbians recognize other lesbians?
When they see the Three Finger Salute.
36. What’s a lesbian’s favorite ballet?
The Nutcracker.
37. What’s a lesbian’s favorite card game?
Poke-her.
38. What does a lesbian bring on a second date?
A U-haul.
39. What do you call a lesbian who lives up north?
A Klondyke.
40. How does an asthmatic lesbian breathe?
In snatches.
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41. What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?
Homeless.
42. How do lesbian snakes speak?
In tongues.
43. What does a lesbian pirate search for?
Booty.
44. What do you call a lesbian in a Chili’s?
Baby Back Butch.
45. What do you call a lesbian with a strap-on?
The hole she-bang.
46. Why do lesbians love bowling balls?
Because you can stick three fingers in at once.
47. What do you call a lesbian in a racecar?
Fast food.
48. What do you call a hot lesbian?
A bushfire.
49. What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbian’s back pocket?
Dip.
50. What do you call a closet full of lesbians?
A lick-her cabinet.
51. What did one lesbian frog say to the other?
Wow, we do taste like chicken!
52. What’s a lesbian’s favorite phrase?
Lick-her in the front, poke-her in the rear.
53. What does a lesbian bring on a first date?
A turkey baster.
54. What do you call a lesbian with braces?
A box cutter.
55. What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
Same time next month!
56. What do you call a lesbian boxer?
Fruit punch.
57. What do lesbians and M&Ms both have in common?
They can melt on your tongue.
58. What do lesbians love to watch?
LGBTV.
59. What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-a-likes.
60. Why do lesbians hate the sun?
Because it creates vitamin D.
Conclusion: The Power of Laughter in Lesbian Humor
Lesbian jokes, with their blend of wit, insight, and sometimes irreverence, offer much more than mere entertainment. They provide a means for lesbians to connect, cope, and communicate their experiences. These jokes help to break down stereotypes, foster understanding, and celebrate the diversity within the lesbian community. As society continues to evolve, so too will lesbian humor, reflecting the ongoing journey toward greater visibility, acceptance, and equality.